Mary
@maryjsays.bsky.social
wieners, sperjetti, & rap quotes
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Mary
@maryjsays.bsky.social
· Sep 14
I'm gonna drink this orange crush and straighten my life out.
soupsational, soupillating, soupendous
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
soupsational, soupillating, soupendous
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they also carry a wide selection of hand gloves, leg pants, and head hats
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
they also carry a wide selection of hand gloves, leg pants, and head hats
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Jokes on you fool, im already stoned to the bone
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Jokes on you fool, im already stoned to the bone
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date:
me: do you know what marvel and insects have in common bc it's a thor-axe.
me: do you know what marvel and insects have in common bc it's a thor-axe.
October 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
date:
me: do you know what marvel and insects have in common bc it's a thor-axe.
me: do you know what marvel and insects have in common bc it's a thor-axe.
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Can I get canceled next? I could use a break
October 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Can I get canceled next? I could use a break
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Don’t be a soup nazi… be a soup commie
That’s not your soup, that’s OUR soup
Pass me the ladle, comrade!
That’s not your soup, that’s OUR soup
Pass me the ladle, comrade!
September 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Don’t be a soup nazi… be a soup commie
That’s not your soup, that’s OUR soup
Pass me the ladle, comrade!
That’s not your soup, that’s OUR soup
Pass me the ladle, comrade!
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Kids today will never know what it’s like to turn 40
August 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Kids today will never know what it’s like to turn 40
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
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She brought butter to a knife fight.
September 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
She brought butter to a knife fight.
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some people really go out of their way to make a pickup truck look stupid
May 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
some people really go out of their way to make a pickup truck look stupid
Got my name all up in they mouth like a hi-chew.
May 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Got my name all up in they mouth like a hi-chew.
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sorry I projectile barfed when you introduced me to your newborn but all I could smell and think about was lunch meat
May 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
sorry I projectile barfed when you introduced me to your newborn but all I could smell and think about was lunch meat
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defying the pharmacy gods by drinking grapefruit juice + tequila
May 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
defying the pharmacy gods by drinking grapefruit juice + tequila
Now taking applications for husband(s) to murder
May 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Now taking applications for husband(s) to murder
I am just about ready to runaway to Nigeria and marry that prince.
May 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I am just about ready to runaway to Nigeria and marry that prince.
*gestures wildly*
I was more popular before you all showed up.
I was more popular before you all showed up.
May 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
*gestures wildly*
I was more popular before you all showed up.
I was more popular before you all showed up.
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Got my nipples pierced so I could hang bratwursts off of them.
May 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Got my nipples pierced so I could hang bratwursts off of them.
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Cardinals: Natures' Jesus Birds
May 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cardinals: Natures' Jesus Birds
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You make me want to be a better sentence completer.
May 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You make me want to be a better sentence completer.
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[the sound of loonies hitting the floor at a Canadian strip club]
May 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
[the sound of loonies hitting the floor at a Canadian strip club]
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i'm currently having a bad life so maybe i'll get high enough that i can hear my cells dividing
May 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i'm currently having a bad life so maybe i'll get high enough that i can hear my cells dividing
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I don't believe in evolution because there aren't any hunter orange deer running around
May 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I don't believe in evolution because there aren't any hunter orange deer running around