MagicMetalBird 🐑
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alex. 🇨🇦 artist. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box.
pictures and stories, and stories with pictures.
a person, not a brand. designated loud greek friend.
business inquiries:
https://www.magicmetalbird.com
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alex. 🇨🇦 artist. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box.
pictures and stories, and stories with pictures.
a person, not a brand. designated loud greek friend.
business inquiries:
https://www.magicmetalbird.com
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Shout out to orcas.
(comic by me)
(comic by me)
April 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Shout out to orcas.
(comic by me)
(comic by me)
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hello marine biology bsky, does anyone know the orcas' phone numbers
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
hello marine biology bsky, does anyone know the orcas' phone numbers
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nudity is natural and should be socially acceptable and it's extremely fascist to be offended by your own anatomy
our society will literally punish you if you go outside without covering up your body and we've somehow accepted that this is a correct and permissible law and culture??
our society will literally punish you if you go outside without covering up your body and we've somehow accepted that this is a correct and permissible law and culture??
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
nudity is natural and should be socially acceptable and it's extremely fascist to be offended by your own anatomy
our society will literally punish you if you go outside without covering up your body and we've somehow accepted that this is a correct and permissible law and culture??
our society will literally punish you if you go outside without covering up your body and we've somehow accepted that this is a correct and permissible law and culture??
I haven't bought clothes from value village since they got rid of the fitting rooms bruh sorry but I'm not gambling on fit and it's exchange-only, no returns
there are a bunch of other places that actually let me see if the fit works lmao your loss
there are a bunch of other places that actually let me see if the fit works lmao your loss
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I haven't bought clothes from value village since they got rid of the fitting rooms bruh sorry but I'm not gambling on fit and it's exchange-only, no returns
there are a bunch of other places that actually let me see if the fit works lmao your loss
there are a bunch of other places that actually let me see if the fit works lmao your loss
when you're sick but you blow your nose and get a very brief moment where you're running at 100% oxygen intake and you feel like a god
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
when you're sick but you blow your nose and get a very brief moment where you're running at 100% oxygen intake and you feel like a god
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everyone should own a pilot kakuno with a converter
they're cheap, refillable, usable for art and writing, and you can put any colour of ink you want inside
there's an entire community of left-handed fountain pen users so do not self-reject if you are a lefty
they're cheap, refillable, usable for art and writing, and you can put any colour of ink you want inside
there's an entire community of left-handed fountain pen users so do not self-reject if you are a lefty
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
everyone should own a pilot kakuno with a converter
they're cheap, refillable, usable for art and writing, and you can put any colour of ink you want inside
there's an entire community of left-handed fountain pen users so do not self-reject if you are a lefty
they're cheap, refillable, usable for art and writing, and you can put any colour of ink you want inside
there's an entire community of left-handed fountain pen users so do not self-reject if you are a lefty
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I AM TIRED OF BEING SICK PLEASE LOOK AT MY DOG
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I AM TIRED OF BEING SICK PLEASE LOOK AT MY DOG
I AM TIRED OF BEING SICK PLEASE LOOK AT MY DOG
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I AM TIRED OF BEING SICK PLEASE LOOK AT MY DOG
felt like shit
ate some cucumber
feel less like shit
I love cucumber
wish I had some salmon
salmon is god tier
ate some cucumber
feel less like shit
I love cucumber
wish I had some salmon
salmon is god tier
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
felt like shit
ate some cucumber
feel less like shit
I love cucumber
wish I had some salmon
salmon is god tier
ate some cucumber
feel less like shit
I love cucumber
wish I had some salmon
salmon is god tier
all this AI stuff is so fucking pathetic and embarrassing
every time I hear another thing about AI it's further removing people from their own humanity
we are going to need rehab centres
every time I hear another thing about AI it's further removing people from their own humanity
we are going to need rehab centres
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
all this AI stuff is so fucking pathetic and embarrassing
every time I hear another thing about AI it's further removing people from their own humanity
we are going to need rehab centres
every time I hear another thing about AI it's further removing people from their own humanity
we are going to need rehab centres
can't stop thinking about when we made these pointed cap pastries from witch hat atelier tbh it's ruining my fucking life they're so good and I crave them non-stop
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
can't stop thinking about when we made these pointed cap pastries from witch hat atelier tbh it's ruining my fucking life they're so good and I crave them non-stop
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I have been thinking about this video nonstop for 24 hours
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I have been thinking about this video nonstop for 24 hours
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if u don't know SWITCHED-ON BACH is insane because the Moog synth is monophonic. meaning every single note of every single chord in every song had to be overdubbed separately. she had to be extremely precise & meticulous to make that album work
[Happy 86th birthday to solar eclipse photographer and composer Wendy Carlos, known for "Switched-On Bach," A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, THE SHINING, TRON, and “Peter and the Wolf” with Weird Al Yankovic. Listen to “Switched-On Bach” below.]
archive.org/details/wend...
archive.org/details/wend...
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
if u don't know SWITCHED-ON BACH is insane because the Moog synth is monophonic. meaning every single note of every single chord in every song had to be overdubbed separately. she had to be extremely precise & meticulous to make that album work
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challenge: go to the music store to buy one thing and ONLY LEAVE WITH ONE THING [difficulty: legendary]
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
challenge: go to the music store to buy one thing and ONLY LEAVE WITH ONE THING [difficulty: legendary]
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
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I wish every artist a very this
I think most artists hit a point where they’re like, well if I can’t be the best artist, I shall be the most ME artist.
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I wish every artist a very this
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For real, you should check these out, even if you are a grown-ass adult. Same with the other eight or so books we've got on sale today!
Investigate strange and after-worldly relics with a cute teddy and his team, or explore the highways of space once the Earth has exploded into smithereens with a friendly reptile alien-boy!
The Inscrutable Doctor Baer and SOFTIES are ALSO 30% off all throughout today!
store.ironcircus.com 🧸🚀
The Inscrutable Doctor Baer and SOFTIES are ALSO 30% off all throughout today!
store.ironcircus.com 🧸🚀
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
For real, you should check these out, even if you are a grown-ass adult. Same with the other eight or so books we've got on sale today!
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Blobfest, week 4: Blobbageddon 🤘🦠
golden star tunicate (botryllus schlosseri)
Blobfest, week 4: Blobbageddon 🤘🦠
golden star tunicate (botryllus schlosseri)
December 12, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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Blobfest, week 4: Blobbageddon 🤘🦠
golden star tunicate (botryllus schlosseri)
Blobfest, week 4: Blobbageddon 🤘🦠
golden star tunicate (botryllus schlosseri)
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July 9, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Coastal week 3: Intertidal
carpet sea star (meridiastra calcor)
Coastal week 3: Intertidal
carpet sea star (meridiastra calcor)
September 22, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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Coastal week 3: Intertidal
carpet sea star (meridiastra calcor)
Coastal week 3: Intertidal
carpet sea star (meridiastra calcor)
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Parasites week 2: endoparasites
green-banded broodsac (leucochloridium paradoxum)
Parasites week 2: endoparasites
green-banded broodsac (leucochloridium paradoxum)
June 13, 2024 at 10:15 AM
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Parasites week 2: endoparasites
green-banded broodsac (leucochloridium paradoxum)
Parasites week 2: endoparasites
green-banded broodsac (leucochloridium paradoxum)
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you after you read my game
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
you after you read my game
nudity is natural and should be socially acceptable and it's extremely fascist to be offended by your own anatomy
our society will literally punish you if you go outside without covering up your body and we've somehow accepted that this is a correct and permissible law and culture??
our society will literally punish you if you go outside without covering up your body and we've somehow accepted that this is a correct and permissible law and culture??
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
nudity is natural and should be socially acceptable and it's extremely fascist to be offended by your own anatomy
our society will literally punish you if you go outside without covering up your body and we've somehow accepted that this is a correct and permissible law and culture??
our society will literally punish you if you go outside without covering up your body and we've somehow accepted that this is a correct and permissible law and culture??
everyone should own a pilot kakuno with a converter
they're cheap, refillable, usable for art and writing, and you can put any colour of ink you want inside
there's an entire community of left-handed fountain pen users so do not self-reject if you are a lefty
they're cheap, refillable, usable for art and writing, and you can put any colour of ink you want inside
there's an entire community of left-handed fountain pen users so do not self-reject if you are a lefty
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
everyone should own a pilot kakuno with a converter
they're cheap, refillable, usable for art and writing, and you can put any colour of ink you want inside
there's an entire community of left-handed fountain pen users so do not self-reject if you are a lefty
they're cheap, refillable, usable for art and writing, and you can put any colour of ink you want inside
there's an entire community of left-handed fountain pen users so do not self-reject if you are a lefty