Matthew Williams
@mattheww1991.bsky.social
Loves reading, writing, socialising, playing video games, and supporting Aston Villa. Big forehead.
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You should actually have him waking up and discovering that, far from being a super spy, Bond is actually a supermarket checkout assistant and all the prior films were dreams.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You should actually have him waking up and discovering that, far from being a super spy, Bond is actually a supermarket checkout assistant and all the prior films were dreams.
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Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
Long day today 😑
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Long day today 😑
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
An optional second play through where the characters are replaced by Muppet versions of themselves.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
An optional second play through where the characters are replaced by Muppet versions of themselves.
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
You ever seen an idea you've never considered and it suddenly seems like the most obvious thing in the world.
Daydreaming about a 2D Sonic metroidvania where you unlock different characters to swap between (using knuckles to break open walls, tails to fly up to new locations, etc.)
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You ever seen an idea you've never considered and it suddenly seems like the most obvious thing in the world.
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Alan Carr should legit be a spy. Not only did he win Traitors but just by taking his specs off and not smiling he transforms himself into a man with questionable views on Alan Carr
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Alan Carr should legit be a spy. Not only did he win Traitors but just by taking his specs off and not smiling he transforms himself into a man with questionable views on Alan Carr
This is great news. Won't stop interest in him of course, but at least clubs will have to pay top dollar if they want him.
Morgan Rogers is the latest #AVFC to sign a new contract. As reported in July, Villa outlined intentions to offer another contract to elevate him among the highest earners in the squad. 12 month extension so new deal runs until 2031.
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This is great news. Won't stop interest in him of course, but at least clubs will have to pay top dollar if they want him.
I've searched for Ace Attorney on Twitch before and I can tell you that, at any time of day, some nasally 20 year old dude with 3 viewers is attempting their best Mia Fay impression to painful effect.
One streamer reportedly began reading character dialogue out loud in an exaggerated voice so grating, it can only be described as the sounds of Hell to anyone unfortunate enough to be within earshot.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I've searched for Ace Attorney on Twitch before and I can tell you that, at any time of day, some nasally 20 year old dude with 3 viewers is attempting their best Mia Fay impression to painful effect.
Definitely top spot for 'most interesting toilet I've ever used'.
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Definitely top spot for 'most interesting toilet I've ever used'.
Absolutely great game, richly deserved.
despelote by julian cordero + sebastian valbuena takes home Excellence in Narrative prize from DevGAMM Awards 2025! 📚
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Absolutely great game, richly deserved.
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Honestly, the sheer number of grifters, many from outside Birmingham, who gatecrashed the Villa game last night for their own clout. Just shows how toxic social media characters operate, doesn't it.
#avfc
#avfc
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Honestly, the sheer number of grifters, many from outside Birmingham, who gatecrashed the Villa game last night for their own clout. Just shows how toxic social media characters operate, doesn't it.
#avfc
#avfc
Pains me to say it but probably not at the right standard on current form. A break will do him good. #avfc
Aston Villa's Ezri Konsa and Morgan Rogers have both been selected by Thomas Tuchel to represent England this month, but Ollie Watkins has not. 🏴
#AVFC
#AVFC
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Pains me to say it but probably not at the right standard on current form. A break will do him good. #avfc
Glad this passed without incident. Am seeing some overwrought nonsense though about the fact some protesters had to go on the playground opposite the ground because it has a fence. Given the alternative is to stand right by the turnstiles and block the way, what do they expect?
Hope all goes well for the fans at Villa Park tonight. A circus has been foisted on them that they didn't ask for. One of the few times I'm not that sad about missing out, shame it's come to this. #avfc
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Glad this passed without incident. Am seeing some overwrought nonsense though about the fact some protesters had to go on the playground opposite the ground because it has a fence. Given the alternative is to stand right by the turnstiles and block the way, what do they expect?
Hope all goes well for the fans at Villa Park tonight. A circus has been foisted on them that they didn't ask for. One of the few times I'm not that sad about missing out, shame it's come to this. #avfc
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hope all goes well for the fans at Villa Park tonight. A circus has been foisted on them that they didn't ask for. One of the few times I'm not that sad about missing out, shame it's come to this. #avfc
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
I miss Sepp Blatter.
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I miss Sepp Blatter.
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
This app lets you see your play history, mine goes back to 2011 and the 3DS days. It also lets you see individual sessions, so I can look back on the shamefully long session where I beat TotK.
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
This app lets you see your play history, mine goes back to 2011 and the 3DS days. It also lets you see individual sessions, so I can look back on the shamefully long session where I beat TotK.
Quite pleased that I went to my book club despite a crappy day and it chucking down outside, I can force myself to be sociable! 😂
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Quite pleased that I went to my book club despite a crappy day and it chucking down outside, I can force myself to be sociable! 😂