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Cam
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i am absolutely good for nothing today
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Can anyone get a hold of Chris Kattan? I have a four word pitch for him: "Last Mango In Paris"
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We used to hurt each other in the scrum to get a discounted tv on Black Friday. I took a man’s life! I washed his brain matter out of my hair! And now Black Friday lasts a month and everything is online. This used to be a country
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
tom cruise loves the movies more than you will ever love anything in your entire life
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Damn I completely forgot he died. Just throw him in the trash
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History — theonion.com/trump-says-e...
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History
WASHINGTON—In the wake of the House Oversight Committee releasing more than 20,000 pages of documents from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein, some of which raised questions about the extent of the preside...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
oh no
time to dip my toe into sports gambling. i just put all my savings on the huston oilers to win it all
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Onions huh? Wild stuff
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
time to dip my toe into sports gambling. i just put all my savings on the huston oilers to win it all
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this is also in the top five film genres, when pilots get sucked out of the plane they are flying
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Top 5 film genres

Ernest P. Worrell goes to a summer camp

Ernest P. Worrell saves Christmas

Ernest P. Worrell goes to jail

Ernest P. Worrell gets scared stupid

Ernest P. Worrell slam dunks
Top five film genres:

- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes

- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated

- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you

- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice

- L.A. Rebellion
Top 5 movie genres:

The 60s coulda been cool but kinda sucked, but what came after was worse - American

The 60s coulda been cool but kinda sucked, but what came after was worse - French

Weird stuff happens to baffled but sardonic guy/girl

The horror of existence

Sex has made us insane
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
top five film genres:

- I'm sexually humiliated at a Wegmans

- Pudding Daddy's home and there's no more pudding in the fridge

- The space ship is broke

- I'm sending you to hell with these bullets, Miriam!

- Snobs vs slavs
Top 5 film genres:

- Come as the sick soul of Europe

- Hong Kong action movies with infinite ammo mods on

- “nothing happens” coming of age stories

- Mark Ruffalo’s about to find tf out

- Barbara Stanwyck
Top five film genres:

- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes

- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated

- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you

- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice

- L.A. Rebellion
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
CARIBOU - Back Home
YouTube video by Caribou
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Top five film genres:

-Italian man having affairs and thinking about his mother

-it’s a season in France

-15 to 20 minutes of abstract nonsense that nevertheless makes you feel something viscerally

-Let’s check in on the Balkans during wartime

-Everything is moving very slow in Taiwan
Top five film genres:

- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes

- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated

- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you

- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice

- L.A. Rebellion
Top 5 movie genres:

The 60s coulda been cool but kinda sucked, but what came after was worse - American

The 60s coulda been cool but kinda sucked, but what came after was worse - French

Weird stuff happens to baffled but sardonic guy/girl

The horror of existence

Sex has made us insane
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
that is a no
I wonder if Joshua from Xfinity can help me tonight
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I wonder if Joshua from Xfinity can help me tonight
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imo suvs are 2 small
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Me and the wife are buying a car and I keep telling the guy that I’m self employed and my wife said “he’s a podcaster” and I wanted to say “woah, she’s lying”
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
LBJ Orders Pants
YouTube video by pthiso
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
all of my favorite sellers in one place :)
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Chip and Joanna Gaines have offered me a million dollars to sleep with my wife
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM