Tyrant
@loudtyrantyouth.bsky.social
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Just destroyed my son’s lemonade stand on Yelp
July 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Just destroyed my son’s lemonade stand on Yelp
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I would take a bullet for every woman on earth. But the only man I would take a bullet for is Ronald McDonald. And I have taken five.
July 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I would take a bullet for every woman on earth. But the only man I would take a bullet for is Ronald McDonald. And I have taken five.
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"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives
June 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives
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I would never want to go on a date with The Kool-Aid man partially because he is a large juice but mainly because I think the financial strain from the wall repair bills would cause issues in our relationship.
November 13, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I would never want to go on a date with The Kool-Aid man partially because he is a large juice but mainly because I think the financial strain from the wall repair bills would cause issues in our relationship.
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People take air traffic control so seriously. Just have fun with it
November 14, 2024 at 5:32 AM
People take air traffic control so seriously. Just have fun with it
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This is what early bluesky was like, in many ways
November 11, 2024 at 2:37 PM
This is what early bluesky was like, in many ways
@sirensbooks.bsky.social BUT DID U DIE
November 14, 2024 at 2:14 PM
@sirensbooks.bsky.social BUT DID U DIE
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another kid at daycare taught my son to say “actually” and now it’s like I have a tiny little reply guy in my house
October 19, 2024 at 1:58 AM
another kid at daycare taught my son to say “actually” and now it’s like I have a tiny little reply guy in my house
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yourfragilehands tapes available now online and at shows <3
October 19, 2024 at 2:06 AM
yourfragilehands tapes available now online and at shows <3
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Wait... where are the porn bots and crypto posts?
And you call this a social media platform... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And you call this a social media platform... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a man in a suit is standing in a living room .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a living room .
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Wait... where are the porn bots and crypto posts?
And you call this a social media platform... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And you call this a social media platform... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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yeah…I’m talking to him again
yeah i broke up with him last week 💁🏻♀️
you either had a rough enough day your partner is “Maybe Satan” on snap or you aren’t me
October 19, 2024 at 2:53 AM
yeah…I’m talking to him again
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Virgo: Your subscription to reality has been cancelled. If you feel this has been done in error, text HELP to the burning eyes in the darkness of The Void.
June 16, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Virgo: Your subscription to reality has been cancelled. If you feel this has been done in error, text HELP to the burning eyes in the darkness of The Void.
yeah i broke up with him last week 💁🏻♀️
you either had a rough enough day your partner is “Maybe Satan” on snap or you aren’t me
April 15, 2024 at 12:40 AM
yeah i broke up with him last week 💁🏻♀️
you either had a rough enough day your partner is “Maybe Satan” on snap or you aren’t me
January 31, 2024 at 5:16 PM
you either had a rough enough day your partner is “Maybe Satan” on snap or you aren’t me
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I am told that the headlines really undersell how rad my tattoo is. I agree.
January 12, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I am told that the headlines really undersell how rad my tattoo is. I agree.
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if ur not spending day one of finals pounding pepto and cold&sinus meds, wyd
December 7, 2023 at 1:16 PM
if ur not spending day one of finals pounding pepto and cold&sinus meds, wyd
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i guessss you can hold my normal nose too
November 27, 2023 at 4:43 AM
i guessss you can hold my normal nose too
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To a pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To an optimist, the glass is half full.
To an engineer, the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
To an optimist, the glass is half full.
To an engineer, the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
November 26, 2023 at 6:06 PM
To a pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To an optimist, the glass is half full.
To an engineer, the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
To an optimist, the glass is half full.
To an engineer, the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
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me, bent over and out of breath next to ice cream truck: gimme a sec
guy: did you just get back in line?
guy: did you just get back in line?
November 18, 2023 at 8:39 PM
me, bent over and out of breath next to ice cream truck: gimme a sec
guy: did you just get back in line?
guy: did you just get back in line?