omg @theonion.com

looks like the furry contingent that follows me is very into today's weather lol

UPDATE: PHOENIX CONTINUES ITS RUN OF CRAPTASTIC TEMPERATURES holy shit why would you want to spend a minute living in that #hellhole

said it before i'll say it again, why the FUCK would you want to live in Phoenix

TIME TO CRANK THIS CLASSIC OUT AGAIN

“FUCK THE SNOW” - BLUCIFER, PROBABLY

If Valentine's Blucifer could talk, he would tell you that love is complex and difficult, love can be joyful but not without the labor that love requires, that he would love to be free from his constraints, would love to roam the countryside, destroying all who dare to cross him.

if blucifer could talk he'd tell u how much he fucking hates the snow and cold, how capitalism is a scam, how he vows he will kill again, how in another world he'd be shooting lasers from those magnificent eyes of his...

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HOW BLUESKY TAKES HEADER IMAGES BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I WANT UP THERE BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M GETTING

someone gave me the keys to an ai image generator again

FUCKING NAY

HOLIDAY SAFETY TIP NUMBER THREE: BE SURE TO COVID TEST BEFORE LARGE GATHERINGS. BETTER YET, AVOID LARGE GATHERINGS ENTIRELY.

HELL YEAH, @coloradosun.bsky.social , HELL YEAH.

leaving this here without comment