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I could have been Norwegian. Instead I'm From Florida
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I don’t see my friend “a scary amount of butter” as much as I’d like to but when I do it’s like no time has passed, we pick up right where we left off
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I don’t see my friend “a scary amount of butter” as much as I’d like to but when I do it’s like no time has passed, we pick up right where we left off
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Hey y’all! A cat rescue on the island of Oahu needs our help! Lucky Paws has only raised $577 out of a needed $5k to keep their important work going. Can you help spread the word? Donate a few bucks? Thank you!
@jortsthecat.bsky.social
@fishtopher.bsky.social
luckypaws.org?fbclid=PAVER...
@jortsthecat.bsky.social
@fishtopher.bsky.social
luckypaws.org?fbclid=PAVER...
Lucky Paws - Cat Resort, Adoptions, Rescue
CAT HOTEL & RESORT, Rescue, & Kitty Adoptions. Lucky Paws is a nonprofit organization focussed on sick, injured, and at-risk cats on Oahu.
luckypaws.org
October 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hey y’all! A cat rescue on the island of Oahu needs our help! Lucky Paws has only raised $577 out of a needed $5k to keep their important work going. Can you help spread the word? Donate a few bucks? Thank you!
@jortsthecat.bsky.social
@fishtopher.bsky.social
luckypaws.org?fbclid=PAVER...
@jortsthecat.bsky.social
@fishtopher.bsky.social
luckypaws.org?fbclid=PAVER...
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featherless biped
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
featherless biped
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how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
as a child, I wanted to be a doctor. But I've grown up now and I want to be European
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
as a child, I wanted to be a doctor. But I've grown up now and I want to be European
schizoid gang rise up and identify with another individual and try overly hard to please them or project your own disowned needs onto them before engaging in a period of complete avoidant-dismissive withdrawal
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
schizoid gang rise up and identify with another individual and try overly hard to please them or project your own disowned needs onto them before engaging in a period of complete avoidant-dismissive withdrawal
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what a mug
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
what a mug
I only come on here when I'm unemployed to complain about being unemployed, which gives the impression I am always unemployed or dead. In actuality, I have connived my way into an Office Assistant job under HR and no one is more confused and anxious about this than I am
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I only come on here when I'm unemployed to complain about being unemployed, which gives the impression I am always unemployed or dead. In actuality, I have connived my way into an Office Assistant job under HR and no one is more confused and anxious about this than I am
going to a a lunch interview tomorrow and I'd rather be shot
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
going to a a lunch interview tomorrow and I'd rather be shot
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Bought some pants online. The Devil's Purchase
October 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Bought some pants online. The Devil's Purchase
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
if a man takes out his winter clothes, and his cats immediately sleep on them, preventing their usage - did he really take them out at all
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
if a man takes out his winter clothes, and his cats immediately sleep on them, preventing their usage - did he really take them out at all
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You can't just tell your dog he's handsome all the time, you also have to compliment his job performance
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You can't just tell your dog he's handsome all the time, you also have to compliment his job performance
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@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball
September 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball
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the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts
September 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts
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call me immanuel the way i just fuckin kant
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
call me immanuel the way i just fuckin kant
between Alien:Earth and Weapons I am never trusting rotten tomatoes on anything horror-related ever again
September 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
between Alien:Earth and Weapons I am never trusting rotten tomatoes on anything horror-related ever again
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CHOTINER: And you said you’ve had trouble sleeping.
ME: I don’t know what to do. I’ve tried everything.
CHOTINER: But you also said that you stare at the horrors, as you call them, online all day. Surely you’ve seen the studies that staring at your phone before bed…
ME: Hold on just a second.
ME: I don’t know what to do. I’ve tried everything.
CHOTINER: But you also said that you stare at the horrors, as you call them, online all day. Surely you’ve seen the studies that staring at your phone before bed…
ME: Hold on just a second.
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
CHOTINER: And you said you’ve had trouble sleeping.
ME: I don’t know what to do. I’ve tried everything.
CHOTINER: But you also said that you stare at the horrors, as you call them, online all day. Surely you’ve seen the studies that staring at your phone before bed…
ME: Hold on just a second.
ME: I don’t know what to do. I’ve tried everything.
CHOTINER: But you also said that you stare at the horrors, as you call them, online all day. Surely you’ve seen the studies that staring at your phone before bed…
ME: Hold on just a second.
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what it’s like to be unemployed
August 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
what it’s like to be unemployed
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i guess if i had one regret it'd be so much better than the real number
July 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i guess if i had one regret it'd be so much better than the real number
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i have a fetish for shocking realizations and i just came to a startling conclusion
November 26, 2024 at 1:08 PM
i have a fetish for shocking realizations and i just came to a startling conclusion
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it’s too hot to be funny. I see most of you feel the same.
June 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
it’s too hot to be funny. I see most of you feel the same.