maria
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Gosh it's a good thing that I've had literally decades of practice in maintaining a veneer of functionality while freaking all the way the fuck out inside.
March 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Gosh it's a good thing that I've had literally decades of practice in maintaining a veneer of functionality while freaking all the way the fuck out inside.
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Vice President texting the group, "chat are we cooked"
March 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Vice President texting the group, "chat are we cooked"
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Right now, the savviest thing a Democratic politician can possibly do is to publicly demonstrate a willingness to violate both norms and decorum.
March 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Right now, the savviest thing a Democratic politician can possibly do is to publicly demonstrate a willingness to violate both norms and decorum.
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO
March 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO
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FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics
February 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics
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One thing I’ll miss about Biden being President is we won’t get any more of those fun posts from conservatives about how an ordinary family trip to Chili’s costs 140 dollars with a receipt that shows 110 dollars worth of alcohol purchases
February 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
One thing I’ll miss about Biden being President is we won’t get any more of those fun posts from conservatives about how an ordinary family trip to Chili’s costs 140 dollars with a receipt that shows 110 dollars worth of alcohol purchases
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85% of Americans less than 20 minutes from an ass whupping, new study finds
February 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
85% of Americans less than 20 minutes from an ass whupping, new study finds
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everyone who's ever said "it's not that deep" is highkey wrong. you're cheapening life itself
February 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
everyone who's ever said "it's not that deep" is highkey wrong. you're cheapening life itself
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there are a lot of people i wish significant ill upon
January 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
there are a lot of people i wish significant ill upon
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got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"
January 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"
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BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!
January 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!
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BREAKING: PRESIDENT BIDEN COMMUTES MOST FEDERAL DEATH SENTENCES.
With the actions, 37 of the 40 men on death row will now be sentenced to life without the possibility of parole. Excluded are Robert Bowers, Dylann Roof, and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
More at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/biden-clem...
With the actions, 37 of the 40 men on death row will now be sentenced to life without the possibility of parole. Excluded are Robert Bowers, Dylann Roof, and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
More at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/biden-clem...
Breaking: Biden commutes most federal death sentences
37 of the 40 men on death row will now be sentenced to life without the possibility of parole.
www.lawdork.com
December 23, 2024 at 10:03 AM
BREAKING: PRESIDENT BIDEN COMMUTES MOST FEDERAL DEATH SENTENCES.
With the actions, 37 of the 40 men on death row will now be sentenced to life without the possibility of parole. Excluded are Robert Bowers, Dylann Roof, and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
More at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/biden-clem...
With the actions, 37 of the 40 men on death row will now be sentenced to life without the possibility of parole. Excluded are Robert Bowers, Dylann Roof, and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
More at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/biden-clem...
audiobooks are not reading that’s a podcast of a book
December 20, 2024 at 6:58 PM
audiobooks are not reading that’s a podcast of a book
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How could Joe Rogan be propaganda? He smokes weed
December 19, 2024 at 3:40 PM
How could Joe Rogan be propaganda? He smokes weed
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Imagine a night of ad-free dreams. Well now you don't have to just imagine it. Sleep+ is here
December 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Imagine a night of ad-free dreams. Well now you don't have to just imagine it. Sleep+ is here