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Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
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The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
We’re giving the people of Monstropolis some disgusting football
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
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Lance Stroll had the most overtakes of any driver this season and every overtake is like a win against another driver so congratulations World Champion Lance Stroll
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Lance Stroll had the most overtakes of any driver this season and every overtake is like a win against another driver so congratulations World Champion Lance Stroll
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okay I’ve been brainstorming on how to fix the playoffs
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
okay I’ve been brainstorming on how to fix the playoffs
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No PI means no OPI either. Nobody is free until all of us are free
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
No PI means no OPI either. Nobody is free until all of us are free
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tinnitus so loud i was kicked out of the library
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
tinnitus so loud i was kicked out of the library
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GET UP ITS RIVALRY WEEK PART 2
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
GET UP ITS RIVALRY WEEK PART 2
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if you jump in the kettle and it's not a TD, your house gets repossessed
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
if you jump in the kettle and it's not a TD, your house gets repossessed
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YOU: These weak pass interference calls prove the refs are biased
ME: These referees believe that pass interference exists. They do not see the truth. They need to drop acid in an abandoned prison.
ME: These referees believe that pass interference exists. They do not see the truth. They need to drop acid in an abandoned prison.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
YOU: These weak pass interference calls prove the refs are biased
ME: These referees believe that pass interference exists. They do not see the truth. They need to drop acid in an abandoned prison.
ME: These referees believe that pass interference exists. They do not see the truth. They need to drop acid in an abandoned prison.
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Time to ask your family what they think about the “fumbling the endzone for a touchback” rule.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Time to ask your family what they think about the “fumbling the endzone for a touchback” rule.
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Compost Malone
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Compost Malone
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Hey Cowboys
a logo for the sickos committee is displayed on a purple background
ALT: a logo for the sickos committee is displayed on a purple background
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hey Cowboys
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Every PI call is bad.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Every PI call is bad.
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Most sports people’s timelines: great drive by Georgia.
Ours: are those fucking avocados?
Ours: are those fucking avocados?
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Most sports people’s timelines: great drive by Georgia.
Ours: are those fucking avocados?
Ours: are those fucking avocados?
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NEW: Talarico leads Allred by 6 points, 48% to 42%, despite facing a 28 point name ID deficit.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
NEW: Talarico leads Allred by 6 points, 48% to 42%, despite facing a 28 point name ID deficit.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
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Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has released a resume portal via his transition site, offering jobs for people of all skill levels “to help build an administration of public servants that will drive down costs and keep all New Yorkers safe.”
www.transition2025.com/apply
www.transition2025.com/apply
A New Era for NYC
Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is ready to work to make New York safe and affordable for all of its residents.
www.transition2025.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has released a resume portal via his transition site, offering jobs for people of all skill levels “to help build an administration of public servants that will drive down costs and keep all New Yorkers safe.”
www.transition2025.com/apply
www.transition2025.com/apply
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Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!
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Call of Duty sponsoring a MNF game featuring the Arizona Cardinals is amazing, it's almost better with Kyler hurt
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Call of Duty sponsoring a MNF game featuring the Arizona Cardinals is amazing, it's almost better with Kyler hurt
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i can't claim to know Kat as well as I'd like but there's never been a shred of doubt in my mind that she believes what she says and is willing to put her body on the line for that belief. I admire her.
Kat Abugazeh’s campaign has crossed a threshold where the risk she’s taking is significant enough and the actions admirable enough I sorta am past caring if it’s a publicity stunt/brand building exercise or not, it’s still brave and worthy of respect.
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i can't claim to know Kat as well as I'd like but there's never been a shred of doubt in my mind that she believes what she says and is willing to put her body on the line for that belief. I admire her.
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The bartender gives me free drinks because she likes me. Can't relate to your life.
Cool how one of the most prevalent tech stories now is “here’s how to be a creep and/or convincing fraud.”
How I Used Smart Glasses to Trick a Bartender Into Giving Me a Free Drink
How smart glasses can be used to con, cheat, and manipulate—and how to spot if someone is doing it.
lifehacker.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The bartender gives me free drinks because she likes me. Can't relate to your life.
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It’s a good night to be green, whether you’re big or mean
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s a good night to be green, whether you’re big or mean
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Gonna read this aloud like slam poetry.
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Gonna read this aloud like slam poetry.