We wish you a Mari Cohn-mas
@maricohn.bsky.social
Your least favorite drag queen’s least favorite drag queen
Writer by day
📍San Francisco 🌁
Argentinean 🇦🇷
Eat the rich 🌹
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Be gay, do crime
Writer by day
📍San Francisco 🌁
Argentinean 🇦🇷
Eat the rich 🌹
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Be gay, do crime
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Things said at my D&D table with no context, a thread:
*bonk* “Why is there a newt in a forcecage!?”
*bonk* “Why is there a newt in a forcecage!?”
Four Non-Blondie
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
ruin two bands by combining them:
Fugazi Osbourne
Fugazi Osbourne
December 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Four Non-Blondie
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Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Kris Jenner works hard but Yuna Hollander works harder
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Kris Jenner works hard but Yuna Hollander works harder
It’s not okay for me to be this obsessed with a television show but every 3.5 minutes for the past 6 weeks my brain randomly says in a thick Russian accent “Hollander.”
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s not okay for me to be this obsessed with a television show but every 3.5 minutes for the past 6 weeks my brain randomly says in a thick Russian accent “Hollander.”
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KAREN FUCKING WHEELER THE BADASS THAT YOU ARE!!!
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
KAREN FUCKING WHEELER THE BADASS THAT YOU ARE!!!
“She would have loved you…like I love you.”
a man is sitting in a theater making a funny face and saying `` my emotions !! ''
ALT: a man is sitting in a theater making a funny face and saying `` my emotions !! ''
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“She would have loved you…like I love you.”
I want to wake up to one headline and 1000 text messages.
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I want to wake up to one headline and 1000 text messages.
He’s such a loser
December 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
He’s such a loser
OMG how could I forget ‘Tis the Damn Season!? 😭
My favorite Christmas songs from the past few years:
1) Santa Tell Me -Ariana Grande
2) Merry Christmas, Please Don’t Call -Bleachers
3) Last Christmas (Cover) -Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter
4) Oh Santa! -Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, & Ariana Grande
5) Christmas Tree Farm -Taylor Swift
1) Santa Tell Me -Ariana Grande
2) Merry Christmas, Please Don’t Call -Bleachers
3) Last Christmas (Cover) -Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter
4) Oh Santa! -Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, & Ariana Grande
5) Christmas Tree Farm -Taylor Swift
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
OMG how could I forget ‘Tis the Damn Season!? 😭
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Bari Weiss be like
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Bari Weiss be like
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
I thought of what we can do. Pressure Gretchen Whitner to dredge Lake Michigan until they find that baby’s body. Run every DNA test under the sun until we know what man’s baby it is and throw the book at him.
What do we like..., do?
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I thought of what we can do. Pressure Gretchen Whitner to dredge Lake Michigan until they find that baby’s body. Run every DNA test under the sun until we know what man’s baby it is and throw the book at him.
My favorite Christmas songs from the past few years:
1) Santa Tell Me -Ariana Grande
2) Merry Christmas, Please Don’t Call -Bleachers
3) Last Christmas (Cover) -Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter
4) Oh Santa! -Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, & Ariana Grande
5) Christmas Tree Farm -Taylor Swift
1) Santa Tell Me -Ariana Grande
2) Merry Christmas, Please Don’t Call -Bleachers
3) Last Christmas (Cover) -Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter
4) Oh Santa! -Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, & Ariana Grande
5) Christmas Tree Farm -Taylor Swift
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My favorite Christmas songs from the past few years:
1) Santa Tell Me -Ariana Grande
2) Merry Christmas, Please Don’t Call -Bleachers
3) Last Christmas (Cover) -Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter
4) Oh Santa! -Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, & Ariana Grande
5) Christmas Tree Farm -Taylor Swift
1) Santa Tell Me -Ariana Grande
2) Merry Christmas, Please Don’t Call -Bleachers
3) Last Christmas (Cover) -Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter
4) Oh Santa! -Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, & Ariana Grande
5) Christmas Tree Farm -Taylor Swift
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
It’s not left versus right.
It’s tops versus bottoms.
It’s tops versus bottoms.
a hockey player is wearing a helmet that says ccm
ALT: a hockey player is wearing a helmet that says ccm
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It’s not left versus right.
It’s tops versus bottoms.
It’s tops versus bottoms.
Bari Weiss be like
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Bari Weiss be like
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This is what leftists mean when they say the Democratic Party is moving further right. If people like Conway who has not changed his conservative beliefs (but doesn’t like trump) is welcomed with open arms, but Mamdani can’t get endorsements, what do you think this says about what dems stand for?
So what, he’s not a purist. He knows his way around the block, hates trump.
Welcome aboard and good luck. @gtconway.bsky.social
Welcome aboard and good luck. @gtconway.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is what leftists mean when they say the Democratic Party is moving further right. If people like Conway who has not changed his conservative beliefs (but doesn’t like trump) is welcomed with open arms, but Mamdani can’t get endorsements, what do you think this says about what dems stand for?
The thing about the Epstein file redactions is…half of my friends are autistic D&D nerds, & the other half are anti-fascist drag artists.
Drag shows & TTRPG sessions slow down during the holidays, leaving nerds with hyperfixations nothing else to do but uncover secrets the FBI failed to hide well.
Drag shows & TTRPG sessions slow down during the holidays, leaving nerds with hyperfixations nothing else to do but uncover secrets the FBI failed to hide well.
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The thing about the Epstein file redactions is…half of my friends are autistic D&D nerds, & the other half are anti-fascist drag artists.
Drag shows & TTRPG sessions slow down during the holidays, leaving nerds with hyperfixations nothing else to do but uncover secrets the FBI failed to hide well.
Drag shows & TTRPG sessions slow down during the holidays, leaving nerds with hyperfixations nothing else to do but uncover secrets the FBI failed to hide well.
So TikTok shop can advertise a necklace with a literal SWASTIKA but my video calling TikTok out on that gets a community guidelines violation?
GOT IT.
GOT IT.
December 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
So TikTok shop can advertise a necklace with a literal SWASTIKA but my video calling TikTok out on that gets a community guidelines violation?
GOT IT.
GOT IT.
I am a bottomless ocean of rage.
Not only does this document allege that trump raped a 13 year old girl (which we knew), it also says he was there when the girl’s uncle murdered her newborn baby and dumped the body in Lake Michigan.
Hell is too good for this monster and everyone protecting him.
Not only does this document allege that trump raped a 13 year old girl (which we knew), it also says he was there when the girl’s uncle murdered her newborn baby and dumped the body in Lake Michigan.
Hell is too good for this monster and everyone protecting him.
December 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am a bottomless ocean of rage.
Not only does this document allege that trump raped a 13 year old girl (which we knew), it also says he was there when the girl’s uncle murdered her newborn baby and dumped the body in Lake Michigan.
Hell is too good for this monster and everyone protecting him.
Not only does this document allege that trump raped a 13 year old girl (which we knew), it also says he was there when the girl’s uncle murdered her newborn baby and dumped the body in Lake Michigan.
Hell is too good for this monster and everyone protecting him.
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bari weiss is in hot water, fielding accusations of both malice and incompetence, but it’s not too late for her to clear this whole thing up by sitting down for an honest, straightforward interview with isaac chotiner.
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
bari weiss is in hot water, fielding accusations of both malice and incompetence, but it’s not too late for her to clear this whole thing up by sitting down for an honest, straightforward interview with isaac chotiner.