Chris Somerville
@chrisomerville.bsky.social
writer, teacher, working on our communication goals
I came to bed and my partner was awake and watching my dinner with andre clips on her phone
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I came to bed and my partner was awake and watching my dinner with andre clips on her phone
is it a good movie? well it only got three and a half australias out of five so you tell me
October 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
is it a good movie? well it only got three and a half australias out of five so you tell me
would rather have a railroad spike shunted through my head than read this
October 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
would rather have a railroad spike shunted through my head than read this
Jair Bolsonaro hospitalised again after drinking contaminated ground water
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Jair Bolsonaro hospitalised again after drinking contaminated ground water
my partner has been watching Death Comes to Pemberley on Amazon prime and says their subtitles must be AI now
September 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
my partner has been watching Death Comes to Pemberley on Amazon prime and says their subtitles must be AI now
Huge loser energy from the brisbane cbd today
September 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Huge loser energy from the brisbane cbd today
I’m not exactly sure that this is true
August 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m not exactly sure that this is true
good example of a headline that gets worse as it goes on
August 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
good example of a headline that gets worse as it goes on
I’ve been getting a lot of these ads on instagram
August 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’ve been getting a lot of these ads on instagram
albanese is the principal skinner of australia
August 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
albanese is the principal skinner of australia
I think a lot about Steve Irwin stumbling into his own personal Greek myth
July 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I think a lot about Steve Irwin stumbling into his own personal Greek myth
reading this all-timer for bedtime
July 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
reading this all-timer for bedtime
this is a modern australian novel
July 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
this is a modern australian novel
enjoying this ten year old’s drawing from the Erin Patterson trial
July 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
enjoying this ten year old’s drawing from the Erin Patterson trial
an update on potato
June 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
an update on potato
me whenever I post
June 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
me whenever I post
I’m thinking of buying Swordfish on VHS
June 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m thinking of buying Swordfish on VHS
Very cool my former employers are in the news
June 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Very cool my former employers are in the news
When you get up to the story the collection’s named after
June 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
When you get up to the story the collection’s named after
Incredibly powerful email forward from my mother in law
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Incredibly powerful email forward from my mother in law