Brandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️
@inkmasterbator.bsky.social
Chick with a shtick. Filmmaker. Tattoo artist. Check out my standup! https://www.tiktok.com/@inkmasterbator?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
I was naughty this Christmas so now I'm about to get my a$$ torn up.
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was naughty this Christmas so now I'm about to get my a$$ torn up.
Breaking news: After unconfirmed rumors that Santa was smuggling fentanyl into the US, Pete Kegseth has ordered an airstrike on the illegal boarder crosser and serial home invader.
December 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Breaking news: After unconfirmed rumors that Santa was smuggling fentanyl into the US, Pete Kegseth has ordered an airstrike on the illegal boarder crosser and serial home invader.
The way every accusation has been a confession, you can't convince me Trump didn't gift Eric a puppy one Christmas morning, then turn around and eat it at the feast that night.
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The way every accusation has been a confession, you can't convince me Trump didn't gift Eric a puppy one Christmas morning, then turn around and eat it at the feast that night.
"Sunburst orange"? More like Marlboro Red.
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"Sunburst orange"? More like Marlboro Red.
This is the biggest copy paste scandal since that girl used Gorilla Glue in place of hair spray.
December 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is the biggest copy paste scandal since that girl used Gorilla Glue in place of hair spray.
MAGA Christians defending Trump drowning his 13 year old rape victim's baby be like "Whom amongst us hasn't gone a little overboard during the baptism of our illegitimate bastards?"
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
MAGA Christians defending Trump drowning his 13 year old rape victim's baby be like "Whom amongst us hasn't gone a little overboard during the baptism of our illegitimate bastards?"
If it isn't obvious by now, Trump and Republicans spent the last decade smearing LGBTQ+ people as pedos and groomers to distract from their own guilt and I hope they all burn in the hell they supposedly believe in after facing whatever justice we may find on this earth.
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If it isn't obvious by now, Trump and Republicans spent the last decade smearing LGBTQ+ people as pedos and groomers to distract from their own guilt and I hope they all burn in the hell they supposedly believe in after facing whatever justice we may find on this earth.
Nicki Minaj is married and now she's getting in bed with MAGA? More like Nicki Ménage à trois
December 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Nicki Minaj is married and now she's getting in bed with MAGA? More like Nicki Ménage à trois
Dermatologists are like "No, don't pop that!" and then I'm like "Who invited you to this gender reveal party? I'm taking back what has been appropriated from my community!" and then a pregnant lady always runs in and goes "Why is there a tr@nny and a dermatologist in my house?"
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Dermatologists are like "No, don't pop that!" and then I'm like "Who invited you to this gender reveal party? I'm taking back what has been appropriated from my community!" and then a pregnant lady always runs in and goes "Why is there a tr@nny and a dermatologist in my house?"
Between the black and white stripes, being attracted to women a fraction of his age, and actively decomposing, Trump is well on his way to becoming Beetlejuice.
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Between the black and white stripes, being attracted to women a fraction of his age, and actively decomposing, Trump is well on his way to becoming Beetlejuice.
Added a little Rosemary's Baby ditch filler on my clients witchy sleeve.
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Added a little Rosemary's Baby ditch filler on my clients witchy sleeve.
I'm not Christianphobic, I just wouldn't want a youth pastor dating my kids.
December 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm not Christianphobic, I just wouldn't want a youth pastor dating my kids.
This shit looks like a game of Guess Who? except we already know what card they're holding.
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This shit looks like a game of Guess Who? except we already know what card they're holding.
The Trump administration had until today to release the Epstein files but they said it'll be a "couple more weeks", right after they release their concept of a healthcare plan, and $2k tariff checks.
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Trump administration had until today to release the Epstein files but they said it'll be a "couple more weeks", right after they release their concept of a healthcare plan, and $2k tariff checks.
Trump had the Kennedy Center for the Arts renamed after his bloated, decomposing jack-o'-lantern ass, so they should hang his artwork at the entrance for all to see.
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Trump had the Kennedy Center for the Arts renamed after his bloated, decomposing jack-o'-lantern ass, so they should hang his artwork at the entrance for all to see.
As a trans parent I'm reminded how difficult the holidays can be. I asked my kid what he wanted for Christmas and he said skins. He has it so easy today with skins being just a click away. Back in my day, if I wanted skins, I had to lure a size 14 woman into the back of my van!
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
As a trans parent I'm reminded how difficult the holidays can be. I asked my kid what he wanted for Christmas and he said skins. He has it so easy today with skins being just a click away. Back in my day, if I wanted skins, I had to lure a size 14 woman into the back of my van!
Dude whose party has declared war on trans, transes name of Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Dude whose party has declared war on trans, transes name of Kennedy Center.
You had one shot on this thot and you blew it, but you knew it. Tried to tattoo a garter but you should've tried harder. I'd say the idea was sound, but then I spotted the Preparation H in the background?
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You had one shot on this thot and you blew it, but you knew it. Tried to tattoo a garter but you should've tried harder. I'd say the idea was sound, but then I spotted the Preparation H in the background?
The varnish barely had time to dry before someone swooped in on Shredder! I still have the four turtles, for now.
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The varnish barely had time to dry before someone swooped in on Shredder! I still have the four turtles, for now.
It's sad watching society collapse in real time. I'm at the park and I see this guy smoking fentanyl off of aluminum foil, drop his foil, and go into the fenty dance. I go "Hey! There are kids here! You need to be a better example. The recycling bin is right next to you!"
December 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It's sad watching society collapse in real time. I'm at the park and I see this guy smoking fentanyl off of aluminum foil, drop his foil, and go into the fenty dance. I go "Hey! There are kids here! You need to be a better example. The recycling bin is right next to you!"
I don't have the best lighting setup at my home desk, but you get it. Calling it done on Shredder! Any guess who's next?
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I don't have the best lighting setup at my home desk, but you get it. Calling it done on Shredder! Any guess who's next?
Didn't quite finish Shredder today but I got a good portion knocked out.
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Didn't quite finish Shredder today but I got a good portion knocked out.
I'll bet he never has to look for a can opener.
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'll bet he never has to look for a can opener.
I guess since Elon rents them out from donors to have his genetically engineered hellspawn offspring, that makes him a woman now. Her rules, not mine.
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I guess since Elon rents them out from donors to have his genetically engineered hellspawn offspring, that makes him a woman now. Her rules, not mine.
I'm going to leave these up and available as a set of the four originals for one week. $1100 plus shipping. After that I'll be selling them individually for $300 each. Prints will be available soon!
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm going to leave these up and available as a set of the four originals for one week. $1100 plus shipping. After that I'll be selling them individually for $300 each. Prints will be available soon!