Mari Cohn
@maricohn.bsky.social
Your least favorite drag queen’s least favorite drag queen
Writer by day
📍San Francisco 🌁
Argentinean 🇦🇷
Eat the rich 🌹
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Be gay, do crime
Writer by day
📍San Francisco 🌁
Argentinean 🇦🇷
Eat the rich 🌹
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Be gay, do crime
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Mari Cohn
@maricohn.bsky.social
· Sep 9
Things said at my D&D table with no context, a thread:
*bonk* “Why is there a newt in a forcecage!?”
*bonk* “Why is there a newt in a forcecage!?”
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
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I love modern criminals, they’re always googling shit like “how to do crime”
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I love modern criminals, they’re always googling shit like “how to do crime”
I do want to see that Eternity movie, but if it doesn’t end as a throuple situation I will storm the Capitol.
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I do want to see that Eternity movie, but if it doesn’t end as a throuple situation I will storm the Capitol.
I needed rope for a drag show I’m in soon (doing Mrs. White from Clue) so I texted the group chat. And that’s how I learned how many of my friends are into bondage.
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I needed rope for a drag show I’m in soon (doing Mrs. White from Clue) so I texted the group chat. And that’s how I learned how many of my friends are into bondage.
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Medicare for All would save $450B a year.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Medicare for All would save $450B a year.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with a presidential candidate more than twice her age while in a relationship with Ryan Lizza, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with a presidential candidate more than twice her age while in a relationship with Ryan Lizza, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
OMFG THAT LAST SENTENCE
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
OMFG THAT LAST SENTENCE
As of today I’ve been single for a year, and what I’ve learned in that time is that there’s nothing quite like eating mozzarella sticks when you’re sad. It’s my favorite bandaid to put over a bullet hole.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
As of today I’ve been single for a year, and what I’ve learned in that time is that there’s nothing quite like eating mozzarella sticks when you’re sad. It’s my favorite bandaid to put over a bullet hole.
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The AI bubble may be about to bust.
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The AI bubble may be about to bust.
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
Top five film genres:
-Women and/or drag queens take a cross country road trip
-comedic murder mystery
-musical without James Corden
-“A group of white people did WHAT and got stuck WHERE!?”
-Allison Janney
-Women and/or drag queens take a cross country road trip
-comedic murder mystery
-musical without James Corden
-“A group of white people did WHAT and got stuck WHERE!?”
-Allison Janney
Top five film genres:
The Erotic Bummer (In the Realm of the Senses, Brokeback Mountain)
The Ordeal (Sorcerer, Deliverance)
Transcendental Horror (Hereditary, The Witch)
GoodFellas-as-genre (Casino, Boogie Nights)
"I think this movie is actually evil" (Under the Skin, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre)
The Erotic Bummer (In the Realm of the Senses, Brokeback Mountain)
The Ordeal (Sorcerer, Deliverance)
Transcendental Horror (Hereditary, The Witch)
GoodFellas-as-genre (Casino, Boogie Nights)
"I think this movie is actually evil" (Under the Skin, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre)
Top five film genres:
-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen
-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)
-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)
-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred
-weird little guys
-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen
-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)
-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)
-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred
-weird little guys
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Top five film genres:
-Women and/or drag queens take a cross country road trip
-comedic murder mystery
-musical without James Corden
-“A group of white people did WHAT and got stuck WHERE!?”
-Allison Janney
-Women and/or drag queens take a cross country road trip
-comedic murder mystery
-musical without James Corden
-“A group of white people did WHAT and got stuck WHERE!?”
-Allison Janney
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I don’t care if the Kennedy kid has the best policies in the world. Enough with the fucking dynasties.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I don’t care if the Kennedy kid has the best policies in the world. Enough with the fucking dynasties.
I don’t like hot dogs. HOWEVER those bacon wrapped dogs that sidewalk vendors sell late at night in the Castro…those send me to heaven.
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I don’t like hot dogs. HOWEVER those bacon wrapped dogs that sidewalk vendors sell late at night in the Castro…those send me to heaven.
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I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
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November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
I’m the best cook in my friend group and also in my family
Apologies to my mother, but the spiciest thing her palate can handle is black pepper
Apologies to my mother, but the spiciest thing her palate can handle is black pepper
Question 25:
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I’m the best cook in my friend group and also in my family
Apologies to my mother, but the spiciest thing her palate can handle is black pepper
Apologies to my mother, but the spiciest thing her palate can handle is black pepper
For the love of god people STOOOOPPPP dragging Monica Lewinsky into this! It has nothing to do with her. That woman has been through enough. Leave her alone.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
For the love of god people STOOOOPPPP dragging Monica Lewinsky into this! It has nothing to do with her. That woman has been through enough. Leave her alone.
The Beya Alcaraz situation really speaks volumes about Daniel Lurie’s incompetence, lack of vetting, and poor decision making. If I lived in D4, I would be FURIOUS with how unseriously he treated filling the vacancy. The disrespect to 80,000 people is insane.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The Beya Alcaraz situation really speaks volumes about Daniel Lurie’s incompetence, lack of vetting, and poor decision making. If I lived in D4, I would be FURIOUS with how unseriously he treated filling the vacancy. The disrespect to 80,000 people is insane.
So EVERYONE was sucking Bill Clinton?
Did *I* suck Bill Clinton!?
Did *I* suck Bill Clinton!?
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So EVERYONE was sucking Bill Clinton?
Did *I* suck Bill Clinton!?
Did *I* suck Bill Clinton!?
OMFG drag artists need to unionize
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
OMFG drag artists need to unionize
I keep trying to think what I would do if I had billions of dollars and unchecked power, and in no scenario is the answer to that question “rape children.” What the fuck is wrong with people?
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I keep trying to think what I would do if I had billions of dollars and unchecked power, and in no scenario is the answer to that question “rape children.” What the fuck is wrong with people?
I truly don’t understand why the most terrible people are the ones who rise to power. We can’t manage to elect someone who *doesn’t* rape children or fund genocides?
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I truly don’t understand why the most terrible people are the ones who rise to power. We can’t manage to elect someone who *doesn’t* rape children or fund genocides?
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"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
Laughing so I don’t cry
My favorite thing about the 50 year mortgage thing is that it suggests the famous real estate billionaire doesn’t understand mortgages
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Laughing so I don’t cry