Magpie the Microraptor
@magpiemicroraptor.bsky.social
A small internet-addicted dinosaur living in someone's attic who's taken up streaming to pay for the net bills. They/Them No Minors Please
Avatar, banner, and model: FleaTrollus
Avatar, banner, and model: FleaTrollus
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Hi! I'm Magpie, a Microraptor stuck in the modern world and obsessed with the internet. Certified Small, Floofy, and Cute (TM)
Currently streaming Tuesdays at 9 AM and Thursday at 5 PM MST. Come hang out!
www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
Currently streaming Tuesdays at 9 AM and Thursday at 5 PM MST. Come hang out!
www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
Sorry folks, Marty's taking the night off to study for finals, but we'll make it up with a stream or two Friday or Saturday!
a man is sitting at a desk reading a newspaper .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk reading a newspaper .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sorry folks, Marty's taking the night off to study for finals, but we'll make it up with a stream or two Friday or Saturday!
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Reminder that yes, even playing Marvel Rivals *for free* is still giving them investor stats. So if you wanna boycott Disney... kinda gotta stop playing and streaming that shit, too.
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Reminder that yes, even playing Marvel Rivals *for free* is still giving them investor stats. So if you wanna boycott Disney... kinda gotta stop playing and streaming that shit, too.
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*defunctland voice*
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
*defunctland voice*
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
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One life eclipses another; Smilodon takes down a whitetail deer. Inspired by petroglyphs, cave art, and ancient Scythian art. It's weird to think that the whitetail deer survived the ice age and made it to the present but many of its predators did not. #art #smilodon #paleontology #rockart #deer
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
One life eclipses another; Smilodon takes down a whitetail deer. Inspired by petroglyphs, cave art, and ancient Scythian art. It's weird to think that the whitetail deer survived the ice age and made it to the present but many of its predators did not. #art #smilodon #paleontology #rockart #deer
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All my homies say Fuck The Game Awards, GenAI Sucks, and Trans rights.
December 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
All my homies say Fuck The Game Awards, GenAI Sucks, and Trans rights.
BACK AT IT! I lava helldiving! www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
a video game character with a helmet and goggles on
ALT: a video game character with a helmet and goggles on
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
BACK AT IT! I lava helldiving! www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic...
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I keep a screenshot of this tumblr post on *every device I own* bc it makes me laugh so hard every time I look at it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I keep a screenshot of this tumblr post on *every device I own* bc it makes me laugh so hard every time I look at it.
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it's homophobic I can't eat an entire tin of caramel popcorn without gaining weight. or feeling sick.
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
it's homophobic I can't eat an entire tin of caramel popcorn without gaining weight. or feeling sick.
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Hey I’m bad at promoting myself.
Can you all help a dwarf out?
My birthday and 5 year streamaversary is this Sunday, starting at 6am est and going until 9 pm est.
I’ll try to post about it but even five years in I am not good at this part of the gig.
Can you all help a dwarf out?
My birthday and 5 year streamaversary is this Sunday, starting at 6am est and going until 9 pm est.
I’ll try to post about it but even five years in I am not good at this part of the gig.
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hey I’m bad at promoting myself.
Can you all help a dwarf out?
My birthday and 5 year streamaversary is this Sunday, starting at 6am est and going until 9 pm est.
I’ll try to post about it but even five years in I am not good at this part of the gig.
Can you all help a dwarf out?
My birthday and 5 year streamaversary is this Sunday, starting at 6am est and going until 9 pm est.
I’ll try to post about it but even five years in I am not good at this part of the gig.
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If you can help with this, please do.
The poor kitten may need an amputation for its injured paw.
Its better to be a tripod then dead or suffering.
Small donations add up, and tend to snowball.
Every flood, begins with a few drops of rain.
The poor kitten may need an amputation for its injured paw.
Its better to be a tripod then dead or suffering.
Small donations add up, and tend to snowball.
Every flood, begins with a few drops of rain.
Hi everyone, thought I would try to push a new fundraising goal. In addition to needing an endo diagnosis for myself, I'm also trying to fundraise for a very injured kitten I found.
Both of us gals are a mess
I take tips and comms on my Ko-Fi
ko-fi.com/thislittlelo...
ko-fi.com/c/0e6f3526b8
Both of us gals are a mess
I take tips and comms on my Ko-Fi
ko-fi.com/thislittlelo...
ko-fi.com/c/0e6f3526b8
Buy thislittlelog a Coffee
Become a supporter of thislittlelog today!
ko-fi.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If you can help with this, please do.
The poor kitten may need an amputation for its injured paw.
Its better to be a tripod then dead or suffering.
Small donations add up, and tend to snowball.
Every flood, begins with a few drops of rain.
The poor kitten may need an amputation for its injured paw.
Its better to be a tripod then dead or suffering.
Small donations add up, and tend to snowball.
Every flood, begins with a few drops of rain.
www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic... We are going to BEAT Dino Path Trail today! Come watch!
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
www.twitch.tv/magpiethemic... We are going to BEAT Dino Path Trail today! Come watch!
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
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Fine, it started as a joke but okay. As my 1K celebration I will do a smash or pass.
However this isn't about who I want to sex with, nope it's about literally smashing things and how much I want to smash them!
It's dumb, but let's do it!
However this isn't about who I want to sex with, nope it's about literally smashing things and how much I want to smash them!
It's dumb, but let's do it!
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fine, it started as a joke but okay. As my 1K celebration I will do a smash or pass.
However this isn't about who I want to sex with, nope it's about literally smashing things and how much I want to smash them!
It's dumb, but let's do it!
However this isn't about who I want to sex with, nope it's about literally smashing things and how much I want to smash them!
It's dumb, but let's do it!
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Everytime I see them mammoth poofy hair, it reminds me of emo kids. Here's something about that;
June 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Everytime I see them mammoth poofy hair, it reminds me of emo kids. Here's something about that;
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I would like to thank each and every one that supported the return of Malus today. He really needed this. This week I will be taking time off but the fundraiser is still live. Consider helping Malus final 6% to get his breathing machine. gofund.me/34756fd94
Donate to Help Malus and his heart., organized by Crystal Smith
We the community of Tiffany Witcher, and their Husband Malus incarnate are putting together… Crystal Smith needs your support for Help Malus and his heart.
gofund.me
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I would like to thank each and every one that supported the return of Malus today. He really needed this. This week I will be taking time off but the fundraiser is still live. Consider helping Malus final 6% to get his breathing machine. gofund.me/34756fd94
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Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
I'm a small Microraptor who lived on a glorious island civilized by dinosaurs, until I was blown out to sea by a storm! By the dumbest of luck I landed on a cargo ship, and after a few days of stealing snacks I met Marty, a human passenger struggling to find herself. Now I stream from her attic!
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm a small Microraptor who lived on a glorious island civilized by dinosaurs, until I was blown out to sea by a storm! By the dumbest of luck I landed on a cargo ship, and after a few days of stealing snacks I met Marty, a human passenger struggling to find herself. Now I stream from her attic!
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
Opposing Steam’s AI Disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney Says Game Stores Should Drop "the AI tag" Because "it makes no sense" When "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
Opposing Steam's AI disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says game stores should drop "the AI tag" because "it makes no sense" when "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
Steam has actually made AI disclosures even more prominent
www.gamesradar.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
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