Chris Somerville
@chrisomerville.bsky.social
writer, teacher, working on our communication goals
to me a chatbot has not progressed much more that that program we used to have on the computers at the school library where Homer Simpson talked to you when you clicked on different parts of his body
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
to me a chatbot has not progressed much more that that program we used to have on the computers at the school library where Homer Simpson talked to you when you clicked on different parts of his body
they’re calling it The Tuesday The Bakeries Reopen
December 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
they’re calling it The Tuesday The Bakeries Reopen
the main thing I remember I from reading Murder on the Orient Express is when Poirot mistakes 8 people stabbing the victim all at once as the work of an emotional Greek or Italian man
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
the main thing I remember I from reading Murder on the Orient Express is when Poirot mistakes 8 people stabbing the victim all at once as the work of an emotional Greek or Italian man
At every family Christmas event I’ve been to everyone is talking about the drive through Grilld that’s coming to junction road
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
At every family Christmas event I’ve been to everyone is talking about the drive through Grilld that’s coming to junction road
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Seeing a large bird being chased through the sky by a tiny group of loud, smaller birds. Now that’s a sight we can all enjoy.
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Seeing a large bird being chased through the sky by a tiny group of loud, smaller birds. Now that’s a sight we can all enjoy.
when I put the tea towel over one should that’s when I’ve gone dinner mode
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
when I put the tea towel over one should that’s when I’ve gone dinner mode
very embarrassing to read this kind of thing in an australian national newspaper
December 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
very embarrassing to read this kind of thing in an australian national newspaper
ever since I was a kid I always wanted to sound really annoying
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
ever since I was a kid I always wanted to sound really annoying
I would trust a 16 year old to be safe online way more than any adult who regularly reads the courier mail
December 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I would trust a 16 year old to be safe online way more than any adult who regularly reads the courier mail
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google is so good now
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
google is so good now
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last week of school coming up and I’m going to impress the students by riding the akira motorcycle on the oval
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
last week of school coming up and I’m going to impress the students by riding the akira motorcycle on the oval
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They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
showing my daughter AI generated newspaper photos of labubu’s state funeral to explain why Santa couldn’t get her one
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
showing my daughter AI generated newspaper photos of labubu’s state funeral to explain why Santa couldn’t get her one
they’re brining favstar back, to show you everyone’s favs
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
they’re brining favstar back, to show you everyone’s favs
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whackin my rat downtown
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
whackin my rat downtown
using these to break it to my father that I won’t be joining him at the family patisserie, because I’m a gamer now
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
using these to break it to my father that I won’t be joining him at the family patisserie, because I’m a gamer now
while I know there’s no real ethical consumption anymore I still think people should feel embarrassed using the drone investment company app
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
while I know there’s no real ethical consumption anymore I still think people should feel embarrassed using the drone investment company app
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I'm in under my head. Feels great
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm in under my head. Feels great
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
Our daughter wants an elf on the shelf and I’m telling her that she’s wrong, she should be into other things like Slint albums, or the cruel and depressing short stories of Ottessa Moshfegh
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Our daughter wants an elf on the shelf and I’m telling her that she’s wrong, she should be into other things like Slint albums, or the cruel and depressing short stories of Ottessa Moshfegh
me and my buddies are all wide awake and calculating our volume
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
me and my buddies are all wide awake and calculating our volume
daughter is freaking out because someone on the school yard told her there’s a version of red light green light you can play where they kill you
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
daughter is freaking out because someone on the school yard told her there’s a version of red light green light you can play where they kill you
we tell ourselves stories in order to agree with everything the protagonist says and does
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
we tell ourselves stories in order to agree with everything the protagonist says and does