Mark E
markewastaken.bsky.social
Mark E
@markewastaken.bsky.social
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We must protect our city’s Waymos in case they achieve sentience and are granted voting privileges
I issued a curfew starting at 8pm for Downtown Los Angeles to stop bad actors who are taking advantage of the President's chaotic escalation.

If you do not live or work in Downtown L.A., avoid the area.

Law enforcement will arrest individuals who break the curfew, and you will be prosecuted.
June 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Pizzaballa can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
May 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
lol the Reddit community for #thebasementyard coping so hard for a the boys (who described a pope who used the f slur mere months before he died) who errantly said the people was good and loved gays… was not on my bingo card for today. #blocked #goodriddance
May 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I have a trade deficit with Walmart. I buy all my groceries from them, but they never buy anything from me.

So I’ve decided to set 20% of what I spend with them on fire to encourage me to make my own groceries.
April 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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lol what if the stock market fully crashes and he just kills himself
April 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Why would ANYONE worship this?

Sweaty McFatbody
April 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Tens of millions of us didn’t vote for him.
Why should we forgive those of you that did? How can we?
We warned you every single day, and yet, we have been forced to take a bite of this shit sandwich.
April 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I want to sincerely thank every single one of my Senate Democratic colleagues who came to the floor, not to just support me, but to share incredibly powerful stories and ask important questions their constituents want answers to.
April 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Let’s gooooo fuck Elon
We deserved some good news!
April 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
@booker.senate.gov thank you 🙏 🫡 the rest of congress take note. This is resistance, do not bow to fascism.
April 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Fun fact: @runforsomething.net is *still* averaging about 500 new people signing up every single day to consider a run for local office.
March 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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14% of Americans hold crypto
25% of Black Americans hold crypto
43% of young men of any race hold crypto
Of cryptocurrency holders, about 40% are minorities

This stuff is incredibly common and it’s a bad strategy for any politician to just ignore it
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I've always wanted a car with a roof that flies off for no reason, but doors that don't come off while you're burning alive inside it. My dreams have come true.
March 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Chuck Schumer has learned his lesson.

by Susan Collins
March 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Right? 🤦‍♀️
March 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Sharing with alt text
March 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Every last one 😤
February 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I locked a thread because people were saying the same two things to each other over and over again and I think enough people got a chance to say the same two things. We truly did it everyone!
February 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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regardless of politics, i think we can all agree that joe biden’s secret service-biting dog should have the opportunity to challenge trump for the presidency like this
February 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM