"ohhhh you never go outside ohhhhhhh how will you ever find love" umm the postmates guy literally just asked if i was single??

you know what happened to macbeth? he had crones disease

albert jazeera

had the kind of week that made me think maybe the road was less traveled because it sucked

spoken word out
spook worden in

MOUSE NOT JAIL! MOUSE NOT JAIL! MOUSE NOT JAIL!

LIFE HACK: you can use your whole car as a trash can

Twilight turned out to be one of the most important movies of our time.
Not because it was good, but because it gave Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart the freedom to make whatever weird freaky shit about weird horrible people they wanted to and it turns out they were actually born for that.

Kraven (2024) is a trailblazing film. No other movie has so bravely depicted thousands of African buffalo living in Eastern Russia. Do they explain this? No. But that’s part of the bravery.

Gladiator 2 is the movie America’s young men need right now because it’s about how getting to fight your stepdad is less emotionally satisfying than you think it will be

Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.

Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

if i've learned one thing from doing union stuff while also doing other forms of organizing, it's that you're better off with people you disagree with who are nevertheless trying to do the same thing as you than with people you agree with who aren't trying to do anything

the problem with tackling "wasteful government bureaucracy" is it's like deleting files from your computer called hostserver.dll that look useless and take up a lot of space and then your computer stops working

the new giant pigeon sculpture does not disappoint