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“BREAKING NEWS”
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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fuck fuck fuck i can feel the sads coming on i need to fall asleep before they get too bad
October 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Operation Raise The Colours: Phase 2 plans LEAKED.
September 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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the fact that my credit card is on my phone now is cooler than any AI breakthrough imo
August 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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yeah im passing. passing everybody on the sidewalk jesus walk faster you fucks
July 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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give a man a fish .. ? fish man
April 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I found the most incredible graph on the other site
April 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Socrates: "What do you mean by 'illegal ideas'?"
ICE Agent: "Ideas that are against the law."
Socrates: "So you believe the government should determine which ideas are legal?"
ICE Agent: "Of course."
Socrates: "So you think the Constitution is illegal?"
ICE Agent: "Just drink the hemlock."
April 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Thank u I'll be sure to implement this in future hikes 🙏
April 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Tough Choices!
March 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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flash drives are so big for so cheap nowadays that it actually fucks me up. i don't want to put a single text file on a 128gb stick. it's too big. the file is going to get all rattled around and dinged up if i leave it in there by itself
March 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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How do you manage to get these things wrong?!
March 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Today I broke an #accessibility feature on my site, and turned off #audio for UK users.

Everyone else can listen as usual. UK users cannot.

You can still read the text. But you can't hear the #accessible version.

This is the Online Safety Act: www.girlonthenet.com/osa/

Pls share
March 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
1/3
February 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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911: what's your emergency

SCHRÖDINGER: my cat is in a box with radioactive material

911: we’re on our way sir

SCHRÖDINGER: please hurry it’s a matter of *looks at camera* life AND death
January 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Another thing some Chinese queer people do is *archaeopronouns* instead of neopronouns which is very cool too!

lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Archaeo...

🐦🐦
January 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Are you sick of Twitter now that it feels like the comment section of The Daily Mail? Why not try BlueSky, which feels like the comment section of The Guardian?
January 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Discussing salty snacks with @fbisnath.bsky.social, concluding that they can be categorized in two-dimensional bouba–kiki space. #iconicity #linguistics
December 21, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find it who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is in breach of the General Data Protection Regulation 2018
December 15, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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I switched to Duck Duck Go over this. Every time you do a Google search, it runs a computationally expensive AI query. There's noticeable latency for something I don't trust and don't want.
December 13, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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Well, you're in luck! Someone mashed the two together:
youtu.be/jr01Vk7Cnjs?...
ROSÉ & BREL - APT. 🫰
YouTube video by Isee3
youtu.be
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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If you don't finish the art you get sick of mid-project, you're never going to finish anything.
December 28, 2023 at 3:46 AM