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Lucy Jay 🌞
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🛣️ Jersey Native 🗣️
🌁 Gay in the Bay 🌈
😻 Extremely Proud Cat Lady!
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January 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I don't know who made this, but it's a handy list for us to keep track.
January 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
YouTube video by The Onion
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January 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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This is grossly irresponsible reporting by the AP. What’s being offered is not a buyout. The deal is if you agree to resign in September you can continue working remotely until then. There is no buyout or severance.
January 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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This I love. And resemble more each day.
January 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Helpful!
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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nice job gang
January 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Daily reminder.
January 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
PALM BEACH, FL—Telling reporters about his revamped beauty routine as he lavished praise upon the social media platform he once tried to ban as president, a Vaseline-covered Donald Trump publicly reve...
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January 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Lmao only inauguration coverage I’m following is @theonion.com
January 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Hey, couple notes on your post. Personally I think it's fine. Totally get it. But someone I imagined, in my head, might not like it. They haven't seen it yet but I'm just saying, if they did. They might freak out a little bit. Anyway take it down or I'm calling the cops
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Cecile Richards, the former president of Planned Parenthood, has died at the age of 67 after a battle with brain cancer.
Cecile Richards, Ex-President Of Planned Parenthood, Dies At 67
"Our hearts are broken today but no words can do justice to the joy she brought to our lives," her family said in a post on social media.
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January 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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*seeing another wave of users join the platform* maybe these will be the good ones
January 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions

Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed

Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM