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Vance killed the Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Vance killed the Pope.
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Wild story: the acting Social Security chief was warned that terminating data collection contracts with Maine would increase fraud. But he responded that it didn't matter because it was more important to punish Maine's governor for disagreeing with Trump. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
April 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Wild story: the acting Social Security chief was warned that terminating data collection contracts with Maine would increase fraud. But he responded that it didn't matter because it was more important to punish Maine's governor for disagreeing with Trump. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
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Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
January 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo.
January 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo.
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this is incredible stuff. most state DOTs would spend tens of billions on highway expansions to try and see numbers like this (that wouldn’t even pan out anyway thanks to induced demand lol)
January 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
this is incredible stuff. most state DOTs would spend tens of billions on highway expansions to try and see numbers like this (that wouldn’t even pan out anyway thanks to induced demand lol)
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The lack of self awareness is incredible.
January 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The lack of self awareness is incredible.
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that sexy pottery scene in ghost only we’re cutting off pieces of al pastor
January 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
that sexy pottery scene in ghost only we’re cutting off pieces of al pastor
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Room for improvement in my coffee routine: I gotta find a middle ground between too tired and unmotivated to log in and get to work, and too jittery to enter my passwords correctly so I can log in and get to work 🤔
January 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Room for improvement in my coffee routine: I gotta find a middle ground between too tired and unmotivated to log in and get to work, and too jittery to enter my passwords correctly so I can log in and get to work 🤔
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All the dudes with the most power in this country right now are the type of guys that you walk away from at parties
January 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
All the dudes with the most power in this country right now are the type of guys that you walk away from at parties
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John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.
January 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.
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Waymo is peak American innovation. With way less money they could have built a reliable public transport network, but instead someone was like "what if we could find a way for empty vehicles to contribute to traffic too? There's no reason we can't have more cars on the road than there are drivers"
December 30, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Waymo is peak American innovation. With way less money they could have built a reliable public transport network, but instead someone was like "what if we could find a way for empty vehicles to contribute to traffic too? There's no reason we can't have more cars on the road than there are drivers"
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RIP Jimmy Carter and thank you for the hardest picture in White House history (h/t @kopalo.bsky.social)
December 30, 2024 at 4:09 PM
RIP Jimmy Carter and thank you for the hardest picture in White House history (h/t @kopalo.bsky.social)
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Mamma Mia that’s a why we love a Luigi!
December 24, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Mamma Mia that’s a why we love a Luigi!
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holy hell this is sad stuff from CNN
Here’s how CNN is covering Donald Trump’s threats against our allies:
December 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
holy hell this is sad stuff from CNN
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![Tweet from user @murrman that says
"[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6p7fm7yqcdng5bxjwvatjsn/bafkreigyitshtsy3oio3ljx2ls4s7be4lp6lsd52lvb2uxb2zuuwpvwh6e@jpeg)
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Like FDR, I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.
December 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Like FDR, I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.
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just totted up all the substacks I pay for and found myself thinking ‘wow wouldn’t it be better if all these writers were in one place and I could just pay a flat fee’ so anyway that’s how today I invented the concept of the ‘newspaper’
December 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
just totted up all the substacks I pay for and found myself thinking ‘wow wouldn’t it be better if all these writers were in one place and I could just pay a flat fee’ so anyway that’s how today I invented the concept of the ‘newspaper’
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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
December 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI