Liz Taylor's Earrings
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I act like I got my shit together but my shit is spread across so many different fields it's like bad fertilizer & you know what this metaphor got away from me.
Twinja.
Twinja.
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[P] goddammit
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
[P] goddammit
DEMI ADEJUYIGBE IS IN MY TOWN RIGHT NOW
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
DEMI ADEJUYIGBE IS IN MY TOWN RIGHT NOW
Finally
omg is it STILL not American Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Finally
Added another recipe and now I need to get six pounds of butter
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Added another recipe and now I need to get six pounds of butter
I have to go to the mall after work to pick up a gift. PRAY FOR ME
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have to go to the mall after work to pick up a gift. PRAY FOR ME
I had to wipe Wilbur’s butt today.
So yeah I’m getting falafel for lunch
So yeah I’m getting falafel for lunch
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I had to wipe Wilbur’s butt today.
So yeah I’m getting falafel for lunch
So yeah I’m getting falafel for lunch
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
Guitar teacher: guess what. I’ve changed the song we are doing for the Christmas concert
Me: 😧
GT: we are doing a Dire Straits song!!! I believe in you!!!!
Me: 🫥🫥🫥🫥
Me: 😧
GT: we are doing a Dire Straits song!!! I believe in you!!!!
Me: 🫥🫥🫥🫥
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Guitar teacher: guess what. I’ve changed the song we are doing for the Christmas concert
Me: 😧
GT: we are doing a Dire Straits song!!! I believe in you!!!!
Me: 🫥🫥🫥🫥
Me: 😧
GT: we are doing a Dire Straits song!!! I believe in you!!!!
Me: 🫥🫥🫥🫥
If I have to be cursed with this, so do you
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If I have to be cursed with this, so do you
I was bold and went with the green and also this pin, because hell yeah
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I was bold and went with the green and also this pin, because hell yeah
I have store credit I want to use before I forget it exists.
Which purse
Which purse
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I have store credit I want to use before I forget it exists.
Which purse
Which purse
Look, spreadsheets may cause a lot of problems but also they help with organizing holiday baking, okay
Trying four new recipes this year!
Trying four new recipes this year!
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Look, spreadsheets may cause a lot of problems but also they help with organizing holiday baking, okay
Trying four new recipes this year!
Trying four new recipes this year!
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I have never seen a wet floor sign shaped like a banana peel and I love it?
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have never seen a wet floor sign shaped like a banana peel and I love it?
I fully acknowledge that if I want to be better at art, I’d have to practice it everyday.
But it’s not a priority for me - I picked musical instruments instead.
So my art will remain crappy! But by God it is MINE
But it’s not a priority for me - I picked musical instruments instead.
So my art will remain crappy! But by God it is MINE
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I fully acknowledge that if I want to be better at art, I’d have to practice it everyday.
But it’s not a priority for me - I picked musical instruments instead.
So my art will remain crappy! But by God it is MINE
But it’s not a priority for me - I picked musical instruments instead.
So my art will remain crappy! But by God it is MINE
We talked and they can’t give me useful hours and want me to work until close which is 11 pm and that is simply just too late. That’s a no.
Last week I got an email from a local retail that I applied to for some PT work for phone interview times. Great! Replied back twice, got no response. Worried my emails were going to a black hole, I called the store to make sure and she said she’d call back 2:30-3 pm. It’s 330. Like. What do I do
Something something about making a damn phone call and the person you need to talk to isn’t there so you have to call back later and I don’t wannnaaaaaaa
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
We talked and they can’t give me useful hours and want me to work until close which is 11 pm and that is simply just too late. That’s a no.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
A perfect occasion for the “I can’t always support other women. Some of you bitches are very dumb”
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A perfect occasion for the “I can’t always support other women. Some of you bitches are very dumb”
Listen, I’ll take on the mental load of picking out and ordering the Christmas presents but I’m gonna be skimming some off the top as payment for my services
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Listen, I’ll take on the mental load of picking out and ordering the Christmas presents but I’m gonna be skimming some off the top as payment for my services
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you buy new phone you buy WHY You noT BUY PHONE Feed MOnEY to markets NOW buy PHONE
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
you buy new phone you buy WHY You noT BUY PHONE Feed MOnEY to markets NOW buy PHONE
I’m at a point in my job where people think I’m an expert on something and it’s unnerving. Why am I an authority
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m at a point in my job where people think I’m an expert on something and it’s unnerving. Why am I an authority
I wonder if we’ll get an Edmund Fitzgerald movie within the next five years
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I wonder if we’ll get an Edmund Fitzgerald movie within the next five years
Almost done!!!!!
Let’s see how much of my Christmas shopping I can get through today. I believe in myself. Also that Black Friday lasts pretty much an entire month
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Almost done!!!!!
Got my flu shot and Covid booster!
Now let’s see how much I can milk having a sore arm tomorrow
Now let’s see how much I can milk having a sore arm tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Got my flu shot and Covid booster!
Now let’s see how much I can milk having a sore arm tomorrow
Now let’s see how much I can milk having a sore arm tomorrow