MagicMetalBird 🐑
LightNews LightNews
banner
magicmetalbird.com
MagicMetalBird 🐑
@magicmetalbird.com
1.5K followers 180 following 790 posts
🔞 Sandwich is my dog.
alex. 🇨🇦 artist. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box.
pictures and stories, and stories with pictures.
a person, not a brand. designated loud greek friend.

business inquiries:
https://www.magicmetalbird.com

🥄🥄 they 🌈🍳
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
magicmetalbird.com
MagicMetalBird 🐑 @magicmetalbird.com · Apr 18
'sup I'm alex and I love weird little guys
a pointillism ink drawing in sailor manyo sumire blue ink of a mola mola ocean sunfish a vinegaroon carrying its young. they're in sch a large number that it's difficult to count them. they're all bickering and whining because of the long trip. their speech bubbles say no YOU started it! stop hitting me! mom. MOM. MOM!! I'm hungry I feel sick Are we there yet? and I have to pee. the image is drawn with blue lines and shaded with a blue halftone pattern an orca chomping on some plastic ocean trash. it has a triumphant expression on its face and has a large CHOMP onomatopoeia over its head a gouache painting of a pigeon with its head pulled in close to its body so it looks silly and round. it is over a square flat turquoise background
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
aplante.com
current favourite genre of photo: winnipeg bus looking sheepish
a winnipeg rapid transit bus and a pickup truck head-on collision that crumpled the hood of the truck. the bus banner says “SORRY” a winnipeg transit bus hovering awkwardly behind a smashed up sedan. the bus is steadfastly avoiding eye contact but its banner reads “SORRY” a winnipeg transit bus facing a cop car as if they are two people in a hallway who shifting the same direction so neither can pass. it’s awkward. the bus banner reads “SORRY” a winnipeg transit bus slumping away, guiltily. the banner sign on the back reads “SORRY”
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
magicmetalbird.com
I took an iron pill but burger is still in my heart
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
everyone's getting new pokemon merch and korea gets the fertility god effigy
A high-gloss ceramic sculpture of the Pokémon ditto sitting on a beautiful embroidered gold and dark blue silk pillow like it is a sacred object A high-gloss ceramic sculpture of the Pokémon ditto and its beautiful embroidered gold and dark blue silk pillow neatly presented in a box packed the way you would get something to put on an altar
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
mattsheridan.bsky.social
Oh, it turns out you CAN force Google to default to verbatim search. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1204...
You can't do it for all Google, but if you use Chrome, you can set it as the Omn... | Hacker News
news.ycombinator.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
Sandwich stole a toilet paper roll!!!
a little white dog on the couch with a toilet paper roll sticking straight out of the front of her mouth. she is facing left a little white dog on the couch with a toilet paper roll sticking straight out of the front of her mouth. she is facing the camera
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
brujofaolan.bsky.social
Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
etheringtonbros.bsky.social
Our feature tutorial/artist for today is this excellent set of notes on SKIN TONES by @deluxepeach! #conceptart #gamedev #animationdev #gameart #tutorial #indiegame #comicart #characterdesign #illustration
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 AM
magicmetalbird.com
everyone's getting new pokemon merch and korea gets the fertility god effigy
A high-gloss ceramic sculpture of the Pokémon ditto sitting on a beautiful embroidered gold and dark blue silk pillow like it is a sacred object A high-gloss ceramic sculpture of the Pokémon ditto and its beautiful embroidered gold and dark blue silk pillow neatly presented in a box packed the way you would get something to put on an altar
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
when you fuck up typing a word so badly that spellcheck's like 🤷 you're on your own for this one
February 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
pissing off an entire generation of platform nomads will surely have no negative repercussions on discord whatsoever
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
happy most satisfyingly laid out calendar month ever to those who celebrate
A screenshot from my calendar app showing the month of February 2026 where the first begins on Sunday and the 28th ends on a Saturday, perfectly filling up the grid with with no blank spaces in the first or last week. It is extremely satisfying to look at
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
I love being fucking gay
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
I will die stanning the CSP grass brush
black and white drawing with clip studio paint grass brush converted to halftone then scraped
July 27, 2023 at 5:04 PM
magicmetalbird.com
I have been fighting for my life with the same paragraph for three days and I refuse to scrap it because its PARTS are good. trust me
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
hollowoak.bsky.social
🧵 on volunteering
gvaughnjoy.bsky.social Dr. Vaughn Joy @gvaughnjoy.bsky.social · 4d
This is for people who need honesty:

Do you want to help but don't know how? Have you not volunteered since community service was required in high school but want to? Do you desperately want to do something but the idea of giving up your only free time is a big hurdle?

I got you.
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
magicmetalbird.com
I love being fucking gay
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
magicmetalbird.com
any canadian who was raised here who says they haven't ever once eaten snow is a fucking liar and is not to be trusted
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
magicmetalbird.com
Age verification?

I have the omg hat on gaia online
cindyphanauthor.com Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 3d
Age verification?

There was only one Jurassic Park movie and it was such a massive hit the local news devoted a whole segment to it finally premiering on cable TV.
creepingforscalemodels.com Creepingfreely4u2 @creepingforscalemodels.com · 3d
Age Verification?

I remember when was Toonami was originally cancelled
February 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
magicmetalbird.com
pissing off an entire generation of platform nomads will surely have no negative repercussions on discord whatsoever
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
InsertAnInvert2024

Relationships week 4: Housing

Mud-nest harvester (quindina limbata)

This little guy has a solution to dealing with landlords: live under a log or something. Just build a house with mud. Problem solved. 👍
a mud-nest harvestman saying, "housing's DIRT cheap down here"
February 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
my husband dropped a piece of bread and didn't notice until he looked over and saw that the sandwich bread had become Sandwich bread
sandwich the little white shih-poo on a big IKEA throw pillow that she uses as a bed in the kitchen. She is guarding an end piece of sandwich bread, looking up with a guilty expression, and guarding. her rare whale eye is accentuated by her strabismus. This is the expression of an animal who is fully aware that she is committing a crime
February 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
umvelhomistico.bsky.social
ARTE
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
sorry for the lack of art I'm on a waitlist for a surgeon for my drawing hand ;-;

here's a notebook page full of pigeons I doodled a while back while waiting on hold for customer support
a dotted notebook featuring thin black lined pigeon drawing with various levels of realism. one of of a pouter with its crop out. it say show boat next to it. one is a close-up of a tumbler's head and top part of neck. one is in a comfortable nesting position. one is viewed from a 3/4 angle from behind as it lands. one has its head tucked in and is labelled orb. one is seated and looking o the right and dr4awn more daintily. one is seen in an over the shoulder drawing looking like its head is completely empty. one is shown with a close-up and is frowning. it says no.
March 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
'sup? I'm Alex. I'm a classically trained painter working on comics and stuff. 💖

I like dogs more than people but I'm still down to be friends lol

paging @aaronschmit.bsky.social dude post your stuff here!
two bark scorpions engaged in a mating ritual. they're holding hands a bridge crossing a river with a lot of biodiversity an acrylic octopus painting with a lot of impasto technique an ink and watercolour painting of a mola mola ocean sunfish coasting along as it sunbathes
February 6, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Reposted by MagicMetalBird 🐑
magicmetalbird.com
sosig
An old meme of Gordon Ramsay, holding a sausage on a fork, captioned "sausage" but spelled S-O-S-I-G. the sausage has been replaced with an image of Portia the rabbit lounging in a way that makes her look like a sausage
March 11, 2024 at 11:33 AM