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you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts ✨🐀
Had a dream that people in this age bracket were rejected from getting their Musk brain implants but then the Musk brain implants slowly killed everyone & the over 35s went back to using the library. Balance restored
glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
October 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
@helengomezcomics.bsky.social Buddy, have I got news for you
August 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Almost half NI race rioters reported for domestic abuse
thedetail.tv/articles/alm...
Almost half NI race rioters reported for domestic abuse
The figures for Northern Ireland – 48% - were higher than the UK average (41%).
thedetail.tv
August 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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This what Israel has done to Gaza. Forbidden pics by a Washington Post photographer whose Jordanian air crew didn't pass on Israel's order to only photograph aid being dropped. City, suburbs, schools, people: bombed to rubble. People being starved in makeshift camps on road roundabouts. #Genocide
August 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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July 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Finally binned off Spotify & stopped vaping 2 weeks ago, which is bringing me dangerously close to communing with my own thoughts
July 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I have flown too close to the sun*

*eaten a big Italian deli sandwich on a hot day
July 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I’m genuinely considering buying a camp bed based purely on spite because half of the reviews claim that a woman cannot assemble it
June 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ordered a chai latte in a wanky coffee shop today and they gave me a short glass tumbler that was 90% milk so I just looked like a huge baby
May 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The big girl did a great turn at her first protest & definitely did not eat a sandwich out of a toddler’s hands when it came up to pet her
May 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Having a U.S. Pope is very tacky and I’ve lost interest
May 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Currently inhabiting my deranged Assignment Deadline persona; scuttling into the kitchen in big silk pyjamas to eat a pickle & a tiny bag of expired Japanese corn snacks for lunch at 3pm because I haven’t done any groceries. Read 6 texts, reply to none of them. Back to the desk to sit like a pretzel
May 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Northerners trying to subtly warn Southerners not to lash themselves to Kneecap as if they're Bobby Sands and Jesus reborn as one without getting a threatening letter from their manager
April 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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odd that dril hasn't posted since the pope died
April 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
One thing I love about being the partner with the earlier body clock is that I get to use phrases like “wake up, babe, the pope’s dead”
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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hey, sorry my delay in getting back to you! my specific ideology is rising from the ashes soon and it's kept me very busy
April 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I saw an oversized teacup on the dashboard of a car on my way to work today. It said “Prosecco” on it, and it appeared to be full of soup. I’m still thinking about it.
April 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Me @ Adolesence
limmy.com Limmy @limmy.com · Mar 23
Anybody else think Severance is good but not brilliant? An interesting idea but not used to its full potential? Really good moments and situations and acting, but let down by the shite bits?
March 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Is madra foirfe í
March 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Post a warning
March 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just overheard my mum’a friend saying “We’re going on holiday to Sri Lanka to moan about Úna for two weeks ‘cos she’s driving the pair of us up the fucking wall.”

And they say there’s no joy in getting older. I swear. This sounds great
March 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM