DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER
@denversweather.bsky.social
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DENVER, IT COULD BE WORSE. IT COULD ALSO BE MOTHERFUCKING BETTER AND DAMN IF WE DON'T DESERVE BETTER. HOW ABOUT IT. HEY WEATHER GODS, HOW 'BOUT SOME 60-DEGREE HIGHS UP IN HERE?
FRI: 40°/30°
SAT: 47°/28°
SUN: 43°/27°
FRI: 40°/30°
SAT: 47°/28°
SUN: 43°/27°
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
DENVER, IT COULD BE WORSE. IT COULD ALSO BE MOTHERFUCKING BETTER AND DAMN IF WE DON'T DESERVE BETTER. HOW ABOUT IT. HEY WEATHER GODS, HOW 'BOUT SOME 60-DEGREE HIGHS UP IN HERE?
FRI: 40°/30°
SAT: 47°/28°
SUN: 43°/27°
FRI: 40°/30°
SAT: 47°/28°
SUN: 43°/27°
DENVER IT IS 18° CURRENTLY WITH POSSIBLE WHITE STUFF THIS AFTERNOON, SOUNDS LIKE PRIME MATT GAETZ WEATHER IF I'VE EVER SEEN IT. FOR THE REST OF US THO, HOLY FUCKIN BRRRRRR.
SUN: 26°/16° LIL' BIT O' SNOW
MON: 41°/27°
TUE: 47°/27°
WED: 30°/16° ALL-DAY @DENVERSNOW.BSKY.SOCIAL
THU: 36°/23°
FRI: 41°/29°
SUN: 26°/16° LIL' BIT O' SNOW
MON: 41°/27°
TUE: 47°/27°
WED: 30°/16° ALL-DAY @DENVERSNOW.BSKY.SOCIAL
THU: 36°/23°
FRI: 41°/29°
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
DENVER IT IS 18° CURRENTLY WITH POSSIBLE WHITE STUFF THIS AFTERNOON, SOUNDS LIKE PRIME MATT GAETZ WEATHER IF I'VE EVER SEEN IT. FOR THE REST OF US THO, HOLY FUCKIN BRRRRRR.
SUN: 26°/16° LIL' BIT O' SNOW
MON: 41°/27°
TUE: 47°/27°
WED: 30°/16° ALL-DAY @DENVERSNOW.BSKY.SOCIAL
THU: 36°/23°
FRI: 41°/29°
SUN: 26°/16° LIL' BIT O' SNOW
MON: 41°/27°
TUE: 47°/27°
WED: 30°/16° ALL-DAY @DENVERSNOW.BSKY.SOCIAL
THU: 36°/23°
FRI: 41°/29°
DENVER… IT’S GETTING FUCKING DREARY OUTSIDE. I DON’T LINE DREARY. KNOW WHAT HELPS WITH THE DOLDRUMS? SPLIFFS. BIG OL MOTHERFUCKING SPLIFFS… AND IF U NEED HELP ROLLING UR OWN U KNOW U GOT A FRIEND IN ME ❤️
SUN: 54°
MON: 59°
TUE: 43° BRRRRR
WED: 49°
THU: 57°
FRI: 59°
SUN: 54°
MON: 59°
TUE: 43° BRRRRR
WED: 49°
THU: 57°
FRI: 59°
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
DENVER… IT’S GETTING FUCKING DREARY OUTSIDE. I DON’T LINE DREARY. KNOW WHAT HELPS WITH THE DOLDRUMS? SPLIFFS. BIG OL MOTHERFUCKING SPLIFFS… AND IF U NEED HELP ROLLING UR OWN U KNOW U GOT A FRIEND IN ME ❤️
SUN: 54°
MON: 59°
TUE: 43° BRRRRR
WED: 49°
THU: 57°
FRI: 59°
SUN: 54°
MON: 59°
TUE: 43° BRRRRR
WED: 49°
THU: 57°
FRI: 59°
DENVER WE ARE HEADING INTO A TYPICAL NOVEMBER WEEKEND WHERE IT'LL GET COLD BUT NOT MATT GAETZ-HOPS-ON-A-FLIGHT-TO-COLORADO COLD... NOT YET...
FRI: 49°/37°
SAT: 61°/39°
SUN: 57°/38° SOME RAIN
FRI: 49°/37°
SAT: 61°/39°
SUN: 57°/38° SOME RAIN
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
DENVER WE ARE HEADING INTO A TYPICAL NOVEMBER WEEKEND WHERE IT'LL GET COLD BUT NOT MATT GAETZ-HOPS-ON-A-FLIGHT-TO-COLORADO COLD... NOT YET...
FRI: 49°/37°
SAT: 61°/39°
SUN: 57°/38° SOME RAIN
FRI: 49°/37°
SAT: 61°/39°
SUN: 57°/38° SOME RAIN
DENVER THIS WEEK WE'LL HAVE A SLOW FALL INTO MADNESS I MEAN A SLOW DESCENT INTO FALL I MEAN IT'S BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOVEMBER... FUCK.
SUN: 70°/45° <-- THE LAST GOOD ONE
MON: 61°/38°
TUE: 62°/38°
WED: 61/°38°
THU: 50°/36° RAIN
FRI: 48°/35° MORE RAIN
SUN: 70°/45° <-- THE LAST GOOD ONE
MON: 61°/38°
TUE: 62°/38°
WED: 61/°38°
THU: 50°/36° RAIN
FRI: 48°/35° MORE RAIN
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DENVER THIS WEEK WE'LL HAVE A SLOW FALL INTO MADNESS I MEAN A SLOW DESCENT INTO FALL I MEAN IT'S BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOVEMBER... FUCK.
SUN: 70°/45° <-- THE LAST GOOD ONE
MON: 61°/38°
TUE: 62°/38°
WED: 61/°38°
THU: 50°/36° RAIN
FRI: 48°/35° MORE RAIN
SUN: 70°/45° <-- THE LAST GOOD ONE
MON: 61°/38°
TUE: 62°/38°
WED: 61/°38°
THU: 50°/36° RAIN
FRI: 48°/35° MORE RAIN
Reposted by DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER
DENVER THIS MAY BE DECENT WEATHER'S LAST GASP UNTIL 2026 (assuming 2026 happens), SO MOTHERFUCKS LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF THESE SEVENTY DEGREE MASTERPIECES WE ARE PRESENTED WITH IN THIS, THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING NOVEMBER.
FRI: 74°/50° BEAUTIFUL
SAT: 72°/44° NICE
SUN: 70°/44° I'LL TAKE IT
FRI: 74°/50° BEAUTIFUL
SAT: 72°/44° NICE
SUN: 70°/44° I'LL TAKE IT
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
DENVER THIS MAY BE DECENT WEATHER'S LAST GASP UNTIL 2026 (assuming 2026 happens), SO MOTHERFUCKS LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF THESE SEVENTY DEGREE MASTERPIECES WE ARE PRESENTED WITH IN THIS, THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING NOVEMBER.
FRI: 74°/50° BEAUTIFUL
SAT: 72°/44° NICE
SUN: 70°/44° I'LL TAKE IT
FRI: 74°/50° BEAUTIFUL
SAT: 72°/44° NICE
SUN: 70°/44° I'LL TAKE IT
DENVER THIS MAY BE DECENT WEATHER'S LAST GASP UNTIL 2026 (assuming 2026 happens), SO MOTHERFUCKS LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF THESE SEVENTY DEGREE MASTERPIECES WE ARE PRESENTED WITH IN THIS, THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING NOVEMBER.
FRI: 74°/50° BEAUTIFUL
SAT: 72°/44° NICE
SUN: 70°/44° I'LL TAKE IT
FRI: 74°/50° BEAUTIFUL
SAT: 72°/44° NICE
SUN: 70°/44° I'LL TAKE IT
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
DENVER THIS MAY BE DECENT WEATHER'S LAST GASP UNTIL 2026 (assuming 2026 happens), SO MOTHERFUCKS LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF THESE SEVENTY DEGREE MASTERPIECES WE ARE PRESENTED WITH IN THIS, THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING NOVEMBER.
FRI: 74°/50° BEAUTIFUL
SAT: 72°/44° NICE
SUN: 70°/44° I'LL TAKE IT
FRI: 74°/50° BEAUTIFUL
SAT: 72°/44° NICE
SUN: 70°/44° I'LL TAKE IT
DENVER, WHAT YR SEEING IS TRUE: YES, THE WEATHER GODS ARE GIVING A BIG MIDDLE FINGER TO @denversnow.bsky.social, AND YES I AM HERE FOR THAT JAJAJAJA F U PRECIPITATION LOL OH "BUT WE NEED THE MOISTURE" ... OH WELL
SUN: 51°/32°
MON: 71°/51°
TUE: 71°/40°
WED: 69°/45°
THU: 72°/46°
FRI: 71°/42°
SUN: 51°/32°
MON: 71°/51°
TUE: 71°/40°
WED: 69°/45°
THU: 72°/46°
FRI: 71°/42°
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
DENVER, WHAT YR SEEING IS TRUE: YES, THE WEATHER GODS ARE GIVING A BIG MIDDLE FINGER TO @denversnow.bsky.social, AND YES I AM HERE FOR THAT JAJAJAJA F U PRECIPITATION LOL OH "BUT WE NEED THE MOISTURE" ... OH WELL
SUN: 51°/32°
MON: 71°/51°
TUE: 71°/40°
WED: 69°/45°
THU: 72°/46°
FRI: 71°/42°
SUN: 51°/32°
MON: 71°/51°
TUE: 71°/40°
WED: 69°/45°
THU: 72°/46°
FRI: 71°/42°
DENVER, WHAT'S TOTALLY FUCKED UP ABOUT THIS WEATHER IS THIS IS THE COLDEST IT'S GOING TO BE FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS? I'D SAY "WTF, COLORADO" BUT WE LIVE HERE... WE KNOW.
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 63°/38°
SAT: 56°/29° FROSTY
SUN: 51°/31°
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 63°/38°
SAT: 56°/29° FROSTY
SUN: 51°/31°
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
DENVER, WHAT'S TOTALLY FUCKED UP ABOUT THIS WEATHER IS THIS IS THE COLDEST IT'S GOING TO BE FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS? I'D SAY "WTF, COLORADO" BUT WE LIVE HERE... WE KNOW.
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 63°/38°
SAT: 56°/29° FROSTY
SUN: 51°/31°
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 63°/38°
SAT: 56°/29° FROSTY
SUN: 51°/31°
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✨ WEATHER ✨
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✨ WEATHER ✨
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November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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✨ WEATHER ✨
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✨ WEATHER ✨
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IT MAY BE IN THE SEVENTIES IN THE CITY BUT IT'S STILL EIGHTY FUCKING DEGREES AT THE AIRPORT WHICH MEANS THIS SPLIFF-ROLLIN POOL-CANNONBALLIN' TRAIN IS STILL MOTHERFUCKING CHUGGING DOWN THE MOTHERFUCKING TRACKS
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
IT MAY BE IN THE SEVENTIES IN THE CITY BUT IT'S STILL EIGHTY FUCKING DEGREES AT THE AIRPORT WHICH MEANS THIS SPLIFF-ROLLIN POOL-CANNONBALLIN' TRAIN IS STILL MOTHERFUCKING CHUGGING DOWN THE MOTHERFUCKING TRACKS
FUCKING FUCK YEA WE HIT 80 DEGREES BITCHEZZZZZZZ SUMMER AIN'T DEAD YET SOMEONE ROLL ME A SPLIFF AND SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE NEXT POOL PARTY IMMA BOUT READY TO CANNONBALL
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
FUCKING FUCK YEA WE HIT 80 DEGREES BITCHEZZZZZZZ SUMMER AIN'T DEAD YET SOMEONE ROLL ME A SPLIFF AND SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE NEXT POOL PARTY IMMA BOUT READY TO CANNONBALL
BREAKING NEWS THE FORECAST HAS BEEN UPGRADED AND TODAY'S HIGH BUMPED UP TO 81° I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE CELEBRATING EIGHTY DEGREES IN NOVEMBER BUT MOTHERFUCKING SHITBURPS, HERE WE ARE.
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
BREAKING NEWS THE FORECAST HAS BEEN UPGRADED AND TODAY'S HIGH BUMPED UP TO 81° I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE CELEBRATING EIGHTY DEGREES IN NOVEMBER BUT MOTHERFUCKING SHITBURPS, HERE WE ARE.
DENVER WE ARE IN FOR SOME MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL AUTUMN TEMPERATURES THIS WEEK, TRULY WONDROUS, FUCKING DELIGHTFUL, MAY US ALL FIND THE SPACE TO FROLIC IN THIS SHIT.
SUN: 79° (YAY) 38° (BRRR)
MON: 59°/44°
TUE: 76°/41° BEAUTIFUL
WED: 66°/46° VERY NICE
THU: 66°/39° YES
FRI: 64°/44° STILL DECENT
SUN: 79° (YAY) 38° (BRRR)
MON: 59°/44°
TUE: 76°/41° BEAUTIFUL
WED: 66°/46° VERY NICE
THU: 66°/39° YES
FRI: 64°/44° STILL DECENT
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
DENVER WE ARE IN FOR SOME MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL AUTUMN TEMPERATURES THIS WEEK, TRULY WONDROUS, FUCKING DELIGHTFUL, MAY US ALL FIND THE SPACE TO FROLIC IN THIS SHIT.
SUN: 79° (YAY) 38° (BRRR)
MON: 59°/44°
TUE: 76°/41° BEAUTIFUL
WED: 66°/46° VERY NICE
THU: 66°/39° YES
FRI: 64°/44° STILL DECENT
SUN: 79° (YAY) 38° (BRRR)
MON: 59°/44°
TUE: 76°/41° BEAUTIFUL
WED: 66°/46° VERY NICE
THU: 66°/39° YES
FRI: 64°/44° STILL DECENT
DENVER, I CANNOT BELIEVE MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES: WE MAY HIT 80° SUNDAY. WHAT IN THE FALL FUCKERY IS THIS SHIT? NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING BUT MAN THE WEATHER GODS ARE WILDING
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 50°/30° BRRRR
SAT: 65°/46° GETTING WARMER
SUN: 79°/38° BEAUTEOUS
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 50°/30° BRRRR
SAT: 65°/46° GETTING WARMER
SUN: 79°/38° BEAUTEOUS
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
DENVER, I CANNOT BELIEVE MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES: WE MAY HIT 80° SUNDAY. WHAT IN THE FALL FUCKERY IS THIS SHIT? NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING BUT MAN THE WEATHER GODS ARE WILDING
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 50°/30° BRRRR
SAT: 65°/46° GETTING WARMER
SUN: 79°/38° BEAUTEOUS
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 50°/30° BRRRR
SAT: 65°/46° GETTING WARMER
SUN: 79°/38° BEAUTEOUS
DENVER IT PAINS ME TO SAY IT BUT HERE COMES THE FUCKIN BRRRRR. HOWEVER, IT PLEASURES ME TO ANNOUNCE THE OFFICIAL START OF MOTHERFUCKING SWEATER WEATHER WE DID IT Y'ALL IT IS TIME!
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 71°/46°
MON: 68°/32°
TUE: 49°/27° SWEATERRR
WED: 56°/34° WEATHERRR
THU: 55°/32°
FRI: 57°/40°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 71°/46°
MON: 68°/32°
TUE: 49°/27° SWEATERRR
WED: 56°/34° WEATHERRR
THU: 55°/32°
FRI: 57°/40°
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
DENVER IT PAINS ME TO SAY IT BUT HERE COMES THE FUCKIN BRRRRR. HOWEVER, IT PLEASURES ME TO ANNOUNCE THE OFFICIAL START OF MOTHERFUCKING SWEATER WEATHER WE DID IT Y'ALL IT IS TIME!
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 71°/46°
MON: 68°/32°
TUE: 49°/27° SWEATERRR
WED: 56°/34° WEATHERRR
THU: 55°/32°
FRI: 57°/40°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 71°/46°
MON: 68°/32°
TUE: 49°/27° SWEATERRR
WED: 56°/34° WEATHERRR
THU: 55°/32°
FRI: 57°/40°
DENVER WHO KNOWS HOW MANY 70-DEGREE DAYS WE HAVE LEFT WE MUST TREASURE THESE LIL' GUYS WITH OUR WHOLE HEART WE MUST CELEBRATE THEM FOR THEY WILL NOT LAST.
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/42°
SAT: 72°/48°
SUN: 71°/45°
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/42°
SAT: 72°/48°
SUN: 71°/45°
October 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
DENVER WHO KNOWS HOW MANY 70-DEGREE DAYS WE HAVE LEFT WE MUST TREASURE THESE LIL' GUYS WITH OUR WHOLE HEART WE MUST CELEBRATE THEM FOR THEY WILL NOT LAST.
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/42°
SAT: 72°/48°
SUN: 71°/45°
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/42°
SAT: 72°/48°
SUN: 71°/45°
Reposted by DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
DENVER IT IS FREAKING COLD THIS MORNING THESE MORNINGS ARE GETTING A BIT BRISK FOR MY LIKING BUT THE REST OF THE DAYS ARE JUST FUCKING GLORIOUS EXCEPT FOR THE WIND THE WIND CAN SUCK MY MOLDY PEACHES LOL.
SUN: 77°/47°
MON: 61°/37° WINDY
TUE: 68°/40°
WED: 69°/44°
THU: 63°/46°
FRI: 63°/43°
SUN: 77°/47°
MON: 61°/37° WINDY
TUE: 68°/40°
WED: 69°/44°
THU: 63°/46°
FRI: 63°/43°
October 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
DENVER IT IS FREAKING COLD THIS MORNING THESE MORNINGS ARE GETTING A BIT BRISK FOR MY LIKING BUT THE REST OF THE DAYS ARE JUST FUCKING GLORIOUS EXCEPT FOR THE WIND THE WIND CAN SUCK MY MOLDY PEACHES LOL.
SUN: 77°/47°
MON: 61°/37° WINDY
TUE: 68°/40°
WED: 69°/44°
THU: 63°/46°
FRI: 63°/43°
SUN: 77°/47°
MON: 61°/37° WINDY
TUE: 68°/40°
WED: 69°/44°
THU: 63°/46°
FRI: 63°/43°
DENVER I WILL NEVER TIRE OF CELEBRATING COLORADO’S MAJESTY, ITS AUTUMNAL HUM, ITS LEAFY FALL VIBRATIONS, THE CRUNCHY MORNINGS AND THE ROLLING AFTERNOONS, ALL OF WHICH ARE COMING TO US THIS GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND.
FRI: 69°/44° SUNNY 'N' NICE
SAT: 64°/48° MOSTLY SUN
SUN: 70°/51° SUNNY
FRI: 69°/44° SUNNY 'N' NICE
SAT: 64°/48° MOSTLY SUN
SUN: 70°/51° SUNNY
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
DENVER I WILL NEVER TIRE OF CELEBRATING COLORADO’S MAJESTY, ITS AUTUMNAL HUM, ITS LEAFY FALL VIBRATIONS, THE CRUNCHY MORNINGS AND THE ROLLING AFTERNOONS, ALL OF WHICH ARE COMING TO US THIS GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND.
FRI: 69°/44° SUNNY 'N' NICE
SAT: 64°/48° MOSTLY SUN
SUN: 70°/51° SUNNY
FRI: 69°/44° SUNNY 'N' NICE
SAT: 64°/48° MOSTLY SUN
SUN: 70°/51° SUNNY
DENVER THE MORNINGS ARE BRISK BUT THE SKIES ARE (MOSTLY) CLEAR, COLORADO FALL IS IN FULL MOTHERFUCKING EFFECT, AND DARE I SAY IT, SWEATER WEATHER IS NIGH.
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 69°/44°
MON: 64°/48°
TUE: 70°/51°
WED: 67°/51°
THU: 64°/45°
FRI: 65°/44°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 69°/44°
MON: 64°/48°
TUE: 70°/51°
WED: 67°/51°
THU: 64°/45°
FRI: 65°/44°
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
DENVER THE MORNINGS ARE BRISK BUT THE SKIES ARE (MOSTLY) CLEAR, COLORADO FALL IS IN FULL MOTHERFUCKING EFFECT, AND DARE I SAY IT, SWEATER WEATHER IS NIGH.
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 69°/44°
MON: 64°/48°
TUE: 70°/51°
WED: 67°/51°
THU: 64°/45°
FRI: 65°/44°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 69°/44°
MON: 64°/48°
TUE: 70°/51°
WED: 67°/51°
THU: 64°/45°
FRI: 65°/44°
DENVER WE ARE THICK IN THE MIDDLE OF COLORADO'S AUTUMNAL MAJESTY! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH? CAN I GET FUCK YES? CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN SPICED LATTE? HELL NO FUCK STARBUCKS.
LET'S SEE WHAT THE WEEKEND LOOKS LIKE:
FRI: 72°/56° PERFECT
SAT: 74°/57° PERFECT
SUN: 73°/43° PERFECT
LET'S SEE WHAT THE WEEKEND LOOKS LIKE:
FRI: 72°/56° PERFECT
SAT: 74°/57° PERFECT
SUN: 73°/43° PERFECT
October 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
DENVER WE ARE THICK IN THE MIDDLE OF COLORADO'S AUTUMNAL MAJESTY! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH? CAN I GET FUCK YES? CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN SPICED LATTE? HELL NO FUCK STARBUCKS.
LET'S SEE WHAT THE WEEKEND LOOKS LIKE:
FRI: 72°/56° PERFECT
SAT: 74°/57° PERFECT
SUN: 73°/43° PERFECT
LET'S SEE WHAT THE WEEKEND LOOKS LIKE:
FRI: 72°/56° PERFECT
SAT: 74°/57° PERFECT
SUN: 73°/43° PERFECT
DENVER, THIS COLD FRONT BRINGS A TOUCH O’ FALL WITH IT, BUT THEN IT’S BACK TO THE LOW 80s, SOMEHOW. IT'S WEIRD, I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, GO COMPLAIN TO THE WEATHER GODS IF U DON'T LIKE IT.
YOUR FUCKIN WEATHER:
SUN: 66° EVENING RAIN
MON: 56° EVENING RAIN
TUE: 65°
WED: 77°
THU: 82°
FRI: 78°
YOUR FUCKIN WEATHER:
SUN: 66° EVENING RAIN
MON: 56° EVENING RAIN
TUE: 65°
WED: 77°
THU: 82°
FRI: 78°
October 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
DENVER, THIS COLD FRONT BRINGS A TOUCH O’ FALL WITH IT, BUT THEN IT’S BACK TO THE LOW 80s, SOMEHOW. IT'S WEIRD, I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, GO COMPLAIN TO THE WEATHER GODS IF U DON'T LIKE IT.
YOUR FUCKIN WEATHER:
SUN: 66° EVENING RAIN
MON: 56° EVENING RAIN
TUE: 65°
WED: 77°
THU: 82°
FRI: 78°
YOUR FUCKIN WEATHER:
SUN: 66° EVENING RAIN
MON: 56° EVENING RAIN
TUE: 65°
WED: 77°
THU: 82°
FRI: 78°
DENVER NGL TODAY CAN SUCK MY SWEATY NUTSACK, I KNOW IT'S FRIDAY BUT MY NUTSACK IS SO SWEATY AND IT COULD USE SOME ATTENTION.
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 87°, SWEATY
SAT: 81°/47° OOOH
SUN: 69°/46° CHECK OUT THOSE OVERNIGHT LOWS IN THE 40s
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 87°, SWEATY
SAT: 81°/47° OOOH
SUN: 69°/46° CHECK OUT THOSE OVERNIGHT LOWS IN THE 40s
October 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
DENVER NGL TODAY CAN SUCK MY SWEATY NUTSACK, I KNOW IT'S FRIDAY BUT MY NUTSACK IS SO SWEATY AND IT COULD USE SOME ATTENTION.
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 87°, SWEATY
SAT: 81°/47° OOOH
SUN: 69°/46° CHECK OUT THOSE OVERNIGHT LOWS IN THE 40s
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 87°, SWEATY
SAT: 81°/47° OOOH
SUN: 69°/46° CHECK OUT THOSE OVERNIGHT LOWS IN THE 40s
DENVER, WHEN I SAID WE COULD KISS THOSE 80° HIGHS GOODBYE I WAS FUCKING WRONG. YES, IT IS FALL. BUT FALL IN NAME ONLY. SAD TO SAY THAT THE WEATHER GODS ARE ONCE AGAIN FUCKING WITH US.
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 85°
MON: 80°
TUE: 82°
WED: 72° PERFECT
THU: 67° PERFECT
FRI: 73° YES
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 85°
MON: 80°
TUE: 82°
WED: 72° PERFECT
THU: 67° PERFECT
FRI: 73° YES
September 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
DENVER, WHEN I SAID WE COULD KISS THOSE 80° HIGHS GOODBYE I WAS FUCKING WRONG. YES, IT IS FALL. BUT FALL IN NAME ONLY. SAD TO SAY THAT THE WEATHER GODS ARE ONCE AGAIN FUCKING WITH US.
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 85°
MON: 80°
TUE: 82°
WED: 72° PERFECT
THU: 67° PERFECT
FRI: 73° YES
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
SUN: 85°
MON: 80°
TUE: 82°
WED: 72° PERFECT
THU: 67° PERFECT
FRI: 73° YES