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Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent — Judge Judy
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watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
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BG rocking one of the best hats I’ve ever seen
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
BG rocking one of the best hats I’ve ever seen
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NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation.
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation.
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
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We had a good time talking to Stefan Fatsis about the weirdos who make the dictionary, the way language works, and whether NFL kickers are too good now. (They are not.) A fun episode: defector.com/the-man-who-...
The Man Who Defined "Sheeple," With Stefan Fatsis | Defector
Stefan Fatsis went 17 years between books, but you wouldn’t say that he was taking it easy. He was on NPR and co-hosted Slate’s Hang Up and Listen podcast for many years, and was writing big feature s...
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November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We had a good time talking to Stefan Fatsis about the weirdos who make the dictionary, the way language works, and whether NFL kickers are too good now. (They are not.) A fun episode: defector.com/the-man-who-...
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Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
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cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs
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I think it's @cooperlund.online who first pointed out that they're not so much interested in fascism as generating fascist content
Pretty clear Stephen Miller, Noem, Hegseth and Trump are trying to provoke a Civil War at this point. What's interesting is they want to do it now, because even though they're unpopular, they seem to believe this is the most popular they'll be ever again. We can't let them win.
This is a breathtaking abuse of the law and power by the President of the United States.
America is on the brink of martial law.
Do not be silent.
America is on the brink of martial law.
Do not be silent.
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I think it's @cooperlund.online who first pointed out that they're not so much interested in fascism as generating fascist content
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It's becoming clear that this is not an administration that is popular or skilled enough to do the consolidation needed to implement actual fascism, so they've decided that constantly creating fascism-flavored content is good enough
September 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It's becoming clear that this is not an administration that is popular or skilled enough to do the consolidation needed to implement actual fascism, so they've decided that constantly creating fascism-flavored content is good enough
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Far too many people in the US are already totally untethered from reality. Enter AI:
October 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Far too many people in the US are already totally untethered from reality. Enter AI:
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
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Now this is a journalist who deserves respect.
August 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Now this is a journalist who deserves respect.
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Our press is absolutely stupid enough to rally around the flag and Support Da Troopz if we go to war with Iran. Jake Tapper will make the sad eyes if anyone points out that same military is being used to occupy an American city for the stupid orange dictator they enabled.
June 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Our press is absolutely stupid enough to rally around the flag and Support Da Troopz if we go to war with Iran. Jake Tapper will make the sad eyes if anyone points out that same military is being used to occupy an American city for the stupid orange dictator they enabled.
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Notice none of the Philly signs are mentioning the 76ers.
Yet another humiliation.
Yet another humiliation.
June 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Notice none of the Philly signs are mentioning the 76ers.
Yet another humiliation.
Yet another humiliation.
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This morning in the garden.
June 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This morning in the garden.
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[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling]
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling]
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
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IT'S HERE: The McMansionization of the White House, or: Regional Car Dealership Rococo, a Treatise
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May 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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i could fix dedra meero
April 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i could fix dedra meero