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Humans share 70% of our DNA with zebrafish. So when you're having difficulty getting anything done, it's usually because a zebrafish is using the DNA.
February 12, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Humans share 70% of our DNA with zebrafish. So when you're having difficulty getting anything done, it's usually because a zebrafish is using the DNA.
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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day
February 13, 2024 at 1:28 AM
It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day
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Wow. The Catholic Church is making great progress
February 13, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Wow. The Catholic Church is making great progress
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polygamy is really tough for a lot of us to understand, much less accept. how would you react if, for example, you found out your uncle was entering a group marriage? you might be confused, and perhaps even resentful. just try to remember that it’s a complicated issue that requires some new aunts
February 13, 2024 at 2:38 AM
polygamy is really tough for a lot of us to understand, much less accept. how would you react if, for example, you found out your uncle was entering a group marriage? you might be confused, and perhaps even resentful. just try to remember that it’s a complicated issue that requires some new aunts
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what if you were about to fuck and instead of “i’m so wet” she said “bit damp innit”
January 17, 2024 at 1:37 PM
what if you were about to fuck and instead of “i’m so wet” she said “bit damp innit”
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They're all in on it.
January 10, 2024 at 10:31 PM
They're all in on it.
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i love when people are like "if they invented seat belts and made them a law now, people would call them cuck shit and refuse to wear them" because you're right and that did in fact happen lol. that did very much happen
January 10, 2024 at 1:39 PM
i love when people are like "if they invented seat belts and made them a law now, people would call them cuck shit and refuse to wear them" because you're right and that did in fact happen lol. that did very much happen
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Jack Black Joins Cast of ‘Minecraft’ Movie as Incredibly Loud Gravel Block hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
Jack Black Joins Cast of 'Minecraft' Movie as Incredibly Loud Gravel Block
BURBANK, Calif. — Despite early reports that Jack Black had been cast as player character Steve in the upcoming “Minecraft” movie, the actor recently confirmed…
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January 11, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Jack Black Joins Cast of ‘Minecraft’ Movie as Incredibly Loud Gravel Block hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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hey do you know what everything’s made of? oh little strings cool, next time just say no?? just say no
January 11, 2024 at 4:39 AM
hey do you know what everything’s made of? oh little strings cool, next time just say no?? just say no
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His brain is just ketamine drenched mush at this point
January 11, 2024 at 4:12 AM
His brain is just ketamine drenched mush at this point
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Humans are so dumb that anything they don't personally remember doesn't seem real to them.
People have no personal experience of a virus making dogs go crazy and bite everyone that is 100% fatal to both the dog and the humans, so they think it's no big deal.
www.npr.org/sections/hea...
People have no personal experience of a virus making dogs go crazy and bite everyone that is 100% fatal to both the dog and the humans, so they think it's no big deal.
www.npr.org/sections/hea...
January 10, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Humans are so dumb that anything they don't personally remember doesn't seem real to them.
People have no personal experience of a virus making dogs go crazy and bite everyone that is 100% fatal to both the dog and the humans, so they think it's no big deal.
www.npr.org/sections/hea...
People have no personal experience of a virus making dogs go crazy and bite everyone that is 100% fatal to both the dog and the humans, so they think it's no big deal.
www.npr.org/sections/hea...
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Adding "Mankind wiped out by prehistoric virus frozen in douchebag's Dubai cocktail ice" to my 2024 bingo card
January 11, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Adding "Mankind wiped out by prehistoric virus frozen in douchebag's Dubai cocktail ice" to my 2024 bingo card
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The British Royal Navy adopted the 24-hour clock in 1915, or a quarter past seven as it was called at the time.
January 11, 2024 at 7:39 AM
The British Royal Navy adopted the 24-hour clock in 1915, or a quarter past seven as it was called at the time.
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look I don't like to get too gender-essentialist about The True Nature Of Being A Man but it's real weak that 4chan guys are making up ghost-stories about how the tunnels are for child trafficking. What kind of man has lost his understanding of the simple joy of Digging A Big Hole
January 11, 2024 at 11:16 AM
look I don't like to get too gender-essentialist about The True Nature Of Being A Man but it's real weak that 4chan guys are making up ghost-stories about how the tunnels are for child trafficking. What kind of man has lost his understanding of the simple joy of Digging A Big Hole
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