MagicMetalBird 🐑
@magicmetalbird.com
🔞 Sandwich is my dog.
alex. 🇨🇦 artist. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box.
pictures and stories, and stories with pictures.
a person, not a brand. designated loud greek friend.
business inquiries:
https://www.magicmetalbird.com
🥄🥄 they 🌈🍳
alex. 🇨🇦 artist. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box.
pictures and stories, and stories with pictures.
a person, not a brand. designated loud greek friend.
business inquiries:
https://www.magicmetalbird.com
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Pinned
please
I literally got the bitch who tried porch pirating me.
got my shit back.
I got the bitch who tried misgendering me at [NDA].
[NDA] (but 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕✨).
and my landlord deadass just said he was gonna stop shovelling the snow this year
lmaoooo
lol even
I literally got the bitch who tried porch pirating me.
got my shit back.
I got the bitch who tried misgendering me at [NDA].
[NDA] (but 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕✨).
and my landlord deadass just said he was gonna stop shovelling the snow this year
lmaoooo
lol even
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
please
I literally got the bitch who tried porch pirating me.
got my shit back.
I got the bitch who tried misgendering me at [NDA].
[NDA] (but 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕✨).
and my landlord deadass just said he was gonna stop shovelling the snow this year
lmaoooo
lol even
I literally got the bitch who tried porch pirating me.
got my shit back.
I got the bitch who tried misgendering me at [NDA].
[NDA] (but 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕✨).
and my landlord deadass just said he was gonna stop shovelling the snow this year
lmaoooo
lol even
just do it everywhere and they'll have nowhere left to go but to hell lmao
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
Possible California Wealth Tax Causes Billionaire Freakout: Page, Thiel Threaten To Leave
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
www.forbes.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
just do it everywhere and they'll have nowhere left to go but to hell lmao
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Iron Circus is in David v. Goliath matches, always, forever, inescapably. We are so, SO tiny. But we win awards, we sell thousands and thousands of books, we MADE A FUCKING CARTOON. I can't believe some of the things we do. And we owe everything to ppl who believe in us.
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Iron Circus is in David v. Goliath matches, always, forever, inescapably. We are so, SO tiny. But we win awards, we sell thousands and thousands of books, we MADE A FUCKING CARTOON. I can't believe some of the things we do. And we owe everything to ppl who believe in us.
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💯💯💯
but honestly, y'all have come through so hard for Iron Circus. We'll be able to weather the storm of Baker & Taylor thanks to the support from readers, and that means a LOT.
but honestly, y'all have come through so hard for Iron Circus. We'll be able to weather the storm of Baker & Taylor thanks to the support from readers, and that means a LOT.
with fewer distributor bankruptcy dramas perhaps
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
💯💯💯
but honestly, y'all have come through so hard for Iron Circus. We'll be able to weather the storm of Baker & Taylor thanks to the support from readers, and that means a LOT.
but honestly, y'all have come through so hard for Iron Circus. We'll be able to weather the storm of Baker & Taylor thanks to the support from readers, and that means a LOT.
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“By reading this plaque, you have made a valuable addition to the number of people who have read this plaque” … an important heritage moment on the streets of Toronto (by artist Sarah Lazarovic).
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“By reading this plaque, you have made a valuable addition to the number of people who have read this plaque” … an important heritage moment on the streets of Toronto (by artist Sarah Lazarovic).
fever's back. day seven of fuckass flu. like. no??? I got my boosters and still missed christmas because of this shit. boo hiss.
rotating freezer eye masks and doubling down on acetaminophen AND ibuprofen. it's either going to wreck me or leave me feeling like I can punch god
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
fever's back. day seven of fuckass flu. like. no??? I got my boosters and still missed christmas because of this shit. boo hiss.
update: he's caught up and SAD LIKE THE REST OF US
sitting in bed feverish as fuck with my husband, also feverish as fuck
making him read the gay wizard manga I am totally very normal about
and he gets RIGHT to the big mask off fuckass reveal chapter and he's like
ok I'm tired
and I was like
chat.
chat pls.
my husband.
making him read the gay wizard manga I am totally very normal about
and he gets RIGHT to the big mask off fuckass reveal chapter and he's like
ok I'm tired
and I was like
chat.
chat pls.
my husband.
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
update: he's caught up and SAD LIKE THE REST OF US
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Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
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Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Internet Archive for the foreseeable future.
Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Internet Archive for the foreseeable future.
Sandwich's hobby is finding laundry items and building little nests out of them. my baby girl's creative outlet. doggie art
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sandwich's hobby is finding laundry items and building little nests out of them. my baby girl's creative outlet. doggie art
I am pleased to report that my body temperature is normal for the first time since saturday night!!! get WRECKED, stupid ugly fuckass flu strain
rotating freezer eye masks and doubling down on acetaminophen AND ibuprofen. it's either going to wreck me or leave me feeling like I can punch god
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I am pleased to report that my body temperature is normal for the first time since saturday night!!! get WRECKED, stupid ugly fuckass flu strain
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Sharing this vintage reader's digest cover with pretty bugs for my contribution to #invertefest
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sharing this vintage reader's digest cover with pretty bugs for my contribution to #invertefest
look I don't rest on my laurels a lot but every once in a while I think about how someone made an eye shadow palette themed after a story I wrote and I BASK in that shit. lemme roll around in that like mud. it feeds my SOUL
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
look I don't rest on my laurels a lot but every once in a while I think about how someone made an eye shadow palette themed after a story I wrote and I BASK in that shit. lemme roll around in that like mud. it feeds my SOUL
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love using my hands to make things MORE when it pisses loser creativity landlord wannabes off 🖕
May 20, 2024 at 7:37 PM
love using my hands to make things MORE when it pisses loser creativity landlord wannabes off 🖕
sitting in bed feverish as fuck with my husband, also feverish as fuck
making him read the gay wizard manga I am totally very normal about
and he gets RIGHT to the big mask off fuckass reveal chapter and he's like
ok I'm tired
and I was like
chat.
chat pls.
my husband.
making him read the gay wizard manga I am totally very normal about
and he gets RIGHT to the big mask off fuckass reveal chapter and he's like
ok I'm tired
and I was like
chat.
chat pls.
my husband.
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
sitting in bed feverish as fuck with my husband, also feverish as fuck
making him read the gay wizard manga I am totally very normal about
and he gets RIGHT to the big mask off fuckass reveal chapter and he's like
ok I'm tired
and I was like
chat.
chat pls.
my husband.
making him read the gay wizard manga I am totally very normal about
and he gets RIGHT to the big mask off fuckass reveal chapter and he's like
ok I'm tired
and I was like
chat.
chat pls.
my husband.
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DAY FOUR OF MY FUCKASS FEVER MERRY CHRISTMAS
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rotating freezer eye masks and doubling down on acetaminophen AND ibuprofen. it's either going to wreck me or leave me feeling like I can punch god
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
DAY FOUR OF MY FUCKASS FEVER MERRY CHRISTMAS
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DAY FOUR OF MY FUCKASS FEVER MERRY CHRISTMAS
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rotating freezer eye masks and doubling down on acetaminophen AND ibuprofen. it's either going to wreck me or leave me feeling like I can punch god
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
DAY FOUR OF MY FUCKASS FEVER MERRY CHRISTMAS
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me, an hour ago: oh wow, my fever is finally waning
me, now: higher fever and shaking so violently that I can't hold my tea
me, now: higher fever and shaking so violently that I can't hold my tea
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
me, an hour ago: oh wow, my fever is finally waning
me, now: higher fever and shaking so violently that I can't hold my tea
me, now: higher fever and shaking so violently that I can't hold my tea
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December 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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not my proxy service cancelling my sock touch order
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
not my proxy service cancelling my sock touch order
can you draw me (for free)
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
can you draw me (for free)