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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Absolutely disgusting. So angry.
This is as bad as anything proposed by Reform.

Leaving refugees in permanent limbo and unable to build a new life in the UK would be a complete abdication of our humanitarian responsibilities

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Absolutely gone at this story from Harris on FB, the last sentence is pure Atlantic coast magic.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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do you love SLEEP and hate HAVING COLDS ALL THE TIME
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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It takes an obscene amount of hubris to lecture the BBC when you have The Telegraph’s record on truth-telling.

Some of the paper’s errors this year are so bad they’re almost laughable 👇🏻
The Telegraph’s BBC hypocrisy
A paper that knows a thing or two about editorial f*ck-ups...
writesbright.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Aldi Christmas food catalogue is out lads
a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open drooling
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Paracetamol remains an important option to treat pain or fever in pregnant women.

Following rigorous assessment of the available scientific data, we find no evidence that taking paracetamol during pregnancy causes autism in children.

Read more 👉 www.ema.europa.eu/en/news/use-...
Use of paracetamol during pregnancy unchanged in the EU | European Medicines Agency (EMA)
Paracetamol medicines can be used in pregnancy, in accordance with official recommendations
www.ema.europa.eu
September 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Dear Disney.

In Moana, we establish the sea is sentient.
In Frozen, the sea kills Elsa's parents.

ELSA VS MOANA is a revenge thriller where, etc, etc.
August 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Mo Salah is asking the right questions
August 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Bluey is this generation’s Calvin and Hobbes
August 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
July 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Monsters under beds across the country as the nation prepares to sleep above the covers in this heat.
June 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM