Buttmuncher
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(wyatt) Drink, Bark, Scurry. NB masc something. Portland. They/he. 26!
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Buttmuncher
@linsang.bsky.social
· Jul 4
ANAL FISTING - Wyatt M's Ko-fi Shop
The fruit of my labor. The end of my sick designs. Nine poems, of various lengths and on various themes. NSFW, but not pornographic. Published and unp...
ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com/s/2505837e8e Support a queer poet! The pamphlet is pay-what-you-want. Instructions for assembling the booklet are in this post.
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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if joyce carol oates accused me of *not reading* in a public forum you would literally never see me again
you know if Joyce Carol Oates nuked me so thoroughly my first thought would be "Wow JCO noticed me!" and then I would withdraw from public life and reinvent myself so that no trace of the old me remained!
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
if joyce carol oates accused me of *not reading* in a public forum you would literally never see me again
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joyce carol oates is one of my favorite posters, and I wish she was here on bluesky
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
joyce carol oates is one of my favorite posters, and I wish she was here on bluesky
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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@themonkeybear.bsky.social, @capyfrootbat.bsky.social, @furbear12.bsky.social, Vancouver, 2025 08
#man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography
#man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography
August 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@themonkeybear.bsky.social, @capyfrootbat.bsky.social, @furbear12.bsky.social, Vancouver, 2025 08
#man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography
#man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Media finally seems to be realizing that a 1.5% Trump victory last year does not mean America is entering a 10,000 year racism dynasty
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Media finally seems to be realizing that a 1.5% Trump victory last year does not mean America is entering a 10,000 year racism dynasty
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Book club
Centerpiece
Two for one
Safe
Centerpiece
Two for one
Safe
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Book club
Centerpiece
Two for one
Safe
Centerpiece
Two for one
Safe
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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Kinda forgot about this, but WIP of a lil personal doodle.
Went to the nude beach/river with some friends this summer and we were playing catch in the shallows. Someone said my sunglasses n camo hat was giving "big deer energy" & I'm pretty sure I rode the high of that comment for over a week lol
Went to the nude beach/river with some friends this summer and we were playing catch in the shallows. Someone said my sunglasses n camo hat was giving "big deer energy" & I'm pretty sure I rode the high of that comment for over a week lol
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Kinda forgot about this, but WIP of a lil personal doodle.
Went to the nude beach/river with some friends this summer and we were playing catch in the shallows. Someone said my sunglasses n camo hat was giving "big deer energy" & I'm pretty sure I rode the high of that comment for over a week lol
Went to the nude beach/river with some friends this summer and we were playing catch in the shallows. Someone said my sunglasses n camo hat was giving "big deer energy" & I'm pretty sure I rode the high of that comment for over a week lol
how i feel after telling a pretty twink which of the seasonal dutch bros drinks are scams
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
how i feel after telling a pretty twink which of the seasonal dutch bros drinks are scams
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A follow up to the last picture -
after the hunter failed to return, a scout was dispatched to search for him, and he certainly found him 🐺💦
after the hunter failed to return, a scout was dispatched to search for him, and he certainly found him 🐺💦
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A follow up to the last picture -
after the hunter failed to return, a scout was dispatched to search for him, and he certainly found him 🐺💦
after the hunter failed to return, a scout was dispatched to search for him, and he certainly found him 🐺💦
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Gross jock enjoying himself before he has to get clean
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Gross jock enjoying himself before he has to get clean
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BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
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The mistake that the Senate Dems are making is that they think they are playing a game that will be repeated in the future-in which case, the optimal course of action is compromise. But the Trump regime is doing all it can to ensure this is the last cycle under the Constitutional order.
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The mistake that the Senate Dems are making is that they think they are playing a game that will be repeated in the future-in which case, the optimal course of action is compromise. But the Trump regime is doing all it can to ensure this is the last cycle under the Constitutional order.
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I couldn't help myself
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I couldn't help myself
[Scat Singer having a stroke] Poob de Woobop! Wood Pe Boodop!
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
[Scat Singer having a stroke] Poob de Woobop! Wood Pe Boodop!
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When Politico is fun, it's very fun lol www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Donald Trump enters his lame duck era
Republicans are starting to contend with the fact that the president will soon be gone, and they'll be fending for themselves.
www.politico.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When Politico is fun, it's very fun lol www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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Seriously. They will double and triple down for Dems showing weakness. This is the mopey "I'm sorry" part of the cycle. Don't move an inch on anything until the King has left.
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Seriously. They will double and triple down for Dems showing weakness. This is the mopey "I'm sorry" part of the cycle. Don't move an inch on anything until the King has left.