hot jumpin beans
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why was the bench still warm? who had been there?
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Why are all of my work rectangles also my fuck around rectangles. These should be different rectangles.
July 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Why are all of my work rectangles also my fuck around rectangles. These should be different rectangles.
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Telling me "the subway is so dangerous now" is my immediate sign that you need your TV taken away and your news algorithm adjusted www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...?
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Telling me "the subway is so dangerous now" is my immediate sign that you need your TV taken away and your news algorithm adjusted www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...?
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Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.
June 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.
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Every time you buy a Harry Potter product, you are financing the dismantling of trans rights
!["About the fund. The J.K. Rowling Women's Fund (JKRWF) offers legal funding support to individuals and organisations fighting to retain women's sex-based rights [...]. It provides women with the means and confidence to bring to justice cases that make legal precedents, force policy change, and make positive contributions to women's lives in the future."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qjkl4nmqbvelhqr3jzm2bm63/bafkreigkfhjbyner5wkm2x4by7xh6utgzhcirktzrci524sifypbpeimjm@jpeg)
May 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Every time you buy a Harry Potter product, you are financing the dismantling of trans rights
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hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
May 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
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It shouldn't have to be said but if you're law enforcement and you have to cover up your face while doing your job, you are not the good guys in this situation.
May 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It shouldn't have to be said but if you're law enforcement and you have to cover up your face while doing your job, you are not the good guys in this situation.
read this; throw phone into quarry; try not to cry. parenting through the decline and fall of civilization, am i right?
There was no video. “That’s when I learned why my VPN had gone down. It wasn’t the VPN. Someone had shut off my Wifi.”
New at The Watch:
A Texas attorney gave some free legal advice to an undocumented family. Then two law enforcement officers showed up at his door.
radleybalko.substack.com/p/the-courag...
A Texas attorney gave some free legal advice to an undocumented family. Then two law enforcement officers showed up at his door.
radleybalko.substack.com/p/the-courag...
April 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
read this; throw phone into quarry; try not to cry. parenting through the decline and fall of civilization, am i right?
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
help i’m in the bluey subreddit again
April 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
help i’m in the bluey subreddit again
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NC voters please do this. you can prevent your own disenfranchisement
April 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
NC voters please do this. you can prevent your own disenfranchisement
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Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
April 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
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Huge day for that one species of moth that lives in empty wallets
April 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Huge day for that one species of moth that lives in empty wallets
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Define Antisemitism Correctly Again
April 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Define Antisemitism Correctly Again
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party last night went off.. Everyone crawling over each other. until smoke came through the wall then we all took a nap wait dude are we bees
April 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
party last night went off.. Everyone crawling over each other. until smoke came through the wall then we all took a nap wait dude are we bees
the most important part of this article is that it uses the term “Donald J. slump”
Target foot traffic falls for the eighth consecutive week after the retailer ended its DEI programs. Meanwhile at Costco, which kept its DEI programs, foot traffic has been up for 13th straight weeks.
Target can't get its footing after its DEI program demise and a 40-day boycott against the retailer. Foot traffic at stores is down for the eighth consecutive week
For the week that began March 17, foot traffic fell 5.7% YoY for Target, according to data from Placer.ai.
fortune.com
April 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
the most important part of this article is that it uses the term “Donald J. slump”
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NEW: The entire CDC #FOIA office — nearly two dozen people — received RIF notices. FOIA personnel at FDA and NIH were also dismissed. The CDC has seen a massive uptick in FOIA requests this year. It’s the second busiest year since Covid.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Top US Drug, Tobacco Regulators Cut as RFK Jr. Reshapes Health Agency
First came Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s ouster of a top official at the Department of Health and Human Services’ vaccine division. Then, the HHS chief axed the people overseeing new drug reviews and tobacc...
www.bloomberg.com
April 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
NEW: The entire CDC #FOIA office — nearly two dozen people — received RIF notices. FOIA personnel at FDA and NIH were also dismissed. The CDC has seen a massive uptick in FOIA requests this year. It’s the second busiest year since Covid.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
the best part of my job is when men in their sixties tell me how to do it
March 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
the best part of my job is when men in their sixties tell me how to do it
so this cancels out sending ej back to the avs and scooty loots to toronto, huh? come to philly and wear a dunce hat on the bench instead of playing🙂
Still no shifts for Cam York with four minutes gone in the second period. Looks like this was not a one-period thing. He's sitting the whole game, it appears.
March 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
so this cancels out sending ej back to the avs and scooty loots to toronto, huh? come to philly and wear a dunce hat on the bench instead of playing🙂
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me coming in guns-a-blazing, with absolute certainty and confidence that what I say next will eliminate any doubt about my competence
March 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
me coming in guns-a-blazing, with absolute certainty and confidence that what I say next will eliminate any doubt about my competence
i miss the days when the internet hippo was able to tweet nothing but “the ass is the father of the legs”
Musk suffers from the same delusion as his fans: he imagines he knows things because he has money. This has caused him to repeatedly embarrass himself publicly, and the humiliation makes him more resentful of criticism instead of triggering self reflection. He shouldn't be anywhere near government
March 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i miss the days when the internet hippo was able to tweet nothing but “the ass is the father of the legs”
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Your actual Prince of Wales www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/showbiz...
Michael Sheen pays off hundreds of people's debts in 'extraordinary gesture'
"We can't keep waiting and hoping that things will get better"
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
March 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Your actual Prince of Wales www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/showbiz...
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LOCK TF IN TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
LOCK TF IN TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!