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There are some who call me . . .
"Mike"
#1 Goof
"Mike"
#1 Goof
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It doesn't end with the illegal immigrants folks, it's actually just the beginning.
June 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It doesn't end with the illegal immigrants folks, it's actually just the beginning.
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
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Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"
Reminder: Strict dress codes are just another employment barrier...
No holes or obscene language is one thing, maybe, but anything more, the buisness needs to be providing the uniform at that point.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
No holes or obscene language is one thing, maybe, but anything more, the buisness needs to be providing the uniform at that point.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Starbucks Tightens Dress-Code Rules for Its Baristas
Starbucks Corp. is updating its dress code for baristas to make it more consistent across North American stores, part of a broader plan to revive sales by revamping the look and feel of cafes.
www.bloomberg.com
April 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Reminder: Strict dress codes are just another employment barrier...
No holes or obscene language is one thing, maybe, but anything more, the buisness needs to be providing the uniform at that point.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
No holes or obscene language is one thing, maybe, but anything more, the buisness needs to be providing the uniform at that point.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
"Gambling with WWIII"
He doesnt want to lead. He just wants to feel like a big manly man by carelessly using people's lives...
He doesnt want to lead. He just wants to feel like a big manly man by carelessly using people's lives...
March 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"Gambling with WWIII"
He doesnt want to lead. He just wants to feel like a big manly man by carelessly using people's lives...
He doesnt want to lead. He just wants to feel like a big manly man by carelessly using people's lives...
February 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Me: Sorry, I can't come to work today. My cat is doing the thing again.
Boss: Where she's made of stardust and dreams and magic beyond human comprehension?
Me: Yeah
Boss: Understandable. See you tomorrow.
Boss: Where she's made of stardust and dreams and magic beyond human comprehension?
Me: Yeah
Boss: Understandable. See you tomorrow.
February 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Me: Sorry, I can't come to work today. My cat is doing the thing again.
Boss: Where she's made of stardust and dreams and magic beyond human comprehension?
Me: Yeah
Boss: Understandable. See you tomorrow.
Boss: Where she's made of stardust and dreams and magic beyond human comprehension?
Me: Yeah
Boss: Understandable. See you tomorrow.
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American culture can be quirky. Let’s hope it remains true to form.
February 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
American culture can be quirky. Let’s hope it remains true to form.
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Are we kidding?? Gtfo 🙄🙄🙄
I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon
www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
Google Maps to rename 'Gulf of Mexico' to 'Gulf of America' for US users
Google Maps will change the name of "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of America" once it is officially updated in the U.S. Geographic Names System, it said in an X post on Monday.
www.reuters.com
January 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are we kidding?? Gtfo 🙄🙄🙄
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Big Companies in 2020: "We are committed to learning & growing. Here is our plan to support diversity and inclusion in our company."
The same big companies in January of 2025: "WHEW! GLAD THAT'S OVER!" *Tosses diversity plan and staff out*
The same big companies in January of 2025: "WHEW! GLAD THAT'S OVER!" *Tosses diversity plan and staff out*
January 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Big Companies in 2020: "We are committed to learning & growing. Here is our plan to support diversity and inclusion in our company."
The same big companies in January of 2025: "WHEW! GLAD THAT'S OVER!" *Tosses diversity plan and staff out*
The same big companies in January of 2025: "WHEW! GLAD THAT'S OVER!" *Tosses diversity plan and staff out*
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Look. If you play a game on easy...you're gaming. If you play it on hard, you're gaming. The only way that you're not gaming...is if you're actually not gaming👀
January 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Look. If you play a game on easy...you're gaming. If you play it on hard, you're gaming. The only way that you're not gaming...is if you're actually not gaming👀
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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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Instead of relegating apartments to car-choked arterials, more people should have a chance to live along pedestrian streets.
January 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Instead of relegating apartments to car-choked arterials, more people should have a chance to live along pedestrian streets.
I'd say children have gotten ahold of government, but actual children are busy fighting for real change or getting shot for some reason...
I will forgive and forget January 6th when I’m dead.
January 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'd say children have gotten ahold of government, but actual children are busy fighting for real change or getting shot for some reason...
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you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
theonion.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
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Detective on tv: Suspect is not what we'd call an organized killer
Me in my lair: OK first off its called executive disfunction and I've started using an app that's better than the last app
Detective: Luckily the victim survived due to the killer somehow forgetting where he put his knife
Me: ableism
Me in my lair: OK first off its called executive disfunction and I've started using an app that's better than the last app
Detective: Luckily the victim survived due to the killer somehow forgetting where he put his knife
Me: ableism
January 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Detective on tv: Suspect is not what we'd call an organized killer
Me in my lair: OK first off its called executive disfunction and I've started using an app that's better than the last app
Detective: Luckily the victim survived due to the killer somehow forgetting where he put his knife
Me: ableism
Me in my lair: OK first off its called executive disfunction and I've started using an app that's better than the last app
Detective: Luckily the victim survived due to the killer somehow forgetting where he put his knife
Me: ableism
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tired of rich men using our world as their toilet
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
tired of rich men using our world as their toilet
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METAPHOR ALERT
SpaceX Starship Flight test 7 breaks up in the atmosphere over the Turks and Caicos.
January 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
METAPHOR ALERT