Mari Cohn
@maricohn.bsky.social
Your least favorite drag queen’s least favorite drag queen
Writer by day
📍San Francisco 🌁
Argentinean 🇦🇷
Eat the rich 🌹
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Be gay, do crime
Writer by day
📍San Francisco 🌁
Argentinean 🇦🇷
Eat the rich 🌹
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Be gay, do crime
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Mari Cohn
@maricohn.bsky.social
· Sep 9
Things said at my D&D table with no context, a thread:
*bonk* “Why is there a newt in a forcecage!?”
*bonk* “Why is there a newt in a forcecage!?”
OMFG drag artists need to unionize
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
OMFG drag artists need to unionize
I keep trying to think what I would do if I had billions of dollars and unchecked power, and in no scenario is the answer to that question “rape children.” What the fuck is wrong with people?
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I keep trying to think what I would do if I had billions of dollars and unchecked power, and in no scenario is the answer to that question “rape children.” What the fuck is wrong with people?
I truly don’t understand why the most terrible people are the ones who rise to power. We can’t manage to elect someone who *doesn’t* rape children or fund genocides?
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I truly don’t understand why the most terrible people are the ones who rise to power. We can’t manage to elect someone who *doesn’t* rape children or fund genocides?
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"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
Laughing so I don’t cry
My favorite thing about the 50 year mortgage thing is that it suggests the famous real estate billionaire doesn’t understand mortgages
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Laughing so I don’t cry
The concept of centrism is so stupid to me. You don’t form your own opinions? You just pick some arbitrary “middle” based on what you heard other people talking about and base your political ideology on that? Rather than on actual objectives? Weird.
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The concept of centrism is so stupid to me. You don’t form your own opinions? You just pick some arbitrary “middle” based on what you heard other people talking about and base your political ideology on that? Rather than on actual objectives? Weird.
This is, unfortunately, a very real thing that Chuck Schumer bases his decisions on…iirc it’s a made-up conservative couple on Long Island
Worth reminding everyone that the current highest ranking Democrat in America openly admits he bases his decisions on what he thinks an imaginary person would want and today he and most of his allies are struggling to understand how somebody like Mamdani won by talking to voters who actually exist
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is, unfortunately, a very real thing that Chuck Schumer bases his decisions on…iirc it’s a made-up conservative couple on Long Island
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Worth reminding everyone that the current highest ranking Democrat in America openly admits he bases his decisions on what he thinks an imaginary person would want and today he and most of his allies are struggling to understand how somebody like Mamdani won by talking to voters who actually exist
June 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Worth reminding everyone that the current highest ranking Democrat in America openly admits he bases his decisions on what he thinks an imaginary person would want and today he and most of his allies are struggling to understand how somebody like Mamdani won by talking to voters who actually exist
When they go low, we give their social security number to the church of Scientology
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When they go low, we give their social security number to the church of Scientology
The way my work schedule turned out, I get home at or after midnight on Mondays and have to get up early on Tuesdays.
I’m a walking corpse today 😴
I’m a walking corpse today 😴
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The way my work schedule turned out, I get home at or after midnight on Mondays and have to get up early on Tuesdays.
I’m a walking corpse today 😴
I’m a walking corpse today 😴
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
Pokémon Go fuck yourself, Tim Kaine
a woman is speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd with cnn on the bottom right
Alt: A gif of Hillary Clinton saying “Pokémon Go to the polls” with Tim Kaine laughing and clapping behind her
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Pokémon Go fuck yourself, Tim Kaine
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Hey @kaine.senate.gov I live in CA now, but you were my LG, Governor, and Senator for many years. I voted for you so many times. Because of what you did yesterday, I won’t be able to afford health insurance in January.
If I have a medical emergency next year, I’m sending you the bill.
If I have a medical emergency next year, I’m sending you the bill.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hey @kaine.senate.gov I live in CA now, but you were my LG, Governor, and Senator for many years. I voted for you so many times. Because of what you did yesterday, I won’t be able to afford health insurance in January.
If I have a medical emergency next year, I’m sending you the bill.
If I have a medical emergency next year, I’m sending you the bill.
Can we please get universal healthcare in California @gavinnewsom.bsky.social? Because this is some bullshit
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Can we please get universal healthcare in California @gavinnewsom.bsky.social? Because this is some bullshit
Not to be all “back in my day” but back in my day, scammers tried to bait you with the promise of heaps of free money. Now the bait is a shitty job offer with mediocre pay and benefits.
We used to be a country.
We used to be a country.
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Not to be all “back in my day” but back in my day, scammers tried to bait you with the promise of heaps of free money. Now the bait is a shitty job offer with mediocre pay and benefits.
We used to be a country.
We used to be a country.
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I’m not going to be able to afford health insurance in January, and I don’t know what I’m going to do.
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I’m not going to be able to afford health insurance in January, and I don’t know what I’m going to do.
I disagree with people who say Taylor Swift is MAGA because she won’t pull the song of hers that ICE used.
She’s obviously not MAGA.
But she is a capitalist and would rather keep “The Fate of Ophelia” available on social media to earn her more money.
She’s obviously not MAGA.
But she is a capitalist and would rather keep “The Fate of Ophelia” available on social media to earn her more money.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I disagree with people who say Taylor Swift is MAGA because she won’t pull the song of hers that ICE used.
She’s obviously not MAGA.
But she is a capitalist and would rather keep “The Fate of Ophelia” available on social media to earn her more money.
She’s obviously not MAGA.
But she is a capitalist and would rather keep “The Fate of Ophelia” available on social media to earn her more money.
We don’t need a Joe Rogan of the left but we do need a Mitch McConnell (circa 2016, not 2025) of the left.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
We don’t need a Joe Rogan of the left but we do need a Mitch McConnell (circa 2016, not 2025) of the left.
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I'm leaving a message with my senators in #mapoli Mass. If they don't call on Schumer to resign, then it's tacit agreement with the decision. Voting no isn't enough if you don't call for consequences for selling out the American people; then you agree with the decision, and he is covering for you
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm leaving a message with my senators in #mapoli Mass. If they don't call on Schumer to resign, then it's tacit agreement with the decision. Voting no isn't enough if you don't call for consequences for selling out the American people; then you agree with the decision, and he is covering for you
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Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
Me: Democrats are useless
Person: What makes you say that?
Me:
Person: What makes you say that?
Me:
a woman with a surprised look on her face
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me: Democrats are useless
Person: What makes you say that?
Me:
Person: What makes you say that?
Me:
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.