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Mandy Lorian
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Handing out slaps and cupcakes, and I am all out of cupcakes.
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So we’re supposed to have a post about our interest to? Manifest them? Idk
A peek in my mind palace:
star wars
LotR & tRoP
reylo
hellcheer
burlesque
my animals ☺️ cows, pups, cats, ponies, goats, and pigs
houseboats, namely uk narrowboats
fashion
film
the fae
ernest shakleton

Did i do it right?
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reposting this one CAUSE ONCE AGAIN VERY RELEVANT
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I assume this is the Democrats fault also?
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November 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Learning Kelly Marie Tran was queer and therefore I have a slim chance made my year
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
GIRL
the interview was good and friendly of course but the out of body experience i had hearing rian say this to his face
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Anyone want to see my mom’s dog, Milo’s embarrassing new haircut?
Of course you do.
November 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My life is falling apart irl and the world’s on fire, so fuck it, I’m back on the blooskee.
Who want to see photos from my last burlesque where i was M3GAN with a bodybag that may or may not hold the head of a sitting president?
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Recently my brother in law explained what gerrymandering was to a coworker and they didn’t believe him because if that were really happening there would be riots in the street
This week I had someone tell me they're not worried about SNAP being cut off because "that's illegal, so it's impossible Trump could do that, so obviously it's just media sensationalism." Another person told me they weren't worried about ICE because "they can't detain you if you're legally here."
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Um hi, been a long time. I’ve missed you all and definitely need fandom love.
Not to get too into it on main, but I believe I started the process of leaving my husband last night
October 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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could we all just agree to keep acting like he's dead from now on, no matter what, can we Sixth Sense him please
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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guys who know a guy are, quite literally, community activists
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Aug 30
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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What if… hellcheer DCC? Chrissy as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, Eddie seeing her post graduation as an up and coming rockstar, at a game with his buddies from AC/DC? Something, something, profit?
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What if… hellcheer DCC? Chrissy as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, Eddie seeing her post graduation as an up and coming rockstar, at a game with his buddies from AC/DC? Something, something, profit?
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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We all wonder what we can bring to the table in these trying times, but each of us has our own particular set of skills.
"You look like your wife gives unenthusiastic handjobs!"
June 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I know I haven’t been on here much. My health hasn’t been the best and am back in physical therapy and pain management.
I miss you all and am reading a ton of hellcheer and reylo to cope.
June 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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PASS IT ON:

If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline.

There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline.

There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
June 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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One day everyone will have always been against this.
"She was also Gaza’s youngest influencer, offering practical survival tips for daily life under bombardment, such as advice on how to cook with improvised methods when there was no gas.

'I try to bring a bit of joy to the other children so that they can forget the war. '”
Gaza’s youngest influencer aged 11 among children killed by Israeli strikes
Yaqeen Hammad offered tips for surviving life under bombardment and is just one of dozens of minors who have died
www.theguardian.com
May 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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We want to make Donald sad on his Birthday. #FDT #NoKings
May 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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May 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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In light of new Parry Hotter news, two reminders:
May 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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May 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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I think women everywhere can answer this one easily.
May 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM