Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
@matthewtarpley.bsky.social
Help me dissociate
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. Acco...
theonion.com
April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Why does every picture of her always look like someone shot her dog in front of her?
Breaking: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant
By Josh Campbell and Kit Maher
www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/p...
By Josh Campbell and Kit Maher
www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/p...
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant | CNN Politics
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, two sources familiar with the incident, includin...
www.cnn.com
April 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Why does every picture of her always look like someone shot her dog in front of her?
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
Where do you cross that line on free speech? Are you fucking stupid?
Tom Homan confirms on Fox News that he's asked the DOJ to investigate AOC
February 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Where do you cross that line on free speech? Are you fucking stupid?
After that, he had a tummy ache.
February 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
After that, he had a tummy ache.
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
re-reading this tweet every few years with a new perspective on who "we" refers to
February 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
re-reading this tweet every few years with a new perspective on who "we" refers to
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Or a day ending in Y.
January 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Or a day ending in Y.
English class is about to be Bible class. Bet.
January 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
English class is about to be Bible class. Bet.
Qui bono, as the kids say.
ground.news/article/trum...
ground.news/article/trum...
ground.news
January 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Qui bono, as the kids say.
ground.news/article/trum...
ground.news/article/trum...
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
when things get scary and the unknown beckons, i listen to this song.
fear not of man, because men must die.
youtu.be/zbjhH1AQYTE?...
fear not of man, because men must die.
youtu.be/zbjhH1AQYTE?...
Fear Not Of Man
YouTube video by Mos Def - Topic
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
when things get scary and the unknown beckons, i listen to this song.
fear not of man, because men must die.
youtu.be/zbjhH1AQYTE?...
fear not of man, because men must die.
youtu.be/zbjhH1AQYTE?...
Anybody want to sanewash this shit?
January 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Anybody want to sanewash this shit?
Any ideas on activities for toddlers in Austin for days where it's below freezing?
January 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Any ideas on activities for toddlers in Austin for days where it's below freezing?
When Hegseth heard he was gonna be a member of the cabinet, he thought it was the liquor cabinet.
January 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When Hegseth heard he was gonna be a member of the cabinet, he thought it was the liquor cabinet.
Buchenwald Barbie
Hey look, perjury
Under questioning by Klobuchar, Bondi vows that "politics will not play a part" in her work if she's confirmed
(bookmark this one)
(bookmark this one)
January 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Buchenwald Barbie
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
being a CEO must be so easy, get paid $50 million a year to just be stupid and say/do whatever
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
being a CEO must be so easy, get paid $50 million a year to just be stupid and say/do whatever
Y'all ever had shit frozen off you?
January 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Y'all ever had shit frozen off you?
Just reicht
January 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just reicht
I'm sorry, but ACAB applies to little kids playing cops and robbers.
January 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm sorry, but ACAB applies to little kids playing cops and robbers.
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
elon's doppelganger is getting mugged by zoomers on a fortnite stream www.twitch.tv/connoreatspa...
January 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
elon's doppelganger is getting mugged by zoomers on a fortnite stream www.twitch.tv/connoreatspa...
Got a round trip 6 mile run, only to realize my wife has the keys 3 miles in the other direction.
I ain't running 12 fuckin miles dude.
I ain't running 12 fuckin miles dude.
a group of people in tuxedos and headphones are sitting at a desk in a control room .
ALT: a group of people in tuxedos and headphones are sitting at a desk in a control room .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Got a round trip 6 mile run, only to realize my wife has the keys 3 miles in the other direction.
I ain't running 12 fuckin miles dude.
I ain't running 12 fuckin miles dude.
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
life in jail no parole
Just found out about the aesthetic airport security tray pic trend and I'm ready to end it all
December 29, 2024 at 4:32 PM
life in jail no parole
Reposted by Giv'em that Mat-thewugh
baby i was born this way (unable to wrap presents any good)
December 25, 2024 at 2:56 AM
baby i was born this way (unable to wrap presents any good)