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MagicMetalBird 🐑
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🔞 Sandwich is my dog.
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MagicMetalBird 🐑 @magicmetalbird.com · Apr 18
'sup I'm alex and I love weird little guys
a pointillism ink drawing in sailor manyo sumire blue ink of a mola mola ocean sunfish a vinegaroon carrying its young. they're in sch a large number that it's difficult to count them. they're all bickering and whining because of the long trip. their speech bubbles say no YOU started it! stop hitting me! mom. MOM. MOM!! I'm hungry I feel sick Are we there yet? and I have to pee. the image is drawn with blue lines and shaded with a blue halftone pattern an orca chomping on some plastic ocean trash. it has a triumphant expression on its face and has a large CHOMP onomatopoeia over its head a gouache painting of a pigeon with its head pulled in close to its body so it looks silly and round. it is over a square flat turquoise background
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good morning
grass, a tree, and a power line pole in front of a city street with a boring normcore grey car in the background. three small raccoons at the base of a tree in the dim early dawn light. two are gripping the base of the tree and peeking out from behind it but looking kind of past the viewer. and one is on the grass facing away from the camera.
July 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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good morning bluesky
A shih poo from behind. She's leaning on the armrest of a creamy buttery yellow couch, and pondering. Her elbow is sticking out like people's and it's funny
November 16, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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robcruickshank.bsky.social
toronto Clear Sky chart showing all white squares for tonight, meaing total cloud cover old man yells at cloud from the Simpsons
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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creators with health and retirement benefits earning a livable wage
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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he died for our sins 😔
a terrifying cursed happy vintage for-children rabbit hat or coat peg. it's cute in a terrifying old art for kids kind of way. it's a happy beige bunny in a green cardigan with a white shirt that has a ruffled collar and sleeves. it's wearing a cute red ribbon around its neck. the pegs are going through the wrists , elbows, and chest, making it look like it's been crucified.
September 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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canadiana
A back alley entrance of an urban Canadian home. There is a driveway where a canoe is rested upside down. A snow shovel is propped up in the corner even though it's summer Underpass street art covered with tags. Street art that looks like cave paintings of bison painted on the concrete walls of the underpass have been tagged with local artist tags. They all used the original artist's painting as a canvas to fill together An urban back alley rear of a home. A fire exit coming from the second story tells us that this house has been converted into separate units and rented to tenants. A bicycle is locked to the iron railing of the fire escape. A hockey stick is leaning on the back of the shed.
September 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I LOVE MY FUCKING SISTERS
A screenshot from WhatsApp of a little dude shooting 1 million hearts from his hands. My sister posted and then writes kame hame heart referencing Dragon Ball Z
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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you know what we're doing now that NaNo's fucking dead
A parody of canadian no name brand's format. It says no name writing month in black helvetica text over yellow
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I promise I'm a visual artist I'm just burnt out, debilitated by long COVID, and also have an injured drawing hand

pls have old fat pikachu wheat paste from a million years ago
a large cut out and wheat pasted fat pikachu drawn hastily with a brush and india ink. he's wearing swim trunks and sunglasses and is on a surfboard. he also has two zinc patches on his cheeks. chooks, if you will
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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impossible
the black haired guy from witch hat atelier talking to the white haired guy from witch hat atelier. he's saying be straight with me
September 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Happy birthday, Sandwich!!
An ink drawing of a little white dog sleeping on a blanket. She is scruffy and textured
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Fucktangular.
"One of my students has used the word 'fucktangural' in an informal essay to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. I am in the presence of greatness and I am stealing this word." - screenshot from Hanne Blank's post in some social media, maybe Xitter.
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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+++blood pressure from dealing with unnecessarily complicated hospital paperwork continuing to disregard the legal name on my health card
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I'm gonna make the derpiest fanart and I can't wait
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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you should be legally allowed to kill anyone who uploads an HDR video
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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In the coming months there will be a massive bailout for AI firms. No crumbs will be left for any but the already obscenely wealthy. The coffers for everyone else will be empty. And democratic leadership will tell you this is all for the best. The alternative would be worse. These will all be lies
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I FUCKING SNIPED A REPRO SELECT FOR 300 CAD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH SCREAMING HAS HAPPENED
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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🐡 🎨 InsertAnInvert 2024

Blobfest, week 4: Blobbageddon 🤘🦠

golden star tunicate (botryllus schlosseri)
a golden star tunicate that looks like if corals and flowers had some sort of bastard offspring in the most adorable way. it's just a little blob. it could be a a big blob. there's a lot of hatching. the whole thing is drawn in blue lines and shaded with blue halftone and squiggles
December 12, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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🎨 InsertAnInvert 2024

Deep sea week 1: lensless

fuzzy nautilus (allonautilus scrobiculatus)
a fuzzy nautilus facing right. it is drawn with blue lines and shaded with blue halftone.
October 24, 2024 at 10:11 AM
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Happy birthday, Sandwich!!
An ink drawing of a little white dog sleeping on a blanket. She is scruffy and textured
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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good morning from Sandwich
An over the shoulder shot of a fluffy beige and white shih-poo clipped more like a poodle than a shih tzu. Her butthole is in full view. She is looking at the viewer over her shoulder, and holding the biggest lamb ear they had in the bulk bins at the pet shop
November 10, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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good morning from Sandwich
A little white dog looking at the camera and happily placing her paw on my hand. There is an underlying air of expectation A little white dog with her head tilted and at an angle. She has strabismus in her left eye and it is particularly far to the left right now revealing a lot of the white in her eye.
September 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I AM TIRED OF EARTH.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
A blue dude popping his booty flipping double birds on mars
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM