Mark Moormann (NOT a film director)
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director)
@markmoormann.bsky.social
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This new Chesapeake Oyster Catchers logo was released earlier this year and what exactly was the approval process?
October 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Just swallowed a bottle of Tylenol and now I’m amazing at Blackjack
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Not that facts matter anymore, but you can already get cane sugar Coke fairly readily in the Western US.......
July 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The person who came up with the name 'quishing' for this scam method needs to be tied to an anthill.

www.9news.com/article/mone...
www.9news.com
July 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Tough week for some legacy names in West Michigan with Kellog's being sold and Howard Miller shutting its plant down.
July 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Where were you when, by all measures, the most predictable thing ever happened?
June 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
They show up to watch the other team.
Win or lose, people have long shown up to Coors Field in great numbers to watch the Rockies.

But the on-field product they come to witness these days is nothing short of wretched.

Colorado's reckoning is upon us.

http://dlvr.it/TKjlBn
May 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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DEEP DISH COMMUNION WAFERS
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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let's keep Bluesky an April Fools-free zone, that shit is for dorks only
April 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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welcome to opening day, if you wanted a game on during the afternoon to entertain yourself you can fuck off

sincerely,
rob manfred
March 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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DENVER, FALSE SPRING IS ALMOST OVER AND THEN IT'S BACK TO WINTER'S BULLSHIT. THE GOOD NEWS IS IT AIN'T OVER YET — POOL PARTY AT MY PLACE @ NOON, BRING YR SPLIFFS, MAI TAIS AND LOOSE MORALS.

SUN: 69°/39°
MON: 62°/34°
TUE: 45°/23°
WED: 55°/28°
THU: 49°/26°
FRI: 39°/24° FREAKING SNOW
March 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
With single day lift tickets near or over $300 at Vail properties, I would think Cooper’s visits would be soaring…..
A $45 lift ticket is good for the ski resort industry, says the boss at Ski Cooper. It’s also good for the community-owned ski area near Leadville that has seen midweek visitation soar.
Lake County’s Ski Cooper sees surge in visitors, spending after slashing midweek lift tickets by half
A $45 lift ticket is good for the ski resort industry, says the boss at Ski Cooper. It’s also good for the community-owned ski area.
buff.ly
February 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
We used to kid PHo about their music, but it’s time to have a serious conversation about Cosmo and Aria. Last night Stuck In The Middle With You got me to cash out and leave Cosmo.

And just now in Aria
February 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The numbers have to be getting soft around these parts if we were able to score this upgrade at check-in on a Saturday afternoon
February 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
12" of snow overnight and mid-50s tomorrow.

Let the street flooding begin!
February 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
They’re going to use this as justification to just stop paying Social Security.

Period.
Elon Musk is an idiot on an almost inconceivable scale. He had his high-school toadies pull a random list from a database he doesn’t understand, and on that basis alone decided that 60 MILLION SOCIAL SECURITY ENROLLEES, out of 72 million total, are fraudulent. 83% fraudulent!
February 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Happy “Sweet 17” to this huggable, wuvable fuzzy fella! 😍
February 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Annndd…Congratulations Totinos. It was a tight contest but you’ve won the WTF title versus a very strong field this year.
Let’s go ahead and add in the Tubi people. The fuck was that?
I’d like to see proof of the bona fides of the person who signed off on that.

And of all the flying facial hair ads also for that matter
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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that ad was cursed
Fleshy Cowboy head is nightmare fuel
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Let’s go ahead and add in the Tubi people. The fuck was that?
I’d like to see proof of the bona fides of the person who signed off on that.

And of all the flying facial hair ads also for that matter
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nike ad with the stars of Women’s sports backed by Whole Lotta Love for the win
February 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Eagles D front 4 is absolutely wrecking everything
February 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Holy crap. A poster on Discord for The Lines posted a suggestion for Cooper Dejean as an anytime TD scorer at +2800 early this morning.
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Chiefs have trailed by 10 in every Super Bowl under Andy Reid.

They’ve got the Eagles right where they want them.
February 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM