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Bishop Steiner
@bishopsteiner.bsky.social
Artist, TTRPG Nerd, Diver, Spearo, Metalhead and more!
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Just putting it out in the ether.
While what I need most while I recuperate & try to find out WTF is wrong with me IS financial help (tests & hospitals are expensive)
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I also realized life is short & I should look for joy where I can
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Echa un vistazo a mi lista en Amazon
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And here we go!

Discussing the rather infamous bikini maille

(Thank @pennyblake.bsky.social )

And also a discussion on how female armour should look in design.

#nerdling #dnd #history

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Chainmaille Bikinis and Female Armour Design - The WHY and The History
YouTube video by The Bearded Halfling
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January 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
well Microsoft CEO can feel free to kiss my fuzzy red ass.

Ai Slop is AI slop and Piggy & all his ilk can go eat an entire duffel bag of dicks. Preferably unwashed, with plenty of headcheese built up.

Fuck AI.
Fuck the people pushing it
Fuck the people using it
Fuck the people making excuses
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Character Creation Challenge Day 3
(day 1 for me)

Game System of choice: AD&D 1e, Dice Method 1.

Beircheart, lvl 1 Barbarian (UA), Bear Clan, from a Tundra environment. Tribe broken & scattered by Goblinoids, his quest is vengeance.

I need some for reals character sheets, but my printer is dead.
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
price is in pesos.. but in LA, NYC or SF, it probably would still be accurate.. just in dollars.
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
what's your favorite Comedy Movie?

Mine?
a man with glasses and a beard is screaming in the ocean while holding a shark .
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is screaming in the ocean while holding a shark .
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January 3, 2026 at 4:34 AM
what are your favorite Starfleet Ship classes?

For me its:

1) Miranda Class
love at first sight in Wrath of Khan
2) Duderstadt Class
When the Intrepid showed up in Picard s3, it made me consider being unfaithful to Miranda.
3) Akira Class
Miranda took steroids and became a gun nut.
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
You will be visited by three spirits…
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
so.. what color would your chonies be right about then?

was out for my morning walk when this struck, thankfully Manzanillo was not in the area of impact.

Just off the coast of Guerrero, but strong enough to cause this level of movement all the way in CDMX.

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10K views · 197 reactions | No es IA😬 por el tipo de suelo y por la cercanía que tuvo al epicentro, los edificios en la Ciudad de México se movieron de esta manera. Estos factores hacen que el movimie...
No es IA😬 por el tipo de suelo y por la cercanía que tuvo al epicentro, los edificios en la Ciudad de México se movieron de esta manera. Estos factores hacen que el movimiento se amplifique; por eso.....
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January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
People need to say the quiet part out loud.

The Comp? Is Joe Montana.

Neither are giants, but tall enough.
Neither had cannons for arms, but strong enough.
Neither are Michael Vick, but shifty enough.

Both play(ed) the game with their head, not their talent, relying on anticipation/accuracy.
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Uroplatus timhortonicus, or the Canadian Leaf Tailed Gecko is a rare species of gecko only found on around the shores of Lake Ontario. Noted for it's extreme friendliness, it's vocalizations sound suspiciously like "Sorry" and "Eh?". Becomes defensive if asked about auto insurance.
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I can assure you that my Catonese is flawless, TYVM.
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I took an an unabashed fan of the original.

The sequels?

Eh?

Really gotta be a slow afternoon, but I'll still watch them on occasion. At least the aren't as bad as the last 5 or so Fast & Furious films (or any but the original and 5th, TBH ).
My New Year’s resolution is to watch more movies I loved in the past and this continues tonight with Underworld, also known as ‘a matrix-inspired reason to stick Kate Beckinsale in a skin-tight leather outfit to fight werewolves.’ This movie rules.
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
There's a handful of neighborhood dogs on the route for my morning walk, and I enjoy that part of the routine is for them to run out to greet me and get ear scratches and belly rubs.
a person is petting a puppy on its back .
ALT: a person is petting a puppy on its back .
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January 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
What's a much referred movie that bored you too tears?

I like westerns, including slow burn ones like 310 to Yuma (the original) or True Grit (the Coen bros one), and thought pieces like Star Trek TMP.

The Magnificent Seven had all the slow, none of the introspection or deep ideas, IMO.
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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So, I've finally set up a Patreon (it's still ugly lol I need time to make it look good)!

Right now you can just join for free!

But what I'm interested in, is if I set up a payment, what would be most interested in seeing?

Worldbuilding ideas?
Voting for video topics?
Discord server?
Maps/items?
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 AM
we do like to celebrate down here.
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
A lot of articles seemed to focus on Miami getting in instead of Notre Dame, which I had zero issue with, and Miami has been proving they belong.

My issue? Was a 3 loss Alabama getting typical SEC favoritism, being put in over Notre Dame.

and what do we get? The Mighty SEC getting PASTED.
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
wish I could arm/armor D&D characters in more "realistic" manner and still be "effective".

While closer to a Coat of Plates or Brigandine, probably some form of Splint or Banded "mail" w/ medium Shield?

Primary weapon would be a long spear, backed by a flanged mace / "broad" (Carolingian) sword. 🤷‍♂️
January 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Rumor has it....

sometimes I draw stuff that makes a certain breed of special snowflake see red and get very very angwy.

Which just ensures I will draw more. Especially to support the marginalized audiences that continue to support me.

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January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
reckon I painted a few more minis this year than I realized.. about 75 in total.

helps that I can pick up and paint for 5-10 minutes and put them back down, something I can't really do with drawing which trends toward all or nothing sessions...
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Tribble needed some reassurance after the fireworks died down.

Gonna need a new bag of special food for her end of the month.

Wanna help her out donate here:
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January 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Made myself a turkey cordon bleu burger for lunch, and gotta say it was pretty baller.

I'll honestly take my turkey burger recipe over beef, all day, every day.

Do wish I could have charbroiled the Patty though.
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM