Buttmuncher
@linsang.bsky.social
(wyatt) Drink, Bark, Scurry. NB masc something. Portland. They/he. 26!
how i feel after telling a pretty twink which of the seasonal dutch bros drinks are scams
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
how i feel after telling a pretty twink which of the seasonal dutch bros drinks are scams
come the fuck on lmao www.cnn.com/2025/11/03/p...
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
come the fuck on lmao www.cnn.com/2025/11/03/p...
mind if a gay boy flags pirate tonight, queen?
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
mind if a gay boy flags pirate tonight, queen?
the working man's catboy
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the working man's catboy
I hate how tentative news headlines are. Theyre just "bypassing concerns," theyre "hitting a nerve," and "plowing ahead." Is no one in the mainstream news reminding people that these were the offices of Jackie Kennedy, Nancy Reagan, Eleanor Roosevelt? Was ANYTHING salvaged for the historical record?
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I hate how tentative news headlines are. Theyre just "bypassing concerns," theyre "hitting a nerve," and "plowing ahead." Is no one in the mainstream news reminding people that these were the offices of Jackie Kennedy, Nancy Reagan, Eleanor Roosevelt? Was ANYTHING salvaged for the historical record?
huh. i wonder what those said
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
huh. i wonder what those said
PEOPLE ARE TAGGING THE STATE DEPARTMENT WITH ECHO SHIP ART WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
October 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
PEOPLE ARE TAGGING THE STATE DEPARTMENT WITH ECHO SHIP ART WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
it's october, time to post my internet claim to fame again
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
it's october, time to post my internet claim to fame again
America in 2035 is going to be a country without children. There is not a single newlywed couple mentally prepared for pre-Germ-Theory levels of early life mortality. After the second death they will just stop trying.
September 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
America in 2035 is going to be a country without children. There is not a single newlywed couple mentally prepared for pre-Germ-Theory levels of early life mortality. After the second death they will just stop trying.
I'm getting a bit tired of this guy.
July 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm getting a bit tired of this guy.
new favorite photo of myself taken by @kisthecrow.bsky.social
May 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
new favorite photo of myself taken by @kisthecrow.bsky.social