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Dexy’s Chris Midnight Runners
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🎶Bring a torch, I dare you fucker/ bring a torch and see what happens🎶
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
my adorable stylist is single for the first time since i started going to her :0
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
[belching] BARRT sSImPSON
December 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
fuckin australian accents, i seen bring her back and the movie was almost over before i realized the girl's name was piper and not papa
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i forgot that working in a real butcher shop means hearing honky hunkies and slobby slavs pronouncing their dumb food names with a proper accent
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
another successful trip to the dog track (i just go to watch the dogs run)
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i wanna talk on the phone to a woman with big tits
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Timothy Dale Cramblin
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
can i please have 300 dollars foe a pair of giesswein boots
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You never heard of a horseshoe? what do you mean by that
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
*rat from charlottes web voice* nnoh boy loOk at that gærbage, n'I can't waIT to fUck that gÆRbidge
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
SHWIIIP BUNG CUNNNNG (HBO sound)
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Clowis Lovelle
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
my favorite type of dream is Driving a Car but Instead of Feeling My Feet Controlling the Pedals It Feels Like Soft Blankets
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
me, at the big weird celebration where everyone waits outside a temple for a giant dick to come through a huge ornate door, yelling at my friend kind of angrily even though i'm excited "WHEN THE GIANT DICK COMES THROUGH THE DOOR, I AM GOING TO SUCK IT"
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
oh yeah im gonna impregnate that mud - takes out my huge wizard dick like two feet long and really skinny,-
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
eating a salad with a comb
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
ah i hate when i dun went n gone n kilt the wrong feller
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hey, you're going to jail over these toilets
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Counting or not counting gang violence?
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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they should replace everything with millions of blinding lights
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Parade of Worms
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i bet you dumb pieces of trash went black friday shopping
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM