Chris Somerville
@chrisomerville.bsky.social
writer, teacher, working on our communication goals
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Mind if I launch a noxious plume heavenward?
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Mind if I launch a noxious plume heavenward?
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labor backbencher putting up their hand in the caucus room to ask for permission to go to the toilet
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
labor backbencher putting up their hand in the caucus room to ask for permission to go to the toilet
whenever the main character of a novel is a journalist my eyes cloud over and I hear a cold rushing sound plus the beautiful voices of my dead relatives calling to me though the night
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
whenever the main character of a novel is a journalist my eyes cloud over and I hear a cold rushing sound plus the beautiful voices of my dead relatives calling to me though the night
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my 5 year plan is to become evil and my 10 year plan is to become good again
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my 5 year plan is to become evil and my 10 year plan is to become good again
your uncle has been radicalised online again by James Bond casting rumours
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
your uncle has been radicalised online again by James Bond casting rumours
accidentally played anthem for a seventeen year old girl during the school run this morning and when we arrived my daughter said she didn’t want to go to school
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
accidentally played anthem for a seventeen year old girl during the school run this morning and when we arrived my daughter said she didn’t want to go to school
with Bluey taking off in America there will be a whole future generation hungry for more a Brisbane-centric pop culture. They will listen to Regurgitator. They will read Praise by Andrew McGahan.
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM
with Bluey taking off in America there will be a whole future generation hungry for more a Brisbane-centric pop culture. They will listen to Regurgitator. They will read Praise by Andrew McGahan.
I came to bed and my partner was awake and watching my dinner with andre clips on her phone
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I came to bed and my partner was awake and watching my dinner with andre clips on her phone
bit of a disconnect between me, an early years teacher who can’t really afford to rent near the inner city school I work at and the senior teachers who say they can’t strike in case they miss a mortgage payment on their third investment property. it’s curious
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
bit of a disconnect between me, an early years teacher who can’t really afford to rent near the inner city school I work at and the senior teachers who say they can’t strike in case they miss a mortgage payment on their third investment property. it’s curious
had a dream I booked a restaurant and failed to pay for dinner insurance so we'd be out of pocket for the doctor and ambulance ride if the food happened to poison us
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
had a dream I booked a restaurant and failed to pay for dinner insurance so we'd be out of pocket for the doctor and ambulance ride if the food happened to poison us
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lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
is it a good movie? well it only got three and a half australias out of five so you tell me
October 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
is it a good movie? well it only got three and a half australias out of five so you tell me
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When God closes an Overton door He opens an Overton window
October 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
When God closes an Overton door He opens an Overton window
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alexander pushkin may have been an incredible writer but i would’ve destroyed his ass in goldeneye.
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
alexander pushkin may have been an incredible writer but i would’ve destroyed his ass in goldeneye.
AI video your mother shared of a bird stuck in Halloween decorations. AI post of girl in hospital saying she survived by praying. AI video of Robert Redford talking to his family who are crying. AI video of John Lennon saying he was killed by antifa and you must avenge him.
October 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
AI video your mother shared of a bird stuck in Halloween decorations. AI post of girl in hospital saying she survived by praying. AI video of Robert Redford talking to his family who are crying. AI video of John Lennon saying he was killed by antifa and you must avenge him.
would rather have a railroad spike shunted through my head than read this
October 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
would rather have a railroad spike shunted through my head than read this
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If the twelve rules you followed led you here, of what use were the twelve rules
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If the twelve rules you followed led you here, of what use were the twelve rules
Jair Bolsonaro hospitalised again after drinking contaminated ground water
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Jair Bolsonaro hospitalised again after drinking contaminated ground water
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me slowly boiling to death: this pond is mad warm.. (texting my frog buddies) you gotta check out this sick pond
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
me slowly boiling to death: this pond is mad warm.. (texting my frog buddies) you gotta check out this sick pond
the human mind was only supposed to absorb three or four posts a day before rest time
October 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the human mind was only supposed to absorb three or four posts a day before rest time
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Evil Paul Simon
October 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Evil Paul Simon
Chess would be pretty cool if you could use the pawns as moveable cover and knights were able to have guns
September 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Chess would be pretty cool if you could use the pawns as moveable cover and knights were able to have guns
reading a 700 page book in the ocean
September 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
reading a 700 page book in the ocean
my partner has been watching Death Comes to Pemberley on Amazon prime and says their subtitles must be AI now
September 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
my partner has been watching Death Comes to Pemberley on Amazon prime and says their subtitles must be AI now
tenants should stan their landlords
September 20, 2025 at 7:22 AM
tenants should stan their landlords