Leslie Townsend
@lwct.bsky.social
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Thanks for reading, Mr. President
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Thanks for reading, Mr. President
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ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%
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He thinks there’s a cargo ship full of VCR tapes steaming toward the Port of Blockbuster that he’s going to exact these tariffs upon, doesn’t he
May 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
He thinks there’s a cargo ship full of VCR tapes steaming toward the Port of Blockbuster that he’s going to exact these tariffs upon, doesn’t he
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"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
May 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
Okay but what is the weight from the neck down
April 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Okay but what is the weight from the neck down
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White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
March 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
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Opinion | As a national security hawk, I would rather have a Republican Secretary of Defense accidentally share war plans with the editor of The Atlantic using a government account than have a Democratic Secretary of State share a risotto recipe with friends via her private email.
March 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Opinion | As a national security hawk, I would rather have a Republican Secretary of Defense accidentally share war plans with the editor of The Atlantic using a government account than have a Democratic Secretary of State share a risotto recipe with friends via her private email.
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
More of this, America.
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I'm a one-issue voter and it's "we absolutely need to let banks do mortgage fraud again, it's important." So this is a pretty big day for me.
Russell Vought, the acting director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and one of the authors of Project 2025, just ordered the agency's staff to effectively cease all operations in an org wide email.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/08/u...
Federal Financial Watchdog Ordered to Cease Activity
In an email to staff of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, the agency’s acting director ordered workers to cease “all supervision and examination activity.”
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I'm a one-issue voter and it's "we absolutely need to let banks do mortgage fraud again, it's important." So this is a pretty big day for me.
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Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
January 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
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Pass it on please.
January 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pass it on please.
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GOP members complaining about reduction of military standards while using a chart that misspells the word military!
January 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
GOP members complaining about reduction of military standards while using a chart that misspells the word military!
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(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell
January 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell
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Trump: We will strangle the scarecrow child for national spaghetti purposes
Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically
CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner
NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate
Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund
Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically
CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner
NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate
Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund
January 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Trump: We will strangle the scarecrow child for national spaghetti purposes
Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically
CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner
NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate
Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund
Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically
CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner
NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate
Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund
I’m no scientist but doesn’t flame-cooking mud and sand make bricks and glass?
Genius has thoughts on how to stop the fires
January 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m no scientist but doesn’t flame-cooking mud and sand make bricks and glass?
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Hi, I’m God.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
January 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hi, I’m God.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
When I think about all of the things the internet hath wrought, the greatest thing is not the connectivity or knowledge that can be gleaned; it’s the opinions. Definitely the opinions.
January 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When I think about all of the things the internet hath wrought, the greatest thing is not the connectivity or knowledge that can be gleaned; it’s the opinions. Definitely the opinions.
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Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?
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when smash mouth said 'the years start coming and they don't stop coming' i really felt that
January 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
when smash mouth said 'the years start coming and they don't stop coming' i really felt that
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 6:22 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
A magical thing
And sweet to remember.
"We are nearer to Spring
Than we were in September,”
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
Oliver Herford
December 23, 2024 at 9:57 AM
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
A magical thing
And sweet to remember.
"We are nearer to Spring
Than we were in September,”
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December.
Oliver Herford
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My dad has been trying to decide what movie he wants to watch on tv for 38 years
December 23, 2024 at 7:21 PM
My dad has been trying to decide what movie he wants to watch on tv for 38 years