Liz Taylor's Earrings
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I act like I got my shit together but my shit is spread across so many different fields it's like bad fertilizer & you know what this metaphor got away from me.
Twinja.
Twinja.
This one is driving me insane
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This one is driving me insane
I need carrot and onion recipes as the 10lb bags were on sale for the same price as the 3lb bags so guess what I have twenty pounds of
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I need carrot and onion recipes as the 10lb bags were on sale for the same price as the 3lb bags so guess what I have twenty pounds of
This is a new one. I forgot the word for “marinade” and had to google “put meat in flavourings overnight” but I got there
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is a new one. I forgot the word for “marinade” and had to google “put meat in flavourings overnight” but I got there
And a merry Chicken Milk season to you all
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And a merry Chicken Milk season to you all
Tonight’s dinner is pretty much entirely carbs
Well the pancakes have an egg in it
The rest is two types of potatoes
Well the pancakes have an egg in it
The rest is two types of potatoes
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Tonight’s dinner is pretty much entirely carbs
Well the pancakes have an egg in it
The rest is two types of potatoes
Well the pancakes have an egg in it
The rest is two types of potatoes
Last week I got an email from a local retail that I applied to for some PT work for phone interview times. Great! Replied back twice, got no response. Worried my emails were going to a black hole, I called the store to make sure and she said she’d call back 2:30-3 pm. It’s 330. Like. What do I do
Something something about making a damn phone call and the person you need to talk to isn’t there so you have to call back later and I don’t wannnaaaaaaa
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Last week I got an email from a local retail that I applied to for some PT work for phone interview times. Great! Replied back twice, got no response. Worried my emails were going to a black hole, I called the store to make sure and she said she’d call back 2:30-3 pm. It’s 330. Like. What do I do
Something something about making a damn phone call and the person you need to talk to isn’t there so you have to call back later and I don’t wannnaaaaaaa
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Something something about making a damn phone call and the person you need to talk to isn’t there so you have to call back later and I don’t wannnaaaaaaa
Hand to heart, she thinks I have Floppy Eyelid Syndrome
(My left eyelid is weaker and may not close all the way at night, leading to dryness and my symptoms of “it feels like there is something in my eye but there is not and I can’t stop rubbing it”)
(My left eyelid is weaker and may not close all the way at night, leading to dryness and my symptoms of “it feels like there is something in my eye but there is not and I can’t stop rubbing it”)
I think I have pink eye and like, wtf I haven’t been around any kids??? Where did I get it from???
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hand to heart, she thinks I have Floppy Eyelid Syndrome
(My left eyelid is weaker and may not close all the way at night, leading to dryness and my symptoms of “it feels like there is something in my eye but there is not and I can’t stop rubbing it”)
(My left eyelid is weaker and may not close all the way at night, leading to dryness and my symptoms of “it feels like there is something in my eye but there is not and I can’t stop rubbing it”)
A lot of people dismiss these as YA pablum but I will defend the Hunger Games forever
The First 'Sunrise on the Reaping' Trailer Teases a Bigger, Meaner 'Hunger Games'
The First 'Sunrise on the Reaping' Trailer Teases a Bigger, Meaner 'Hunger Games'
There's another 'Hunger Games' movie back doing what the series does best with November 2026's 'Sunrise on the Reaping.'
gizmodo.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A lot of people dismiss these as YA pablum but I will defend the Hunger Games forever
I think I have pink eye and like, wtf I haven’t been around any kids??? Where did I get it from???
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I think I have pink eye and like, wtf I haven’t been around any kids??? Where did I get it from???
omg is it STILL not American Thanksgiving
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
omg is it STILL not American Thanksgiving
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One of the greatest things anyone has ever said to me was to explain that when you randomly decide to pick up a rock it’s because the rock has decided it wants to travel. It gives me joy to ponder.
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
One of the greatest things anyone has ever said to me was to explain that when you randomly decide to pick up a rock it’s because the rock has decided it wants to travel. It gives me joy to ponder.
3/6
This one was a doozy
This one was a doozy
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
3/6
This one was a doozy
This one was a doozy
Would you consider Nuremberg a good talking movie because I think I am in the mood for that
Or should I go see Rental Family this weekend
Or should I go see Rental Family this weekend
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Would you consider Nuremberg a good talking movie because I think I am in the mood for that
Or should I go see Rental Family this weekend
Or should I go see Rental Family this weekend
I’n what grade level do you learn grammatical contractions? My library kid is in grade two or three and I thought you learned them by then?
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I’n what grade level do you learn grammatical contractions? My library kid is in grade two or three and I thought you learned them by then?
Do I know enough about biscuits that I can riff on this recipe I found to top my chicken pot pie? Let’s find out! It’s in the oven now!
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Do I know enough about biscuits that I can riff on this recipe I found to top my chicken pot pie? Let’s find out! It’s in the oven now!
Imagining today’s memes being as oblique and opaque as those old political cartoons that require a page of context and then you go “huh. I guess that would’ve really slapped in 1862.”
Not too many years from now, my US history lectures will have to cover the recent intellectual history of the US and that's going to require discussing Something Awful, Tumblr, Thought Catalog, Everyday Feminism, Twitter, Reddit, and of course fucking 4chan.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Imagining today’s memes being as oblique and opaque as those old political cartoons that require a page of context and then you go “huh. I guess that would’ve really slapped in 1862.”
2/6 complete
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
2/6 complete
While I may agree that on a technical level Raiders of the Lost Ark is the best Indiana Jones, The Last Crusade is first in my heart
a man in a knight 's armor says you have chosen wisely
ALT: a man in a knight 's armor says you have chosen wisely
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
While I may agree that on a technical level Raiders of the Lost Ark is the best Indiana Jones, The Last Crusade is first in my heart
I watched Ever After this afternoon and unfortunately I think Henry’s yearning is my favourite. This script would, alas, work on me. The bickering 😍
a man in a crown is standing next to a woman in a crown
ALT: a man in a crown is standing next to a woman in a crown
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I watched Ever After this afternoon and unfortunately I think Henry’s yearning is my favourite. This script would, alas, work on me. The bickering 😍
Lump Beefknob 😞
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Lump Beefknob 😞
What kind of Kirk Van Houten name for a tour is this
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What kind of Kirk Van Houten name for a tour is this
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Have received TWO compliments from women and I’ve just gotten to the bus stop.
Women #1: oh you look so dressed up and fancy! Those boots!!!! Where you off to?
M: Stevie Nicks!
W: oh my god. That makes so much sense.
Women #1: oh you look so dressed up and fancy! Those boots!!!! Where you off to?
M: Stevie Nicks!
W: oh my god. That makes so much sense.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Have received TWO compliments from women and I’ve just gotten to the bus stop.
Women #1: oh you look so dressed up and fancy! Those boots!!!! Where you off to?
M: Stevie Nicks!
W: oh my god. That makes so much sense.
Women #1: oh you look so dressed up and fancy! Those boots!!!! Where you off to?
M: Stevie Nicks!
W: oh my god. That makes so much sense.