MajorPoison
majorpoison.bsky.social
MajorPoison
@majorpoison.bsky.social
Just an Abyssinian furry with dreams of being a content creator, but lacking the drive to do so.
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Air and water quality were being monitored Saturday after about 1 million gallons of sulfuric acid was released into the Houston Ship Channel, according to Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo.
1 million gallons of sulfuric acid leaks into Houston Ship Channel, officials say
Two people were transported to a hospital and subsequently released after a leak at an industrial facility, according to Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo, who said the greatest impact could be environmental.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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sorry i have big ol ears and a huge fluffy tail as IF thats MY FAULT 😔
July 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Fuck you, Level-5. Keep that trash to yourself.
December 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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This is like if Tyson stopped selling consumer chicken. RAM is about to cost as much as a brand new pc. The cost of everything from tablets, to phones, to laptops will skyrocket. All because AI data centers are consuming all the available RAM they can get.

www.pcgamer.com/hardware/the...
Crucial memory will soon be a memory itself as Micron abandons consumers in favor of AI data centers
The RAM crisis is just getting started.
www.pcgamer.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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tail. in. minecraft. 🐍👀

twitch.tv/okaydonuts
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Thank you everyone who joined us for our Vtuber Celebration of @twixegobbo.bsky.social !!

Big thanks to @sososophie.bsky.social and @fuuhibikivt.bsky.social for the raids!

We sent our crew over to the lovely @momotoirneach.bsky.social for History!!
August 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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From tonight's stream! A design for a 'titty streamer' Vriska Serket~ I'm really happy with the hair in particular, haha. #nsfw #homesmut #2dart #hugebreasts #breastimplants
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble.

A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.

We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
turns out i'm just not used to 1440p resolution monitor...
New UltraWide monitor. This is gonna take some getting used to. Upon starting it up all these icons were super small, despite being set to “medium”.
October 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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chubby pulchra :D I love this fat cat (I don't play ZZZ so fat pulchra is canon to me)

cw: furry
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
New UltraWide monitor. This is gonna take some getting used to. Upon starting it up all these icons were super small, despite being set to “medium”.
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Can I just say I LOVE Corbeau’s design as a Poison type trainer? The poison dripping on the jacket, the poison drip-themed glasses cables… the whole vibe of mafia business as “dirty work” and “toxic to one’s reputation” makes him being a poison trainer fit that much more!
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Make this mistake all the time. Just leads to people thinking you’re a pretentious bastard, trying to be all fancy with your words, instead of actually reading them…
autism mistake #1: thinking that learning/writing more words will lead to more people understanding you-

the incorrect assumption is that people will read or listen when they could just *not* do that
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Got a few more videos uploaded to my official YouTube account, including a Silksong vid I recorded today. Would appreciate people watching and commenting on what I asked in the description.
September 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Constituent: You talked about abuses in the medicare and medicaid system and I found interesting that the president pardoned someone that defrauded the medicaid system for $1.3 billion
August 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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The Framers made arguably one major mistake: They believed the legislative branch would jealously guard its power. They could not have fathomed that the legislative branch (Out of laziness, raw partisanship and a desire to keep their sinecures) would willingly surrender its power.
one sign that the “unitary executive” is less the restoration of an older constitutional order and more the imposition of a radical new one is that allowing the president to act untethered from most legal or congressional limits has largely just served to plunge the country into disorder
August 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Earnest autistic overexplainers know this feeling well
Reading The Midnight Library, and this line popped out. Explains a lot right now.

“She realised that you could be as honest as possible in life, but people only see the truth if it is close enough to their reality. As Thoreau wrote, ‘It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.’”
August 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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[🍹] • #phisart #funky #art
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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If anyone genuinely believed this ridiculous "the brain isn't fully formed until 25; you shouldn't make irreversible life-changing choices til then" grift, they'd be insisting that people shouldn't be able to join the army, get married, have kids, etc until then either.

But look: they don't.
August 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant.

Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.

This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Tell me something that brought you joy this week.

Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
August 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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He suggested 25 was too young to transition. Just 3 years ago that position would have put him amongst the far right in the Republican party.
This motherfucker
August 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Lets go laboratorys of democracy babyyyyyy
this reads like fanfic (genuinely laudatory)
August 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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The CEO of a streaming site where a person just died after being tortured for days on end for donations was also the top donor for the torture...

Black Mirror doesn't have shit on the real world
August 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
April 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
www.youtube.com/channel/UCcb... My youtube channel! I just uploaded and scheduled the last four recorded videos of my Hollow Knight playthrough! my video style so far has been longform unedited gameplay with commentary, just as a heads up.
MajorPoison
A feline 18+ PNGTuber/Vtuber with Autism and ADHD! Looking to find a start SOMEWHERE, hoping that people find me amusing enough to keep watching! Pre-debut, have absolutely zero income for a model or ...
www.youtube.com
August 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM