MatthewVanZandt
@matthewvanzandt.bsky.social
Blue Bobber! That’s fun. Alliterative.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Blue Bobber! That’s fun. Alliterative.
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By god that's Norman Osborn's music
Empire State Building wearing its pumpkin costume.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
By god that's Norman Osborn's music
Me rn
"time to log into a website before bedtime and get mad again" - all of us for some reason??
October 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Me rn
Thanos > Darkseid
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
October 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thanos > Darkseid
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
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BOSS: hey you’re focused on getting that report together, right?
ME: ya sure
MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!
ME: ya sure
MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
BOSS: hey you’re focused on getting that report together, right?
ME: ya sure
MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!
ME: ya sure
MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!
Gary Larson posted a handful of new Farside strips this week and they’re delightful
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/36...
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/36...
The Far Side | TheFarSide.com
Visit the official online home of The Far Side comic strip by Gary Larson for your daily dose of Gary’s classic cartoons.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Gary Larson posted a handful of new Farside strips this week and they’re delightful
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/36...
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/36...
Look at this lil guy
this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Look at this lil guy
Logging on (to work)
November 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Logging on (to work)
Roses are red
Violets are too
Everything’s red
My optic blasts defeated you
- Scott Summers
Violets are too
Everything’s red
My optic blasts defeated you
- Scott Summers
February 15, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Roses are red
Violets are too
Everything’s red
My optic blasts defeated you
- Scott Summers
Violets are too
Everything’s red
My optic blasts defeated you
- Scott Summers
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My review of Godzilla Minus One. Tl;dr if you don’t like this movie then fuck you. defector.com/six-things-y...
Six Things You Are Not Allowed To Say To Me About 'Godzilla Minus One' | Defector
Yesterday, I took my youngest son to see Godzilla Minus One. This is the 37th Godzilla movie and the 33rd made by Japanese movie studio Toho, which birthed the franchise in 1954 and made Shin Godzilla...
defector.com
December 10, 2023 at 7:14 PM
My review of Godzilla Minus One. Tl;dr if you don’t like this movie then fuck you. defector.com/six-things-y...
Kilmer was the best Batman. You can’t change my mind.
September 2, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Kilmer was the best Batman. You can’t change my mind.
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RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
August 28, 2023 at 7:12 PM
RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
I’m rewatching We Love Time before the new season starts and I honestly can’t even tell if this show is any good.
August 29, 2023 at 3:46 AM
I’m rewatching We Love Time before the new season starts and I honestly can’t even tell if this show is any good.
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The Hollywood strike forces a reckoning for the trades: defector.com/the-hollywoo...
The Hollywood Strike Forces A Reckoning For The Trades | Defector
As the biggest entertainment story in decades unfolds, the trades’ practices are being exposed, with reporting that alternates between being useless to outwardly harmful.
defector.com
August 24, 2023 at 8:47 PM
The Hollywood strike forces a reckoning for the trades: defector.com/the-hollywoo...
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my girlfriend, who is a ghost, just broke up with me because she was tired of me saying "bustin' makes me feel good" after sex
August 16, 2023 at 2:24 PM
my girlfriend, who is a ghost, just broke up with me because she was tired of me saying "bustin' makes me feel good" after sex
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[muppet nuclear test site]
Beaker: Meh meh meh meh meh. Meh meh meh meh meh meh.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Indeed, Beaker. The destroyer of worlds.
Beaker: Meh meh meh meh meh. Meh meh meh meh meh meh.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Indeed, Beaker. The destroyer of worlds.
July 13, 2023 at 12:03 AM
[muppet nuclear test site]
Beaker: Meh meh meh meh meh. Meh meh meh meh meh meh.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Indeed, Beaker. The destroyer of worlds.
Beaker: Meh meh meh meh meh. Meh meh meh meh meh meh.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Indeed, Beaker. The destroyer of worlds.
The only way to free myself from the witches curse is to kiss someone before midnight! But no one wants to kiss a talking goat!
August 17, 2023 at 10:59 AM
The only way to free myself from the witches curse is to kiss someone before midnight! But no one wants to kiss a talking goat!
Let’s play two truths and a lie.
1. You couldn’t pay me to vote for Donald Trump
2. I think it’s pretty funny he’s finally been indicted for crimes we all literally watched him commit in plain sight.
3. I was born on Mars.
1. You couldn’t pay me to vote for Donald Trump
2. I think it’s pretty funny he’s finally been indicted for crimes we all literally watched him commit in plain sight.
3. I was born on Mars.
August 17, 2023 at 10:44 AM
Let’s play two truths and a lie.
1. You couldn’t pay me to vote for Donald Trump
2. I think it’s pretty funny he’s finally been indicted for crimes we all literally watched him commit in plain sight.
3. I was born on Mars.
1. You couldn’t pay me to vote for Donald Trump
2. I think it’s pretty funny he’s finally been indicted for crimes we all literally watched him commit in plain sight.
3. I was born on Mars.
Legend had some gross practical effects that haunted 5yo me.
August 16, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Legend had some gross practical effects that haunted 5yo me.
My poor half elf Bard Llewyn almost died in an oubliette today. Thanks to some quick thinking (yelling at the DM), and clever tactics (crying like a baby), he survived! And now we know better than to teleport in the tomb of the nine gods.
August 13, 2023 at 10:25 PM
My poor half elf Bard Llewyn almost died in an oubliette today. Thanks to some quick thinking (yelling at the DM), and clever tactics (crying like a baby), he survived! And now we know better than to teleport in the tomb of the nine gods.
In the mood to do a crime. But which one? So many to choose from.
August 11, 2023 at 9:05 PM
In the mood to do a crime. But which one? So many to choose from.
I’ve never fought for anything in my entire life, I’m fighting for this hat.
August 11, 2023 at 6:56 PM
I’ve never fought for anything in my entire life, I’m fighting for this hat.