Ted Lasso’s Mustache
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“Be curious, not judgmental” Foul mouthed, left-handed, non conforming, liberal, atheistic bourbon drinker. Follow at your own peril. #flyeaglesfly
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If you continue to vote for people who have never walked in your shoes and then you’re surprised that they legislate in a way that hurts you, you’re the problem.
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Daily Beast: A shaken Mike Johnson says he’s deeply disappointed the Senate’s Epstein bill did not have “revisions”, and now Johnson says he and Trump have concerns. The strategy was to keep the bill ping ponging back and forth with minor adjustments while Trump said “release the files”.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Daily Beast: A shaken Mike Johnson says he’s deeply disappointed the Senate’s Epstein bill did not have “revisions”, and now Johnson says he and Trump have concerns. The strategy was to keep the bill ping ponging back and forth with minor adjustments while Trump said “release the files”.
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Oh.
My.
God.
My.
God.
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Oh.
My.
God.
My.
God.
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"Quiet, piggy!"
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THIS!! I would like to hear from men. Seriously.
Honest to god. It’s insanely problematic nobody checks Trump on his misogyny. This creep is the example for how millions of young boys think they should treat girls, and for how millions of young girls think they should be treated. Burn the patriarchy to the ground.
#momsky
#momsky
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
THIS!! I would like to hear from men. Seriously.
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I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
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God, yes!!
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
God, yes!!
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I have a show Saturday night in Anaheim, CA. Only my second show of my new tour. I’m 80% nervous and 20% excited. No wait, make that 30% nervous and 70% excited. No wait…it keeps changing. I LOVE DOIN STAND UP! 💕🎤
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I have a show Saturday night in Anaheim, CA. Only my second show of my new tour. I’m 80% nervous and 20% excited. No wait, make that 30% nervous and 70% excited. No wait…it keeps changing. I LOVE DOIN STAND UP! 💕🎤
This times 1000000000
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This times 1000000000
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An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
Something is rotten in Denmark (or with this whole Epstein bill). This is moving through congress way too easily which likely means they’ve scrubbed every name that matters to MAGA.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Something is rotten in Denmark (or with this whole Epstein bill). This is moving through congress way too easily which likely means they’ve scrubbed every name that matters to MAGA.
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Doxies are big little dogs! They hold their own!
(Have been owned by several.)
(Have been owned by several.)
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Doxies are big little dogs! They hold their own!
(Have been owned by several.)
(Have been owned by several.)
People who block replies are cunts
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
People who block replies are cunts
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The Eagles are in unprecedented territory: in the Super Bowl era,they’ve never held a five-game division lead after 10 games. Even their best seasons—2004, 2017, 2022—never reached that cushion. What you’re seeing now is truly historic for Philly. Go Birds! #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly #PhiladelphiaEagles
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Eagles are in unprecedented territory: in the Super Bowl era,they’ve never held a five-game division lead after 10 games. Even their best seasons—2004, 2017, 2022—never reached that cushion. What you’re seeing now is truly historic for Philly. Go Birds! #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly #PhiladelphiaEagles
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If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
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Again, can you imagine if a writer of color, a Black reporter specifically, did what Olivia Nuzzi did, what would happen to her career?
Would she be rehabilitated in less than a year? Hired by Vanity Fair? Given a book deal? A NYT puff piece?
It's a big club and we ain't in it.
Would she be rehabilitated in less than a year? Hired by Vanity Fair? Given a book deal? A NYT puff piece?
It's a big club and we ain't in it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Again, can you imagine if a writer of color, a Black reporter specifically, did what Olivia Nuzzi did, what would happen to her career?
Would she be rehabilitated in less than a year? Hired by Vanity Fair? Given a book deal? A NYT puff piece?
It's a big club and we ain't in it.
Would she be rehabilitated in less than a year? Hired by Vanity Fair? Given a book deal? A NYT puff piece?
It's a big club and we ain't in it.
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TV journalists study all their lives at schools like Yale or Harvard to get on TV when they could’ve just taken a shortcut like me and led police on a high speed chase.
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
TV journalists study all their lives at schools like Yale or Harvard to get on TV when they could’ve just taken a shortcut like me and led police on a high speed chase.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Mike Johnson is not the Johnson who spent July 4 in Moscow, that was Senator Ron Johnson. If you're having trouble keeping your Johnsons straight Lauren Boebert will be happy to lend a hand.
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Mike Johnson is not the Johnson who spent July 4 in Moscow, that was Senator Ron Johnson. If you're having trouble keeping your Johnsons straight Lauren Boebert will be happy to lend a hand.
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I think I agree with that because they did absolutely nothing
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think I agree with that because they did absolutely nothing
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My husband is currently losing an argument with a corgi.
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My husband is currently losing an argument with a corgi.
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heard screaming outside and I thought some guys were going to fight but they were just gearing up for an EAGLES chant lmao
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
heard screaming outside and I thought some guys were going to fight but they were just gearing up for an EAGLES chant lmao