Brandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️
@inkmasterbator.bsky.social
Chick with a shtick. Filmmaker. Tattoo artist. Check out my standup! https://www.tiktok.com/@inkmasterbator?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
That face you make when you claim the sanctity of marriage at the all you can eat marriage buffet and the supreme manager cuts you off because you're on your fourth helping of marriage.
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That face you make when you claim the sanctity of marriage at the all you can eat marriage buffet and the supreme manager cuts you off because you're on your fourth helping of marriage.
Trump is sending out $2000 checks? What a coincidence, that's exactly what I charge for a full day of tattooing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Trump is sending out $2000 checks? What a coincidence, that's exactly what I charge for a full day of tattooing.
Fell for it again award winner.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fell for it again award winner.
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“Static” just got selected for Another Hole in the Head Film Festival in San Francisco!!!! 🍻🥂🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“Static” just got selected for Another Hole in the Head Film Festival in San Francisco!!!! 🍻🥂🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾
People keep suggesting I get an adult autism test because of my behavior, but having lived with it this long I'd be scared to take the test and find out that this whole time I've just been an asshole.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
People keep suggesting I get an adult autism test because of my behavior, but having lived with it this long I'd be scared to take the test and find out that this whole time I've just been an asshole.
I've been biking so much I wore the breaks out on my bike and so I've been resorting to the Fred Flintstone method of coming to a stop. Good thing I wear cRocks!
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I've been biking so much I wore the breaks out on my bike and so I've been resorting to the Fred Flintstone method of coming to a stop. Good thing I wear cRocks!
A friend of mine went in for hip surgery and unfortunately ended up losing their leg. So I was like "More like hip-hop surgery. Am I right?"
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A friend of mine went in for hip surgery and unfortunately ended up losing their leg. So I was like "More like hip-hop surgery. Am I right?"
Dick Cheney passed away today. I'd say heaven gained an angel but Saint Peter mistook him for a flock of quails and shot him down to hell.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dick Cheney passed away today. I'd say heaven gained an angel but Saint Peter mistook him for a flock of quails and shot him down to hell.
Halloween isn't over until Ben Tramer gets run over by the Haddonfield PD.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Halloween isn't over until Ben Tramer gets run over by the Haddonfield PD.
I went as slutty Beetlejuice this Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I went as slutty Beetlejuice this Halloween.
Eat the r(e)ich!
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Eat the r(e)ich!
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Having a fun day w/ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social 💜
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Having a fun day w/ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social 💜
This exercising thing is really starting to pay off, I found a dollar on the bike trail!
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This exercising thing is really starting to pay off, I found a dollar on the bike trail!
Hollywood's idea of trans representation is like "Ok. We're making a show about five trans women that move to the big city to live it up! And we're calling it Two and a Half Men"
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hollywood's idea of trans representation is like "Ok. We're making a show about five trans women that move to the big city to live it up! And we're calling it Two and a Half Men"
I'm just gonna come out and say it, my deadname was "Randy". Folks always trying to guess my dead name like "I bet it was Brandon". Like they think when you transition, you pick a new name by chopping part of it off. Not all trans people do, but I chose to keep the "d".
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm just gonna come out and say it, my deadname was "Randy". Folks always trying to guess my dead name like "I bet it was Brandon". Like they think when you transition, you pick a new name by chopping part of it off. Not all trans people do, but I chose to keep the "d".
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It's not lost on me that the part of the White House we are destroying is the part that has to do with women's history in the White House.
NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing.
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October 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It's not lost on me that the part of the White House we are destroying is the part that has to do with women's history in the White House.
Went fishing one time and caught the biggest fish I ever caught. My dad goes "Hey! You can't eat that, it's full of mercury". So instead of eating it, I got it stuffed. Now I got a singing wall bass shaped thermometer.
October 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Went fishing one time and caught the biggest fish I ever caught. My dad goes "Hey! You can't eat that, it's full of mercury". So instead of eating it, I got it stuffed. Now I got a singing wall bass shaped thermometer.
We just got Static into the Buried Alive! Horror Film Festival! Can we get a "Hell yeah!"?
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We just got Static into the Buried Alive! Horror Film Festival! Can we get a "Hell yeah!"?
When there's something strange in your neighborhood... it's just me, y'all.
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When there's something strange in your neighborhood... it's just me, y'all.
Art the Clown neck collar in progress.
October 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Art the Clown neck collar in progress.
The US bombing boats they say are bringing drugs into the US shows just how far gone this country is when we're attacking the CIA.
October 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The US bombing boats they say are bringing drugs into the US shows just how far gone this country is when we're attacking the CIA.
I guess those Young Republicans who's Hitler worshipping messages got leaked really are "Just kids" as JD Vance put it, despite them all being on their thirties, when you consider the average age of a US representative is 147.
October 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I guess those Young Republicans who's Hitler worshipping messages got leaked really are "Just kids" as JD Vance put it, despite them all being on their thirties, when you consider the average age of a US representative is 147.
Out riding my bike and accidentally nearly ran over a snake. I didn't want it bitting my ankles and, y'all, the way my legs went up in the air so fast for that snake, you'd think I was about to get laid.
October 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Out riding my bike and accidentally nearly ran over a snake. I didn't want it bitting my ankles and, y'all, the way my legs went up in the air so fast for that snake, you'd think I was about to get laid.
I guess that explains why I always thought the Pac-Man eating pellets sound goes "Maga-maga-maga" 🤔
October 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I guess that explains why I always thought the Pac-Man eating pellets sound goes "Maga-maga-maga" 🤔
Where's my City of the Living Dead/Gates of Hell fans?
October 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Where's my City of the Living Dead/Gates of Hell fans?