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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · Mar 31

thank you for giving me a reason to repost one of my most bewildering dream notes

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June 17, 2021 at 9:14 PM
The Secret Amount of Hamsters that
Pharmacists Don't Want You To Know!!!!!!!!
no pharmacist can tell you the name of the amount that is equivalent to two hamsters.
The smallest number of hamsters they can tell you about is five, and that is called a blockade

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United Farm Workers

@ufw.bsky.social

As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.

November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM

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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️

@marzipanlord.bsky.social

charles dickens expounds upon the sandwich

Between the pieces, we almost all of us went out and refreshed. Many of us went the length of drinking beer at the bar of the neighbouring public-house, some of us drank spirits, crowds of us had sandwiches and ginger-beer at the refreshment-bars established for us in the Theatre. The sandwich-as substantial as was consistent with portability, and as cheap as possible —we hailed as one of our greatest institutions. It forced its way among us at all stages of the entertainment, and we were always delighted to see it; its adaptability to the varying moods of our nature was surprising; we could never weep so comfortably as when our tears fell on our sandwich; we could never laugh so heartily as when we choked with sandwich; Virtue never looked so beautiful or Vice so deformed as when we paused, sandwich in hand, to consider what would come of that resolution of Wickedness in boots, to sever Innocence in flowered chintz from Honest Industry in striped stockings. When the curtain fell for the night, we still fell back upon sandwich, to help us through the rain and mire, and home to bed.

July 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM

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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️

@marzipanlord.bsky.social

ever dream this man meme with a picture of Ernie sticking his tongue out in place of the usual man. text reads: EVER DREAM THIS MAN?
Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams. If this man appears in your dreams too, or if you have any information that can help us identify him, please contact us.
www.thisman.org

August 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM

comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️

@marzipanlord.bsky.social

not to get to personal but if any of u know someone who's looking for a room in brooklyn and would be willing to live in a 5th floor walkup lmk

November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM

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knife-wielding rabbit

@lalalychee.bsky.social

there is no greater honor than to be kissed by a little bunny

November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM

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midgie

@midgie.bsky.social

we must adore him

blurry photo of fenris with his tongue sticking out

close up of fenris with his tongue out still

November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM

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midgie

@midgie.bsky.social

it frolics

koru is lying on his back in the snow with all of his feet in the air because he loves the snow best of all things. he looks filthy and brown in comparison. most of that is mud

more joyous snow writhing. one of koru’s paws is sticking straight up in the air

November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM

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dead

@snakeroot.bsky.social

*NOTIFICATION* A repulsive beast wants your attention

November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM

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RRRMMM

@strongmisgiving.bsky.social

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

Lyrics on a karaoke machine:

I guess it rains down in Africa
I guess it rains down in Africa
I guess it rains down in Africa

November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM

comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️

@marzipanlord.bsky.social

does anyone know if im allowed to take a nap at work

November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM

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tara

@weedlejuice.bsky.social

November 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM

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Good Trailcams

@goodtrailcams.bsky.social

November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM

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molly

@bugmom.bsky.social

nobody hacks into the mainframe anymore

November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM

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janes

@idlerat.bsky.social

noodle of the week

packet of fresh chinese noodles marked “wife’s noodles”

November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM

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oak blanco

@abomination.computer

that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️

you shouldn’t rake the leaves in your yard. the leaves act as habitats for beneficial insects and break down into nutrients that strengthen the soil

November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM

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Its ruaa

@itsmeio.bsky.social

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Help me rent a safe shelter.

Its ruaa @itsmeio.bsky.social · 10d

The wind howls like a hungry beast, tearing our tent apart. Rain pounds relentlessly, seeping through every crack, freezing us to the bone. Water rises around us, swallowing our feet, our knees… our hope.