Bishop Steiner
@bishopsteiner.bsky.social
Artist, TTRPG Nerd, Diver, Spearo, Metalhead and more!
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that time I fixed on of Marco Mazzoni's battletech paintings for him.... 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
that time I fixed on of Marco Mazzoni's battletech paintings for him.... 🙃
I'm just a Zeus stan, period
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I'm just a Zeus stan, period
If my acct has been unusually quiet today, tis why.
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If my acct has been unusually quiet today, tis why.
the Zeus X is.. not really the best version of the Zeus, but between the old Maximum Tech cover and it being one of the best WizKids MWDA clix, I have just always loved this damn thing.
I need to convince CGL to let me make a GOOD variant. And preferably one that isn't STOOPID expensive to field.
I need to convince CGL to let me make a GOOD variant. And preferably one that isn't STOOPID expensive to field.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
the Zeus X is.. not really the best version of the Zeus, but between the old Maximum Tech cover and it being one of the best WizKids MWDA clix, I have just always loved this damn thing.
I need to convince CGL to let me make a GOOD variant. And preferably one that isn't STOOPID expensive to field.
I need to convince CGL to let me make a GOOD variant. And preferably one that isn't STOOPID expensive to field.
IDK...
I don't wanna sound judgmental, but the whole Horny Bard trope is a huge reason I kinda stick to AD&D .....
Cuz while I find it makes for funny skits on Critical Role, or cartoons like this? It's just not what I ever have wanted in my fantasy ROPG sessions.
I don't wanna sound judgmental, but the whole Horny Bard trope is a huge reason I kinda stick to AD&D .....
Cuz while I find it makes for funny skits on Critical Role, or cartoons like this? It's just not what I ever have wanted in my fantasy ROPG sessions.
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
IDK...
I don't wanna sound judgmental, but the whole Horny Bard trope is a huge reason I kinda stick to AD&D .....
Cuz while I find it makes for funny skits on Critical Role, or cartoons like this? It's just not what I ever have wanted in my fantasy ROPG sessions.
I don't wanna sound judgmental, but the whole Horny Bard trope is a huge reason I kinda stick to AD&D .....
Cuz while I find it makes for funny skits on Critical Role, or cartoons like this? It's just not what I ever have wanted in my fantasy ROPG sessions.
that time I started a group of players with no knowledge of Rifts as a squad of Dead Boys with no real information beyond "Humanity is clinging to survival by a thread, in a world that suddenly was filled with monsters and demons, and saw how they evolved as they learned that they were the Baddies.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
that time I started a group of players with no knowledge of Rifts as a squad of Dead Boys with no real information beyond "Humanity is clinging to survival by a thread, in a world that suddenly was filled with monsters and demons, and saw how they evolved as they learned that they were the Baddies.
can someone pass me my tiger balm and prunes?
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
can someone pass me my tiger balm and prunes?
PA(L)ague Doctor
a Jihad Era hardsuit, devised and used my the Mercenary SAR unit the "Plague Doctors", they were devised to minimize exposure to radiological and biological threats, and be easy to decontaminate, given the nature of made post WoB battlefields.
More 411 in the ALT
a Jihad Era hardsuit, devised and used my the Mercenary SAR unit the "Plague Doctors", they were devised to minimize exposure to radiological and biological threats, and be easy to decontaminate, given the nature of made post WoB battlefields.
More 411 in the ALT
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
PA(L)ague Doctor
a Jihad Era hardsuit, devised and used my the Mercenary SAR unit the "Plague Doctors", they were devised to minimize exposure to radiological and biological threats, and be easy to decontaminate, given the nature of made post WoB battlefields.
More 411 in the ALT
a Jihad Era hardsuit, devised and used my the Mercenary SAR unit the "Plague Doctors", they were devised to minimize exposure to radiological and biological threats, and be easy to decontaminate, given the nature of made post WoB battlefields.
More 411 in the ALT
Davion Assault Guards reporting for duty!
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Davion Assault Guards reporting for duty!
Nice.
Unpopular opinion, though? MC2 was the better game.
Unpopular opinion, though? MC2 was the better game.
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Nice.
Unpopular opinion, though? MC2 was the better game.
Unpopular opinion, though? MC2 was the better game.
Anyone care to take a guess at what part of a Mil Mi24 Helicopter this is?
It's the Hind End.
(I'll show myself out now)
It's the Hind End.
(I'll show myself out now)
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Anyone care to take a guess at what part of a Mil Mi24 Helicopter this is?
It's the Hind End.
(I'll show myself out now)
It's the Hind End.
(I'll show myself out now)
1st Succession War Davion Urbanmech vs Star League era
pip pip old boy, for the Empire!
pip pip old boy, for the Empire!
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
1st Succession War Davion Urbanmech vs Star League era
pip pip old boy, for the Empire!
pip pip old boy, for the Empire!
separated at birth?
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
separated at birth?
Eddie is my spirit animal.
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Eddie is my spirit animal.
Post you from a different era.
Me, circa 1989
Me, circa 1989
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Post you from a different era.
Me, circa 1989
Me, circa 1989
we call it guanabana here... usually sung to the tune of "Manamana" (OK, I usually sing it to that), and they are wonderful, used for a delightful, creamy "agua fresca" down here.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
we call it guanabana here... usually sung to the tune of "Manamana" (OK, I usually sing it to that), and they are wonderful, used for a delightful, creamy "agua fresca" down here.
For once Amazon's prying spyware made a recommendation I actually appreciated. Perfect display for my Rasalhague 4th Kavalari Berserker Lance when I finish them.
sure, it's SUPPOSED to be an incense holder, but.... c'mon, amirite? Not bad for like... $10.
sure, it's SUPPOSED to be an incense holder, but.... c'mon, amirite? Not bad for like... $10.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
For once Amazon's prying spyware made a recommendation I actually appreciated. Perfect display for my Rasalhague 4th Kavalari Berserker Lance when I finish them.
sure, it's SUPPOSED to be an incense holder, but.... c'mon, amirite? Not bad for like... $10.
sure, it's SUPPOSED to be an incense holder, but.... c'mon, amirite? Not bad for like... $10.
Who am I, and what do I do when not being hospitalized?
I'm a freelance artist, working primarily for Catalyst Game Labs, but also private commissions and fan art.
Currently recuperating from a series of as yet unexplained seizures that have kept me from working.
ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
I'm a freelance artist, working primarily for Catalyst Game Labs, but also private commissions and fan art.
Currently recuperating from a series of as yet unexplained seizures that have kept me from working.
ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Who am I, and what do I do when not being hospitalized?
I'm a freelance artist, working primarily for Catalyst Game Labs, but also private commissions and fan art.
Currently recuperating from a series of as yet unexplained seizures that have kept me from working.
ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
I'm a freelance artist, working primarily for Catalyst Game Labs, but also private commissions and fan art.
Currently recuperating from a series of as yet unexplained seizures that have kept me from working.
ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
So, got up, took morning meds, cup of decaf, walked 5k, had a hot chocolate, did some quick shopping, made turkey maple sausage patties from scratch, made a couple egg McMuffins, and am now enjoying decaf number 2.
Not bad for 3hrs, considering I was in the ER seizing, a week ago.
🤷♂️
Not bad for 3hrs, considering I was in the ER seizing, a week ago.
🤷♂️
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So, got up, took morning meds, cup of decaf, walked 5k, had a hot chocolate, did some quick shopping, made turkey maple sausage patties from scratch, made a couple egg McMuffins, and am now enjoying decaf number 2.
Not bad for 3hrs, considering I was in the ER seizing, a week ago.
🤷♂️
Not bad for 3hrs, considering I was in the ER seizing, a week ago.
🤷♂️
at this point, one might even consider me to be REEEEEEEEEEEposting, but don't got a lot of choice.
Gotta get them medical bills paid, prepare for more potential emergencies & keep Tribble in kibble.
Faked being better off than I was, just to get home & feed her.
ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
Gotta get them medical bills paid, prepare for more potential emergencies & keep Tribble in kibble.
Faked being better off than I was, just to get home & feed her.
ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
at this point, one might even consider me to be REEEEEEEEEEEposting, but don't got a lot of choice.
Gotta get them medical bills paid, prepare for more potential emergencies & keep Tribble in kibble.
Faked being better off than I was, just to get home & feed her.
ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
Gotta get them medical bills paid, prepare for more potential emergencies & keep Tribble in kibble.
Faked being better off than I was, just to get home & feed her.
ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...