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I used to write; now I just read. (She/Her)
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ULM PUNTER CLOTHESLINES THE ALABAMA RETURNER
September 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
ULM PUNTER CLOTHESLINES THE ALABAMA RETURNER
Republicans in the span of 80 years 🥰
February 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Republicans in the span of 80 years 🥰
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Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.
January 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.
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Give me your heart, make it real, or else
August 3, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Give me your heart, make it real, or else
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cam skattebo answers the question of “what if tim tebow fucked?”
January 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
cam skattebo answers the question of “what if tim tebow fucked?”
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this is so real lmao
December 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
this is so real lmao
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YOU THERE! BOY!
IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??
IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??
December 28, 2024 at 2:55 PM
YOU THERE! BOY!
IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??
IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
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Went over to the everything site and Lane Kiffin posting a gifted brick with a fake Buddha quote on it got some incredible responses
December 21, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Went over to the everything site and Lane Kiffin posting a gifted brick with a fake Buddha quote on it got some incredible responses
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Happy birthday to Bram Stoker, who knew exactly what he was doing with this letter to Walt Whitman
November 8, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Happy birthday to Bram Stoker, who knew exactly what he was doing with this letter to Walt Whitman
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I’m sure this is fine.
The share of Republican adults who say it's "extremely important to get their children vaccinated" has declined by more than 50 percent in five years.
December 20, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I’m sure this is fine.
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wrote a fun little something for Food & Wine about how bowls are still the ideal serving-ware vessel, and almost always the best one, even as the era of bowls being cool likely comes to an end. there’s maybe some stuff about hosts and guests and generosity and grace in here, too
Throw Out All Your Plates and Free Yourself
Pasta bowls, soup bowls, dinner bowls, blates, bowl-plates, plate-bowls — really any kind of bowls — are so much better than plates. Not just for serving, but for eating almost any kind of food. One w...
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December 5, 2024 at 3:02 PM
wrote a fun little something for Food & Wine about how bowls are still the ideal serving-ware vessel, and almost always the best one, even as the era of bowls being cool likely comes to an end. there’s maybe some stuff about hosts and guests and generosity and grace in here, too
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Netflix dropping the Jonbenet Ramsey docuseries right after Thanksgiving like "well she was murdered on Christmas so it's kind of a Christmas movie"
December 1, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Netflix dropping the Jonbenet Ramsey docuseries right after Thanksgiving like "well she was murdered on Christmas so it's kind of a Christmas movie"
Had some Thanksgiving leftovers about the Iron Bowl and I feel better now. Time to keep football on in the background and read some terrible romantasy!
December 1, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Had some Thanksgiving leftovers about the Iron Bowl and I feel better now. Time to keep football on in the background and read some terrible romantasy!
I’m sorry, I’m just so confused. I was told Auburn’s head coach was an offensive genius. Did I misunderstand the relentless barrage of blue emojis and bad grammar?
a woman in a purple sweater says silly me
ALT: a woman in a purple sweater says silly me
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I’m sorry, I’m just so confused. I was told Auburn’s head coach was an offensive genius. Did I misunderstand the relentless barrage of blue emojis and bad grammar?
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Pat McAfee, hero to guys who financed their F-250s for 96 months.
November 30, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Pat McAfee, hero to guys who financed their F-250s for 96 months.
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The GameDay dogs are in that cultural sweet spot where there's just no way to argue it hasn't reached overkill but you look like a huge dickhead for pointing it out. The audience is not being served!
Hey it's enough with Herbstreit and his dog thank you!
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
The GameDay dogs are in that cultural sweet spot where there's just no way to argue it hasn't reached overkill but you look like a huge dickhead for pointing it out. The audience is not being served!
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Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a perfect trick shot in *The Dick Van Dyke Show* (1962)—on the FIRST take.
It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨
#ClassicTV #FunFacts
It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨
#ClassicTV #FunFacts
November 30, 2024 at 4:27 AM
About that time 🥰
November 30, 2024 at 2:00 PM
About that time 🥰