manta ray romano
@marthburton.bsky.social
husband father patriot zoroastrian
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When I goon, you goon
(Just like that)
(Just like that)
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When I goon, you goon
(Just like that)
(Just like that)
Just woke up from a dream that was me and two nyc Italians saying 'dry don't got shit over dere' as the Brazilian president tried to change 5c pieces for a note with us, and proceeded to say 'no Tomn Jerry, no scooby DOO' just listing off old cartoons in thick Italian accents. I'm still half asleep
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just woke up from a dream that was me and two nyc Italians saying 'dry don't got shit over dere' as the Brazilian president tried to change 5c pieces for a note with us, and proceeded to say 'no Tomn Jerry, no scooby DOO' just listing off old cartoons in thick Italian accents. I'm still half asleep
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Thanks everyone. I hope you like my joke
October 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Thanks everyone. I hope you like my joke
big fan of how x files is always like, this was the most insane shit we have ever seen, BUT, seeing as we killed them or they dissolved or whatever, it's inconclusive, who cares, it's fine probably
October 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
big fan of how x files is always like, this was the most insane shit we have ever seen, BUT, seeing as we killed them or they dissolved or whatever, it's inconclusive, who cares, it's fine probably
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"That wasn't even a metaphor. This old man just came over to me and put his whole dick and balls in a glass of tonic and gin"
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
September 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
"That wasn't even a metaphor. This old man just came over to me and put his whole dick and balls in a glass of tonic and gin"
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
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My iron lung smoke-a-gram of crack in one hit friend just to call John Stewart Jon Daly because he used to think that's why they called it the Daily show.
September 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My iron lung smoke-a-gram of crack in one hit friend just to call John Stewart Jon Daly because he used to think that's why they called it the Daily show.
every time I put on 2001 a space odyssey I spend 3 minutes figuring out if the file is working before the old school mgm logo shows up
September 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
every time I put on 2001 a space odyssey I spend 3 minutes figuring out if the file is working before the old school mgm logo shows up
Sobriety test: when you stop skipping at 'heat of the moment' by Asia
Verdict: fucked up
Verdict: fucked up
September 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sobriety test: when you stop skipping at 'heat of the moment' by Asia
Verdict: fucked up
Verdict: fucked up
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imagine having sex with jennifer love hewitt. wow
September 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
imagine having sex with jennifer love hewitt. wow
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Embarrassed myself in front of some teens when i accidentally called The Allman Brothers "The Almond Brothers" (this was in the 70s)
September 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Embarrassed myself in front of some teens when i accidentally called The Allman Brothers "The Almond Brothers" (this was in the 70s)
binged the first season and a half of x files with my mum on holiday and said 'it's vampires' at the end of every opener as a bit, second episode after going home, ya wouldn't believe it, it's vampires
September 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
binged the first season and a half of x files with my mum on holiday and said 'it's vampires' at the end of every opener as a bit, second episode after going home, ya wouldn't believe it, it's vampires
binging x files is great exercise for 'oh yeah it's that guy' just spotted the dead dad from the last moments of jumanji playing a cop in the episode '3'
September 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
binging x files is great exercise for 'oh yeah it's that guy' just spotted the dead dad from the last moments of jumanji playing a cop in the episode '3'
playing darts with a bunch of retirees and I thought it would be fun but get me outta here
August 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
playing darts with a bunch of retirees and I thought it would be fun but get me outta here
observations from watching TV visiting mum:
jeopardy contestants love to be university administrators from Indiana
British quiz show contestants love to be civil servants from leeds
it's like every second guy
jeopardy contestants love to be university administrators from Indiana
British quiz show contestants love to be civil servants from leeds
it's like every second guy
August 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
observations from watching TV visiting mum:
jeopardy contestants love to be university administrators from Indiana
British quiz show contestants love to be civil servants from leeds
it's like every second guy
jeopardy contestants love to be university administrators from Indiana
British quiz show contestants love to be civil servants from leeds
it's like every second guy
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This scene never gets talked about and it's so good
August 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This scene never gets talked about and it's so good
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lowered our son’s graphic settings so he could run around the house smoother and now kids at school are teasing over his low poly count
August 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
lowered our son’s graphic settings so he could run around the house smoother and now kids at school are teasing over his low poly count
people love taking their shoes off places, but not me, you won't catch me doin it
August 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
people love taking their shoes off places, but not me, you won't catch me doin it
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Every so often I go and check in on the reviews for what seems to be the most hated doctor in Sydney
August 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Every so often I go and check in on the reviews for what seems to be the most hated doctor in Sydney
keep putting off reportedly good movies because I think I'm going to fall asleep, anyway, scrolled past sinners and now I'm watching slumber party massacre 2
August 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
keep putting off reportedly good movies because I think I'm going to fall asleep, anyway, scrolled past sinners and now I'm watching slumber party massacre 2
Christopher Lee undercover at a rave club in The Howling II, I think he could've done more tbh
August 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Christopher Lee undercover at a rave club in The Howling II, I think he could've done more tbh
dozed off and dreamt about throwing AA duracells into alibarbar vapes to make them go harder
August 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
dozed off and dreamt about throwing AA duracells into alibarbar vapes to make them go harder
based on the distance they get when you drop them from a foot off the ground, I reckon you could sling an airpod about seventeen miles if you really gave it your all
July 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
based on the distance they get when you drop them from a foot off the ground, I reckon you could sling an airpod about seventeen miles if you really gave it your all
announcing that I am going pro at getting up and going to the bathroom immediately after I get into bed
July 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
announcing that I am going pro at getting up and going to the bathroom immediately after I get into bed
convinced most people have no idea what cooked chicken looks like, every now and again some person will say 'it's OK but just letting you know the schnitzel was a bit pink' and I go over there and just see nothing but completely white chicken breast, what are you lookin at dogg?
July 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
convinced most people have no idea what cooked chicken looks like, every now and again some person will say 'it's OK but just letting you know the schnitzel was a bit pink' and I go over there and just see nothing but completely white chicken breast, what are you lookin at dogg?
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Jalen
Borges’ capsule review of KING KONG in which he mostly complains that Kong should be bigger
July 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Jalen