@lkadie.bsky.social
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my life every day I am awake
April 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
my life every day I am awake
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On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
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Absolutely in awe of the people who stand directly outside the doors of public transport and are incredulous when they have to move to let people off before they get on
If I managed to cultivate that absence of awareness of what's going on in the world around me I'd be unstoppable
If I managed to cultivate that absence of awareness of what's going on in the world around me I'd be unstoppable
April 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Absolutely in awe of the people who stand directly outside the doors of public transport and are incredulous when they have to move to let people off before they get on
If I managed to cultivate that absence of awareness of what's going on in the world around me I'd be unstoppable
If I managed to cultivate that absence of awareness of what's going on in the world around me I'd be unstoppable
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Me, waiting for the bus
Brain: what if we dyed our own yarn
Me: no, knitting is enough
Brain: WE COULD SPIN AND DYE YARN
Me: I'm going to stuff you in a box
Brain: what if we dyed our own yarn
Me: no, knitting is enough
Brain: WE COULD SPIN AND DYE YARN
Me: I'm going to stuff you in a box
March 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Me, waiting for the bus
Brain: what if we dyed our own yarn
Me: no, knitting is enough
Brain: WE COULD SPIN AND DYE YARN
Me: I'm going to stuff you in a box
Brain: what if we dyed our own yarn
Me: no, knitting is enough
Brain: WE COULD SPIN AND DYE YARN
Me: I'm going to stuff you in a box
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I am "breathed a little funny so my back locked up" years old
March 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I am "breathed a little funny so my back locked up" years old
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Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
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Modern day problems demand modern day solutions
March 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Modern day problems demand modern day solutions
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leaving my malapropism job for greener pastors
March 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
leaving my malapropism job for greener pastors
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the executive is not functioning today, my friends
March 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the executive is not functioning today, my friends
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Me, trying to sleep
Brain: Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale read for the part of Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet
Me: shhhh
Brain: Play-Doh was invented as a wallpaper cleaner
Me: shut up and sleep
Brain: geese have serrated tongues
Me: fuck you, I will smother you with a pillow
Brain: Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale read for the part of Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet
Me: shhhh
Brain: Play-Doh was invented as a wallpaper cleaner
Me: shut up and sleep
Brain: geese have serrated tongues
Me: fuck you, I will smother you with a pillow
March 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Me, trying to sleep
Brain: Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale read for the part of Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet
Me: shhhh
Brain: Play-Doh was invented as a wallpaper cleaner
Me: shut up and sleep
Brain: geese have serrated tongues
Me: fuck you, I will smother you with a pillow
Brain: Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale read for the part of Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet
Me: shhhh
Brain: Play-Doh was invented as a wallpaper cleaner
Me: shut up and sleep
Brain: geese have serrated tongues
Me: fuck you, I will smother you with a pillow
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The way he screamed😭😂
March 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The way he screamed😭😂
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I love how when hockey players throw hands they’re chill like three minutes later (usually). I would love to be able to throw a couple jabs at my coworkers and then just keep going about my business like nbd. What a job.
March 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I love how when hockey players throw hands they’re chill like three minutes later (usually). I would love to be able to throw a couple jabs at my coworkers and then just keep going about my business like nbd. What a job.
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i did it. time to close up shop
March 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i did it. time to close up shop
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lol heated debates within The NY Times about where the “only” should go.
March 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
lol heated debates within The NY Times about where the “only” should go.
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When I say I’m emotionally unavailable, I mean I’m already involved in long distance relationships with half a dozen fictional characters, one (1) song that I’ve been listening to on repeat for weeks now, and also several hundred animals on the internet so we are at capacity.
March 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
When I say I’m emotionally unavailable, I mean I’m already involved in long distance relationships with half a dozen fictional characters, one (1) song that I’ve been listening to on repeat for weeks now, and also several hundred animals on the internet so we are at capacity.
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March 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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when i find the person who’s spending all my money
March 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
when i find the person who’s spending all my money
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I have been coping with events as of late by reading up on what personal items I am allowed to have in prison
March 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have been coping with events as of late by reading up on what personal items I am allowed to have in prison
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Rappers can start owning sucka MCs with how many eggs they eat. I eat so many eggs the only thing higher than my cholesterol is god. I got that egg money. Catch me eating three omelets at bunch with your baby mama. My fridge be stocked with cartons. Whatchu know bout this?
March 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Rappers can start owning sucka MCs with how many eggs they eat. I eat so many eggs the only thing higher than my cholesterol is god. I got that egg money. Catch me eating three omelets at bunch with your baby mama. My fridge be stocked with cartons. Whatchu know bout this?
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My big problem is that making a to-do list usually makes me feel productive enough that I no longer feel the need to actually do the things on the list
March 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
My big problem is that making a to-do list usually makes me feel productive enough that I no longer feel the need to actually do the things on the list
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Kitty is asserting her dominance 💪🏾🐈⬛
March 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Kitty is asserting her dominance 💪🏾🐈⬛