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Mandy Lorian
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Handing out slaps and cupcakes, and I am all out of cupcakes.
🧚🏼‍♀️🔮🔞
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So we’re supposed to have a post about our interest to? Manifest them? Idk
A peek in my mind palace:
star wars
LotR & tRoP
reylo
hellcheer
burlesque
my animals ☺️ cows, pups, cats, ponies, goats, and pigs
houseboats, namely uk narrowboats
fashion
film
the fae
ernest shakleton

Did i do it right?
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ai slop can be produced in minutes, at minimal cost.

don't contaminate library offering by pitting hard-working human stories with plastic pollution.

You wouldn't accept plastic veggies in your dinner plate, don't offer it to your readers.
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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I have some congresspeople who follow me, so I'll just throw this out there:

As a taxpayer, I would actually prefer that you *not* continue to fund the fascist military machine that is being used to kill and kidnap people from our communities.
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Yes
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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BREAKING: ICE killed a Minnesota woman in broad daylight & there must be accountability.

But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.

They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Welcome to America,
where the entire world
knows our president
has had at least three dementia tests
that he can remember
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I just asked if they wanted to be influencers
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
January 4, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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All statements like this that Trump makes about ANYONE, he is PROJECTING.

That is, Donald Trump is unconsciously talking about himself each and every time.
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Take a break with Scotty and Lamby
January 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Seen at an anti-war protest in Manhattan today.
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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You’ve been visited by eepy starry kitty.
Now all your naps will be super cozy ⭐️💫

#art #cuteart #caturday
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Decided I’m only talking to you today if you don’t know where Venezuela is. See below
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Bitch, you can’t even run your own country
Trump says “we are going to run” Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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No one supports a war in Venezuela btw
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Waking up to news of a new possible war and immediately going back to bed. I can’t handle much more of this.
This regime needs to end
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.

I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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WOW!!!!!!!
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Too bad, slopguy
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Let’s be Controversial Yet Brave™️: Mike was never queer coded on Stranger Things, Billy was.
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Not @lavacastle.bsky.social reminding me that now with Stranger Things finished, nothing is stopping me from stating my hottest of takes on main
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Watching ST5 just reminded me how much I miss hellcheer
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
It’s not even 11pm in California and Sgt Lorian is asleep while i’m sipping cheap brut while watching The Pitt. An appropriate way to end 2025
January 1, 2026 at 6:57 AM
So Stranger Things epilogue spoilers, but where was Vickie? Where was Suzie!?!?
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 AM