Dani
marthadani.bsky.social
Dani
@marthadani.bsky.social
Soon-to-be-Martha
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soooooooooomeBODY once told me
the world is gonna roll me
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Live your life so you’re not the only living president and vice president not to be invited to a former vice president’s funeral
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"

"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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This is an excellent idea!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Anyone else having trouble cancelling Disney/Hulu? It refuses to let me log in to my account. #freeJimmy #jimblekimble
September 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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"Harvard can't use race as a factor in admissions, but ICE can use race as a factor in detentions" is a retrenchment essentially to a pre-Civil War understanding of the Constitution. It's vanishingly few steps removed from "Latinos have no rights which the white man is bound to respect."
September 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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The man who had his doctor report that he’s 6’3”, 238 lbs fired the person in charge of reporting labor statistics.
August 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.

Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The California legislature wants doctors to get more educated about menopause symptoms and treatment. It's one of a number of states passing menopause-related legislation.
Doctors don't get much menopause training. State lawmakers are trying to change that
The California legislature wants doctors to get more educated about menopause symptoms and treatment. It's one of a number of states passing menopause-related legislation.
n.pr
July 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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May 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Dear press: Why do questions of mental acuity activate only with the prior but not the current administration? Asking for a nation.
May 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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We would NEVER allow drag storytelling at our school. Our kids are telling AND writing their own stories so it’s unnecessary. We do however have Drag Geometry, Drag Spirituality, and Drag Kickboxing. Someone has to keep our kids safe from fascist white supremacists!
April 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.
April 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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He’s threatening media companies who are critical of him.

He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.

He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.

He’s defying the Supreme Court.

Don’t you see what’s happening here?
April 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
April 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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THEY'RE CALLED MUPPETS NOT MONSTERS
April 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The 'Don't Tread on Me' group sure is lying down for a lot of treading lately.
March 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:
March 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM