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mr splendour
@jobcreator.bsky.social
· Jan 19
I stand by my posts. My posts come from inside my head, and what’s inside my head was put there by god. And if god put it there, it must be good.
I am looking out for the little guy
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I am looking out for the little guy
Next time, hire a professional Assman.
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Next time, hire a professional Assman.
At least a few of those trainers at the gym I go to are in some kinda polycule
February 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
At least a few of those trainers at the gym I go to are in some kinda polycule
This is such a funny hill to die on because the amount of wealth that you can destroy by buying bitcoin is infinite
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
This is such a funny hill to die on because the amount of wealth that you can destroy by buying bitcoin is infinite
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
I’ve internalized the Splendour
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I’ve internalized the Splendour
Guy idea: Cheese dad
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Guy idea: Cheese dad
The problem with most gameing companies is they don’t listen to the Voice of the Gamer
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The problem with most gameing companies is they don’t listen to the Voice of the Gamer
Enjoy your squalor brother
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Enjoy your squalor brother
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Passion of the Assman
April 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Passion of the Assman
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Certified in posterior appreciation
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Certified in posterior appreciation
I’ve got the Splendour on my side
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I’ve got the Splendour on my side
I am not a doctor, I am not a financial advisor,, I am a humble local assman, trying to serve the community
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I am not a doctor, I am not a financial advisor,, I am a humble local assman, trying to serve the community
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They’re giving me the gold medal in Unveiling the Splendour
February 8, 2026 at 10:12 AM
They’re giving me the gold medal in Unveiling the Splendour
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You know he woulda got to the island and started doing this shit and just FUCK the WHOLE VIBE up.
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
You know he woulda got to the island and started doing this shit and just FUCK the WHOLE VIBE up.
There should be a business where you can get a good deal
February 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
There should be a business where you can get a good deal
*pretending to know things about Boston* yeah those baked beans go crazy man
February 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
*pretending to know things about Boston* yeah those baked beans go crazy man
The Splendour Mindset is a game changer for many individuals
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The Splendour Mindset is a game changer for many individuals
The Fancy Lad mode of living has always appealed greatly to me
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The Fancy Lad mode of living has always appealed greatly to me